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  • Glendora Christianson
    Spiritual Mother of LBC
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 2329

    #16
    Reply for Bumpy Vienna Sausage Boy

    First of all Hitoshi, there's plenty of herpes in Japan: http://vir.sgmjournals.org/cgi/conte...tract/68/3/749

    As for your friend, God gave him herpes as part of HIS plan. Whatever lesson he learns or changes he makes in his life are because the Lord intended it. As for the money part, of course, if your friend wants to go to Heaven, the safest way to send God money is through LBC.

    PS (Ixi) What is a docter?
    Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.

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    • Ixi
      Wretched Unsaved Goth
      Ixi, have you done your homework yet?
      • Sep 2006
      • 844

      #17
      Please take him to a docter, he could get saved.
      A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.

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      • Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.
        Scientific Advisor
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 2373

        #18
        When will you give up your demon-infested mantra? A "docter" does no one any good. You foolish, liberally-educated WICKEDAN. Enjoy Satan's tallywhacker
        Trump 2020: "For Real This Time"

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        • Ixi
          Wretched Unsaved Goth
          Ixi, have you done your homework yet?
          • Sep 2006
          • 844

          #19
          That won't happen cause I DON'T BEILEVE IN SATAN!!! What will happen to me is what I believe.
          A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.

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          • Brother_Mike
            True Christian™
            Forum Member
            • Sep 2006
            • 105

            #20
            Originally posted by Ixi View Post
            That won't happen cause I DON'T BEILEVE IN SATAN!!! What will happen to me is what I believe.
            You can say that to satan when he his molesting you in hell for eternity.
            Me
            Got Jesus?

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            • Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.
              Scientific Advisor
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 2373

              #21
              Thank you Brother Mike -- your support is much appreciated. This harlot has been tramping all over the boards trying to propagate her WICKEDAN views. Whether or not she believes in GOD or the devil is of no consequence -- GOD believes in HER. Remember, the HOLY WORD states that "the devils also believe, and tremble." - James 2:19 (KJV1611).
              Trump 2020: "For Real This Time"

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              • Ixi
                Wretched Unsaved Goth
                Ixi, have you done your homework yet?
                • Sep 2006
                • 844

                #22
                I do beilieve in God, but not what you beileve in.
                A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.

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                • Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.
                  Scientific Advisor
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 2373

                  #23
                  Then, since we believe in the ONE TRUE GOD(TM), you are wrong and you admit it. At least you are an HONEST harlot. These days it is hard to find such.
                  Trump 2020: "For Real This Time"

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                  • Ixi
                    Wretched Unsaved Goth
                    Ixi, have you done your homework yet?
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 844

                    #24
                    You are wrong. God is "The All", not some dictator over us. Can't you see? There could be peace, no such thing as Hell, where life is pleasurable, and you have all the lifetimes you want to make up for your mistakes before you join the stars with The All.
                    A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.

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                    • Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.
                      Scientific Advisor
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 2373

                      #25
                      Blah blah blah. Are you reading out of some crazy sci-fi book like those crazy scientolochinks? I can make stuff up too, but the only TRUTH(TM) out there is the Bible (1611 KJV, of course). I choose to follow GOD, and as such will be rewarded handsomely in heaven with my own personal mansion, whereas you will spend eternity being poked in the bum-bum by Satan's spiked tallywhacker.
                      Trump 2020: "For Real This Time"

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                      • Ixi
                        Wretched Unsaved Goth
                        Ixi, have you done your homework yet?
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 844

                        #26
                        No, I'm reading from my mind, you just poke around the Bible being ordered around by God. Theres nothing wrong with God, but somethings wrong when you kill to please him.
                        A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.

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                        • Pastor Isaac Peters
                          Senior Pastor
                          Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                          Always Biblically correct
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 10639

                          #27
                          Originally posted by Ixi View Post
                          That won't happen cause I DON'T BEILEVE IN SATAN!!! What will happen to me is what I believe.
                          Where did you get that nonsense? Did your "docter" tell you that?

                          Lots of people believe that get-rich-quick pyramid schemes will work or that they can steal pies and not get caught by our Godly police. Obviously, what will happen to them is not at all what they believe. Why should you be any different? Gal. 6:7 says,

                          Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap.

                          which is a fair bit different from "What will happen to me is what I believe."
                          This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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                          • Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.
                            Scientific Advisor
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 2373

                            #28
                            Something is wrong when you decide to IGNORE His GODLY EDICTS. We have no say in what God orders -- we are merely here to follow His plan. Your mind is infested with ungodly satan-splooge. Good luck finding a "docter" to fix THAT, harlot.
                            Trump 2020: "For Real This Time"

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                            • Pastor Al E Pistle
                              Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                               
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 9323

                              #29
                              Originally posted by Ixi View Post
                              No, I'm reading from my mind, you just poke around the Bible being ordered around by God. Theres nothing wrong with God, but somethings wrong when you kill to please him.
                              If you read it, that's all the bible is. Directions on how to kill GOD's enemies. So that's what we do.
                              Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                              "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                              Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                              • Ixi
                                Wretched Unsaved Goth
                                Ixi, have you done your homework yet?
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 844

                                #30
                                Well I think its barbaric.
                                A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.

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