[Deaner]

But where does the money GO? Do you put it in a rocket and blast it up to God?

Icky; don't be foolish. Of course the money does not go directly to Jesus. The money is used by His representative True Christians so we may continue to minister to human filth. Jesus loves you and wants you but the job of fighting for lost souls is a long and tedious one.

At Landover; we have programs where we teach homosexuals how to throw a baseball like a man and not a girl. We teach them how not to walk like a sissy. We teach them how not to lisp when they talk.

We teach negro's that utility and credit card bills are NOT garbage delivered to your door. We teach them that pie stealing is wrong. We provide extensive speech therapy and medically reduce the size of their lips so they can speak properly.

We purchase weapons to kill mudslimes and all others who would spit in Christ's face as well as providing security for the Landover compound.

And a very obvious reason is for the running of this website; which due to extensive security and moderation is quite expensive. Every sinner who has ever lived has it out for Landover because they know we speak the truth.

Please Icky, if you could spare a few dollars for Sweet Baby Jesus, it would be much appreciated. You obviously don't know the amount of work we do.

Dean

[Ixi]

Why are you calling me Icky? It's Ixi Ixi Ixi.

Ok, so thats what your money goes to.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Listen you dirty, hairy, God-hating hippy: we can sit here piddling over details all day long or you can start on the Road to Salvation(tm) by setting up your Salvation-guaranteeing tithing plan with a pastor today. The more you sit here whining like a jew paying for a stick of gum, the more you are defecating in Baby Jesus' mouth. Show Jesus the money while there is still time to prove that you love Him, lest you be damned to burn forever. Time is running low! Jesus (ie Landover) needs your money. Get on it.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Thats the oppisite of free! Free from men at least.

Miss Icky, why do you hate men so? Don't you know that Jesus, the greatest man in history, died temporarily in order to save you? All we want to do is wash you in His sweet blood, to help you avoid spending all eternity in a lake of fire being anally raped by every demon in hell.

Don't you know that God created men to rule over the earth, including plants, animals and females.

Genesis 3:16
Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.

Your smartmouth and man-hating attitude will only make your time in hell much, much worse.

What a shame that you live in such perversion and filth. A lezbean momma and twin lezbean sisters....Say, you don't have any amateur home videos of you and your twin sister, do you? Just a thought.

[SalvationSeeker]

Miss Icky, why do you hate men so? Don't you know that Jesus, the greatest man in history, died temporarily in order to save you? All we want to do is wash you in His sweet blood, to help you avoid spending all eternity in a lake of fire being anally raped by every demon in hell.

Don't you know that God created men to rule over the earth, including plants, animals and females.

Genesis 3:16
Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.

Your smartmouth and man-hating attitude will only make your time in hell much, much worse.

What a shame that you live in such perversion and filth. A lezbean momma and twin lezbean sisters....Say, you don't have any amateur home videos of you and your twin sister, do you? Just a thought.

Indeed, good Pastor. What a man-hating witch.

Men are to rule you weak-minded women Ixi, and those videos of yours would be very helpful in Project Sodom, to help us fight homers and thespians.
Please submit them at once.


..On a side note however Pastor, I sometimes wonder if it's good to tell them (sinners) the fact that they will be sodomised in hell?
Some of them might be so lost that they are actually looking forward to such things..


So Ixi, why do you like to be sodomised and to carpet-munch?
Don't you know that it's a sin?

Your twisted and disgusting sexual fantasies make Jesus sick!

[Hitoshi]

okay dummys. this is thread for my friend that is need help. if you are not want talking about herpe (is venerial disease) then you are need get out of thread. my friend is not only need help YOU are all need help for learn manners. America is very RUDE. you give HERPE and take over thread. total ridiculous man.

[Brother_Mike]

okay dummys. this is thread for my friend that is need help. if you are not want talking about herpe (is venerial disease) then you are need get out of thread. my friend is not only need help YOU are all need help for learn manners. America is very RUDE. you give HERPE and take over thread. total ridiculous man.

If you want to talk about JESUS then you are in the right place. If you want to talk about herpes then go to a homers forum. Faggit!

[SalvationSeeker]

okay dummys. this is thread for my friend that is need help. if you are not want talking about herpe (is venerial disease) then you are need get out of thread. my friend is not only need help YOU are all need help for learn manners. America is very RUDE. you give HERPE and take over thread. total ridiculous man.

This forum belongs to the Landover Baptist Church, you stupid gook.
Not to you.

As such, any Landoverian might liberate "your" thread, for any reason, and at any time.
This forum is dedicated to JESUS, and not to herpes infected gooks.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

okay dummys. this is thread for my friend that is need help. if you are not want talking about herpe (is venerial disease) then you are need get out of thread. my friend is not only need help YOU are all need help for learn manners. America is very RUDE. you give HERPE and take over thread. total ridiculous man.

I quite agree. It is sad that little Icky has stolen a thread reserved for japs with filthy genital herpes. I was going to post some pictures but they were too disgusting for the ladies.

By all means, allow me to help your friend by suggesting the 'slice it off with a rusty tin can lid' cure.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

By all means, allow me to help your friend by suggesting the 'slice it off with a rusty tin can lid' cure.

That's what I said!
But Hairy Homer said I was being cruel.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

You have to be cruel to be kind. If you knew your Bible at all, you would know that God is often crueler than any dictator could be..... The difference is -- God is doing it out of Love(tm).

[Enobarbus]

That's what I said!
But Hairy Homer said I was being cruel.

Hairy Homer is a Godless pantywaist whose opinion is of no more value than your own. It is a tribute to the infinite grace of the Lord and the compassion and tolerance of us True Chrisitans™ that both of you haven't been banned long ago. If it were not for the fact that with Jesus even the impossible -- to mortal minds -- is possible, I'd say that you were both hopeless cases.

[Mrs. Rogers]

That's what I said!
But Hairy Homer said I was being cruel.

That's because Hairy is a simpering nancy ... and I was surprised that he picked an argument with you, as he usually prostrates himself before feminazis. I'm not one to gossip, but I have it on good authority that he earns his keep on his knees, giving pedicures to fems; apparently their bulldyke husbands like to secure him in a headlock whilst he works, and no one can pretty up a toenail faster than Mr. Homer.

Hairy 'Hangnail' Homer is something of a legend in the lezbean world, and we ought to be very cautious when dealing with him; my advice to all ladies here is that you NOT send him any photos of your feet, no matter how much he may beg you to - especially photos of your feet wearing strappy stilettos.

[Ixi]

Are you kidding? I said to be free from YOU kind of men, other men like my boyfriend are great, he acually thinks of me as an equal to him.

[SalvationSeeker]

Are you kidding? I said to be free from YOU kind of men, other men like my boyfriend are great, he acually thinks of me as an equal to him.

He thinks you're equal to him?
Sorry to break it you, but no straight man actually believe women is equal to men.. If one says he does, then he is either a homer or a liar.