[Talitha]

Oh my God, siter. Is this true?

Asians are sick.

I am shocked!

Just so!

As is Hoomerseckshualitty, negra-ism and Cripper-ism.
Jesus can cure all of these things through simple Prayer, reading The Good Book (Bible KJV1611) and some serious Tithing to the Lord©

Praise®

[Andreas]

Just so!

As is Hoomerseckshualitty, negra-ism and Cripper-ism.
Jesus can cure all of these things through simple Prayer, reading The Good Book (Bible KJV1611) and some serious Tithing to the Lord©

Praise®

You have forgotten the Catlickers... Or are they incurable?

Yours in Christ

[Jesus is Lord]

You have forgotten the Catlickers... Or are they incurable?

Yours in Christ

Catlickers are not incurable. I myself am a former catlick but I have seen the Light thanks to Landover and have repented of my Mary worshipping ways.

I am not the only former catlick here, either.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Be sure to keep your distance from Father Maurice Lester -- I hear that he has these incurable urges that attack him every so often. Apparently the demons have easy access up his man-skirt.

[Ixi]

Is God just some dictator moving you around like hes playing a game of chess against Satan? No, God supposed to work with you, not order you.

[Talitha]

Is God just some dictator moving you around like hes playing a game of chess against Satan? No, God supposed to work with you, not order you.

You mistake the word order when you should say Command.
When our Lord God commands us to do something we do it.
If God wants a game of Chess with us then why shouldn't he? After all, he created us and at the end of Times he will decide who goes to join Satan in The Pits of Hell.

Genesis 27:8
Now therefore, my son, obey my voice according to that which I command thee.

[Ixi]

Like I still depend on mom and dad for money, please! I have money, I take care of myself, but I'll give it to the homeless and animals who don't have homes.

[Talitha]

Like I still depend on mom and dad for money, please! I have money, I take care of myself, but I'll give it to the homeless and animals who don't have homes.

How about treating Baby Jesus to some new shoes?

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[Ixi]

Jesus wore sandals, >>Edited for Blasphemy<<

[Bobby-Joe]

Jesus wore sandals, wtf?

That was 2,000 years ago, Jesus may be unchanging but that doesn't mean His fashion sense is. Do you think Jesus is going to return in a pair of flip flops like some damn draft dogging sissy hippy?

[Talitha]

Jesus wore sandals, >>Edited for Blasphemy<<

Please, don't use those kind of phrases on God's Holy Board.

[Ixi]

I would rather be free though.

[Bobby-Joe]

I would rather be free though.

What? Free like a harlot, giving any guy who wants it access to your mommy cave?

[eliot mayfield]

Like I still depend on mom and dad for money, please! I have money, I take care of myself, but I'll give it to the homeless and animals who don't have homes.

Since when do animals need homes? Are you some kind of kook who goes around trying to build houses for possums or something?

[Andreas]

Since when do animals need homes? Are you some kind of kook who goes around trying to build houses for possums or something?

Biologically humans are also animals.

But God gave us dominion over less evolved ones:

[26] And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth.

Yours in Christ