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  • OnYourKnees
    On Extended Furlough
    True Christian™
    • Nov 2006
    • 4729

    #16
    Re: Should I buy factory or free range meat?

    Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
    Well, do a search for 'daddy stick' and 'daddy bags' on the forum and you're quite a big contributor, BJ, so you must think about them a lot. Not to mention your nickname....BJ... As to the story of you and Glendora's gun, well, that just raises more questions!
    I don't even want to know why you would be searching God's Favorite Forum for 'daddy stick' and 'daddy bags'!

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    • Rachael Van Helsing
      HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
      • Sep 2006
      • 5131

      #17
      Re: Should I buy factory or free range meat?

      Just to show that for a prissy baptist, BJ sure thinks about schlong a whole lot.
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      Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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      • SalvationSeeker
        True Christian™ Theologian
        Forum Member
        • Sep 2006
        • 3892

        #18
        Re: Should I buy factory or free range meat?

        Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
        Just to show that for a prissy baptist, BJ sure thinks about schlong a whole lot.
        Right.
        Whenever caught behaving in some disgusting and sinful way; you blame someone else.
        Oh well, this is the kind of behaviour we've come to expect from you unsaved...

        You people will blame anyone but yourselfs for your sins, won't you?
        Last edited by SalvationSeeker; 02-02-2007, 01:20 PM.
        If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
        A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
        Proverbs 9:12-13

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        • Kay Dee
          Unsaved trash
          Under Investigation
          • Jan 2007
          • 19

          #19
          Re: Should I buy factory or free range meat?

          Thank you all for your kind advice brothers and sisters.

          Sadly he cannot simply purchase a gun for hunting straight away as you folks have the good fortune to be able to do in the States, as we live in Scotland where there are stringent gun regulations, and he'll have to wait rather a long time, so in the meantime I must shop.

          I blame these heathens and sinners for the stringent gun regulations here, where a good Christian man cannot purchase a gun purely for the godly and virtuous act of blowing Bambi's brains out! And perhaps firing a few bullets at the skirt wearing homos round these parts too...

          We do not have a Wal-mart here either, although I've made a list of the items Mother Glendora has listed and shall try try to find them in one of our Scottish supermarkets.

          I am ashamed to say I was indeed a so called "compassionate consumer" and mistakenly thought buying fair trade was a noble and Christian act, until I was lucky enough to find LBC and the oppurtunity to save my soul.

          Many thanks again, Kay Dee xxxx

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          • Bobby-Joe
            Landover Security Superviser
            Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
            NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 18405

            #20
            Re: Should I buy factory or free range meat?

            Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
            Well, do a search for 'daddy stick' and 'daddy bags' on the forum and you're quite a big contributor, BJ, so you must think about them a lot. Not to mention your nickname....BJ... As to the story of you and Glendora's gun, well, that just raises more questions!

            Why the heck is that supposed to mean harlot???? Are you going on about that stupied lie about me and Brother V again????

            Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

            Hot Must ReadThreads!


            Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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            • Mrs. Mary Whitford
              Ladies of Landover Senior VP
              One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
              Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
              True Christian™
              • Dec 2006
              • 12414

              #21
              Re: Should I buy factory or free range meat?

              Originally posted by Kay Dee View Post
              we live in Scotland
              Oh, Sister Kay, I'm sorry to hear that! I do sincerely hope that starting on the path to True Christianity™ has helped you and your husband give up your drunken ways. Maybe the two of you could learn to speak and write proper, Godly American and come live in His favored nation.
              Of course, it would be a while before you can move to Freehold. You'll have to spend some time living and witnessing in some Godforsaken pit like New York, Los Angeles, or Lincoln, Nebraska to prove you have what it takes, but even that is better than living anywhere else.
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              • Brother Temperance
                Senior Usher
                True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                A very nice young man
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 15621

                #22
                Re: Should I buy factory or free range meat?

                Originally posted by OnYourKnees View Post
                While you're learning, take your time and don't expose yourself to the wrong sort of people . . . we don't want you getting misled!
                Actually, since modesty is a Christian virtue, I'd urge her not to expose herself to anyone.



                Especially not Catholic schoolgirls, the police are surprisingly harsh about that sort of thing, or so I've heard.
                O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                • SinisterPizza
                  Unsaved Canuckstani Trash
                  Referred by Belphegor... treat with caution.
                  Forum Member
                  • Mar 2007
                  • 273

                  #23
                  Re: Should I buy factory or free range meat?

                  There's nothing wrong with veganism, but if you must eat meat, go with free-range. Factory farms are disgusting and horrible As for me, I'm perfectly happy staying vegan/vegetarian. Meat is murder , and I choose to take no part in slaughter of innocent lives. Funny though, I found Landover through a link on the ALF message boards, about that very article.

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78556

                    #24
                    Re: Should I buy factory or free range meat?

                    Originally posted by SinisterPizza View Post
                    There's nothing wrong with veganism, but if you must eat meat, go with free-range. Factory farms are disgusting and horrible As for me, I'm perfectly happy staying vegan/vegetarian. Meat is murder , and I choose to take no part in slaughter of innocent lives. Funny though, I found Landover through a link on the ALF message boards, about that very article.
                    As has been established, vegetarianism is nothing but communism in disguise. Jesus ate meat, and unlike you unsaved fools out there, I don't try and second guess the Saviour of Mankind.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • SinisterPizza
                      Unsaved Canuckstani Trash
                      Referred by Belphegor... treat with caution.
                      Forum Member
                      • Mar 2007
                      • 273

                      #25
                      Re: Should I buy factory or free range meat?

                      As has been established, vegetarianism is nothing but communism in disguise. Jesus ate meat, and unlike you unsaved fools out there, I don't try and second guess the Saviour of Mankind.
                      I follow my heart, and my heart tells me that killing an animal, especially when there are so many other foods to eat, is wrong. If I couldn't kill an animal myself, there's no reason I should eat a chicken that someone else killed for me.

                      How animals are treated in Factory Farms today is like hell. It is inexcusable, and I choose to take no part in it, other than to stop it.

                      " On today's factory farms, animals are dehorned, debeaked, and castrated without anesthesia. To maximize profits, they are crowded together in the least space possible, and are genetically bred, so that most suffer lameness, crippling leg deformities, or bone breaks, because their legs can't keep up with their scientifically enhanced bodies. Finally, they are trucked without food or water, through all weather extremes, to a frightening and hellish death."

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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78556

                        #26
                        Re: Should I buy factory or free range meat?

                        Originally posted by SinisterPizza View Post
                        I follow my heart, and my heart tells me that killing an animal, especially when there are so many other foods to eat, is wrong. If I couldn't kill an animal myself, there's no reason I should eat a chicken that someone else killed for me.

                        How animals are treated in Factory Farms today is like hell. It is inexcusable, and I choose to take no part in it, other than to stop it.

                        " On today's factory farms, animals are dehorned, debeaked, and castrated without anesthesia. To maximize profits, they are crowded together in the least space possible, and are genetically bred, so that most suffer lameness, crippling leg deformities, or bone breaks, because their legs can't keep up with their scientifically enhanced bodies. Finally, they are trucked without food or water, through all weather extremes, to a frightening and hellish death."


                        See! See! You ARE a filthy communist! What have you got against profit? Jesus promises to reward us if we are good Christians.

                        Why do you mock Him?

                        2 Samuel 22:21
                        The LORD rewarded me according to my righteousness: according to the cleanness of my hands hath he recompensed me.

                        2 Chronicles 15:7
                        Be ye strong therefore, and let not your hands be weak: for your work shall be rewarded.

                        Psalm 31:23
                        O love the LORD, all ye his saints: for the LORD preserveth the faithful, and plentifully rewardeth the proud doer.


                        Animals don't have souls anyway. What should we care if the Colonel's chickens don't get to live in a condo? They're only going to end up deep fried for Sunday dinner anyway. And why do you whine about snapping thier beaks off? don't tell me you veigins eat chicken beaks?
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • SinisterPizza
                          Unsaved Canuckstani Trash
                          Referred by Belphegor... treat with caution.
                          Forum Member
                          • Mar 2007
                          • 273

                          #27
                          Re: Should I buy factory or free range meat?

                          lol, why would a vegan eat a chicken's beak? That would sort of defeat the whole purpose. Do you eat chicken beaks?

                          veigins
                          lol, and why must you True Christians purposely spell things wrong? That one doesn't even make sense...

                          And, changing the subject, do you think it's possible for a computer to be demon-possessed? My laptop is fairly new, but the bluetooth mouse refuses to work (so I have to use the touchpad instead), the sound is fried and only works if I've got headphones plugged in, and today the display became ugly, square, gray..instead of the nice, rounded, blue Windows XP that it usually is. And audio things won't download properly. Can you virtually cast the demons out of my laptop, please?

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                          • Brother Temperance
                            Senior Usher
                            True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                            A very nice young man
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 15621

                            #28
                            Re: Should I buy factory or free range meat?

                            Originally posted by SinisterPizza View Post
                            Funny though, I found Landover through a link on the ALF message boards, about that very article.
                            Terrorists are targetting us? Non-muslim ones, for a change? Have the DoF been alerted to this?
                            Originally posted by SinisterPizza View Post
                            lol, why would a vegan eat a chicken's beak? That would sort of defeat the whole purpose. Do you eat chicken beaks?
                            You're not very bright, are you? The point Pastor Ezekiel was trying to make is that, if you're not planning to eat said beaks, you've got no good reason to complain about them going to waste.
                            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                            • SinisterPizza
                              Unsaved Canuckstani Trash
                              Referred by Belphegor... treat with caution.
                              Forum Member
                              • Mar 2007
                              • 273

                              #29
                              Re: Should I buy factory or free range meat?

                              You're not very bright, are you? The point Pastor Ezekiel was trying to make is that, if you're not planning to eat said beaks, you've got no good reason to complain about them going to waste.
                              Because I would rather the chicken be able to keep their beak, and live a happy, natural life. you want to know how cruel KFC is? go here http://www.kfccruelty.com Watch the videos, read the info. I'm only spreading my gospel, that of being humane, and trying to make a difference in the lives of others, especially those who cannot speak for themselves.

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                              • Brother Temperance
                                Senior Usher
                                True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                                A very nice young man
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 15621

                                #30
                                Re: Should I buy factory or free range meat?

                                Originally posted by SinisterPizza View Post
                                Because I would rather the chicken be able to keep their beak, and live a happy, natural life. you want to know how cruel KFC is? go here http://www.kfccruelty.com Watch the videos, read the info. I'm only spreading my gospel, that of being humane, and trying to make a difference in the lives of others, especially those who cannot speak for themselves.
                                Friend, there are people - your fellow human beings - in this world today living in dire poverty, without access to clean water, or even more importantly, the Holy Bible, and you're getting all worked up about chickens?
                                O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                                God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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