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    Deciphering Sinner-speak

    I've noticed that most sinners who defile us with their presence or who get their unholy voices heard in the lieberal media use code words to cover up what they really mean. It has occurred to me that new True Christians™ or those starting on the Narrow Path™ might not be aware of some of these, so it might be useful to have a resource for them to reference to help them ward off this evil. Anything my fellow True Christians™ have to add would be greatly appreciated. I'd also appreciate it if the unSaved trash who insist on polluting this forum not muddy up this thread. Thank you.


    "Think for yourself" - "Believe the exact same garbage I believe, turn your back on God"

    gay - Sodomite. There's nothing "happy" about sin.

    "Men and women are equal" - "God is a liar"

    Wiccan - baby eating Satan worshipper

    "I don't eat babies!" - "I prefer my babies slow roasted with lots of barbeque sauce!"
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    1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
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    Re: Deciphering Sinner-speak

    Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
    "I don't eat babies!" - "I prefer my babies slow roasted with lots of barbeque sauce!"
    From our debriefings of soul saved wickers they tend to boil small children into a soup. So it could be argued that it is more accurate to say wickers drink babies.

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    • #3
      Re: Deciphering Sinner-speak

      Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
      From our debriefings of soul saved wickers they tend to boil small children into a soup. So it could be argued that it is more accurate to say wickers drink babies.
      Only the saved ones drink babies, then?

      The unsaved, I guess, do the BBQ or pie-baking thing.

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      • #4
        Re: Deciphering Sinner-speak

        diverse, adj. depraved; sinful; Christ-hating.

        diversity, n. unquestioning acceptance of everything except True Christianity™.

        interpret, v.t. ignore; rewrite. (To determine whether that's a sin, we need to interpret the relevant Bible passage.)

        LGBT, adj. homer.

        LGBT community, n. homer mafia.

        reason, n. whatever un-Christian nonsense the atheists want you to believe this week.
        This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

        Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance

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        • #5
          Re: Deciphering Sinner-speak

          Evolution - a series of events that, just by themselves, turned rocks into soup into fish into monkeys into people.

          Logic - a thought process that allows gullible fools to believe that the above is even possible.

          Science - a religion created by Satan to lure people away from God.
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          1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
          Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

          Blogging for CHRIST!
          Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
          All a-Twitter for Salvation!
          Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
          On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
          My Ladies of Landover profile!

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          • #6
            Re: Deciphering Sinner-speak

            "Jesus loves everyone" = I have never read the bible in my life

            "Jesus and boodha and moohammad and hercules are all 'wise masters' with the same message of love" =
            I am batshit crazy and make things up as I go along, attacking anyone who disagrees with my insanity
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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            • #7
              Re: Deciphering Sinner-speak

              Evidence (n) -- I found something deep down in my backyard that proves that God doesn't exist.

              Anything greek describing something biological -- I am looking for any way to get away from the names that Adam gave the animals 6,000 years ago.

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              • #8
                Re: Deciphering Sinner-speak

                Diversity — People of vaguely divergent shades of brown overcoming their murderous instincts for a moment to join together in worship of Satan, while forbidding any expression of the Christian faith.

                Gay Rights — Legally-mandated persecution of Christians. Alternate definition: AIDS and Hell.

                Muslim                 — Terrorist.

                American Muslim — Terrorist sleeper cell.
                Last edited by Virginia Day Templeton; 02-03-2007, 12:09 AM.
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                • #9
                  Re: Deciphering Sinner-speak

                  Originally posted by Virginia D. Templeton View Post
                  American Muslim — Terrorist sleeper cell. See also: Barack Osama

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                  • #10
                    Re: Deciphering Sinner-speak

                    Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
                    "Think for yourself" - "Believe the exact same garbage I believe, turn your back on God"

                    ...doesnt "think for yourself" mean the opposite of "believe whatever i believe?"


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                    • #11
                      Re: Deciphering Sinner-speak

                      Originally posted by mollychu View Post
                      ...doesnt "think for yourself" mean the opposite of "believe whatever i believe?"


                      No. When the person saying "think for yourself" is a heathen telling us we should "think for ourselves" instead of letting Jesus think for us, then the heathen is saying, "believe what I believe and abandon what you believe."

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                      • #12
                        Re: Deciphering Sinner-speak

                        Tolerance = For those who are too weak to admit that other races are inferior.

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                        • #13
                          Re: Deciphering Sinner-speak

                          Wiccan Chicken — A baby.
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                          • #14
                            Re: Deciphering Sinner-speak

                            Originally posted by Virginia D. Templeton View Post
                            Wiccan Chicken — A baby.

                            May i ask an extremely stupid question?



                            how did you guys get the idea that Wiccan's eat children?

                            not that i am wiccan, i'm not. i'm just wondering. <3

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                            • #15
                              Re: Deciphering Sinner-speak

                              Originally posted by mollychu View Post
                              May i ask an extremely stupid question?



                              how did you guys get the idea that Wiccan's eat children?

                              not that i am wiccan, i'm not. i'm just wondering. <3
                              It is a well-known fact.

                              Why do you reject Jesus?
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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