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  • Sister Noddy
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2007
    • 1843
    #31
    Re: does the bible contradict itself?

    Originally posted by Makdun24 View Post

    Um .. i'll pass on his love
    Why, because the strict and GODLY requirement of following His Holy Word in the Bible exactly as He wrote it would be too hard for you? ... I'll bet that's the reason ...

    1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
    1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...

    1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

    Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
    Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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      • Makdun24
        Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
        • Sep 2007
        • 14
        #32
        Re: does the bible contradict itself?

        Originally posted by Sister Noddy View Post
        Why, because the strict and GODLY requirement of following His Holy Word in the Bible exactly as He wrote it would be too hard for you? ... I'll bet that's the reason ...

        Yea, I don't want to follow the requirements, and waste my life following a book.

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          • Pastor Billy-Reuben
            Senior Pastor
            VP of Evangelical Outreach
            On FIRE for Jesus
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 5812
            #33
            Re: does the bible contradict itself?

            Originally posted by Makdun24 View Post
            Um..i'll pass on his love
            Why are you here, then? What has drawn you to a Christian forum? We didn't seek you out; you came to us. Aren't you curious as to why that is? Jesus is calling you. He wants you to get saved, amen. He's speaking to your heart right now. SHHHHH! Listen.

            Pastor Billy-Reuben
            Upon request I will cite scripture for all these facts in God's Holy Word.

            ✝ This is a Christian community and we worship GOD of the Holy bible, the only Living GOD. We worship Jesus Christ, Son of GOD and Savior. Anything else is absurd. ✝
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            #ChristianLivesMatter

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              • Makdun24
                Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
                • Sep 2007
                • 14
                #34
                Re: does the bible contradict itself?

                Originally posted by Pastor Billy-Reuben View Post
                Why are you here, then? What has drawn you to a Christian forum? We didn't seek you out; you came to us. Aren't you curious as to why that is? Jesus is calling you. He wants you to get saved, amen. He's speaking to your heart right now. SHHHHH! Listen.

                Pastor Billy-Reuben
                I guess I came here to learn why you guys follow him. I rly rly rly doubt I will get "saved"

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                  • Pastor Billy-Reuben
                    Senior Pastor
                    VP of Evangelical Outreach
                    On FIRE for Jesus
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 5812
                    #35
                    Re: does the bible contradict itself?

                    Originally posted by Makdun24 View Post
                    I guess I came here to learn why you guys follow him.
                    If you came here to learn, then why did you start off with a disingenuous prayer request, so obviously written for "shock" value? You came for one purpose only, and that was to get some kind of kick by harassing honest Christian folks with your unimaginative antics.

                    I've seen enough, and done enough, before I got saved, that I doubt there is anything your teenage imagination could come up with that would shock me.

                    Do your parents know you are up so late on a school night?

                    Pastor Billy-Reuben
                    Upon request I will cite scripture for all these facts in God's Holy Word.

                    ✝ This is a Christian community and we worship GOD of the Holy bible, the only Living GOD. We worship Jesus Christ, Son of GOD and Savior. Anything else is absurd. ✝
                    Trump / Arpaio 2016 -- The Government We Deserve
                    #ChristianLivesMatter

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                      • Makdun24
                        Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
                        • Sep 2007
                        • 14
                        #36
                        Re: does the bible contradict itself?

                        T'is not late

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                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 78553
                            #37
                            Re: does the bible contradict itself?

                            Originally posted by Makdun24 View Post
                            T'is not late
                            Wrong again, heathen. It's 11:59 for you. At any moment Jesus could decide to kill your sorry, pimply ass and send you hurling down to hell. Unless you accept Christ as your personal Savior©, THIS is the fate that awaits you if you continue your God-mocking ways!

                            I urge you to grow up and act like a man for once in your life. Jesus is waiting for you boy.
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                              • Makdun24
                                Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
                                • Sep 2007
                                • 14
                                #38
                                Re: does the bible contradict itself?

                                T'is not 12 And if growing up means accepting jesus, den i'm never growing up.

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                                  • Brother Temperance
                                    Senior Usher
                                    True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                                    A very nice young man
                                    True Christian™
                                    • Sep 2006
                                    • 15621
                                    #39
                                    Re: does the bible contradict itself?

                                    Originally posted by Makdun24 View Post
                                    So then your church is not real?
                                    Friend, even the perverted Papist pagan Flavius Josephus admitted Jesus was a real historical person. With that in mind, how can you even begin to doubt our Church?
                                    Originally posted by Makdun24 View Post
                                    Um..i'll pass on his love
                                    You will capitalise His Love, you insolent little whelp! I should thrash you to within a inch of your life!
                                    Originally posted by Makdun24 View Post
                                    T'is not 12 And if growing up means accepting jesus, den i'm never growing up.
                                    Friend, the time above your post clearly states that it was made at 5:12 in the morning. Only people on the drug pills or ecstasy pipes are posting on the internet tubes then. I pray that when you come down, you will recant your heresy and accept Christ.
                                    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                                    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                         
                                        • Sep 2006
                                        • 78553
                                        #40
                                        Re: does the bible contradict itself?

                                        Originally posted by Makdun24 View Post
                                        T'is not 12 And if growing up means accepting jesus, den i'm never growing up.
                                        Are you some kind of nigroidial Peter Pan goth?
                                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                          • Five Year Old Girl
                                            True Christian™
                                            True Christian™
                                            • Sep 2007
                                            • 130
                                            #41
                                            Re: does the bible contradict itself?

                                            Originally posted by Makdun24 View Post
                                            I guess I came here to learn why you guys follow him. I rly rly rly doubt I will get "saved"
                                            On accounta yer a Dummy-Butt!

                                            Jeevus loves ever'one 'ceptin dummy-butts.

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