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  • Pastor Bob
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Dec 2006
    • 43

    #16
    Re: does the bible contradict itself?

    Originally posted by Darren Ingram-Myers View Post
    You are seeing contradictions in Scripture only because you insist on reading it literally. As Maimonides said, we should not read it literally. Instead, we should engage the text to see how its moral truths are expressed through allegory.

    So which parts of God's Word do you chose to believe? Do even believe that that Jesus lived and died (temporarily) for your sins? Or is the baby Jesus just an allegory for you?

    I do not see how you can consider yourself a Christian if you don't believe in the Book that it is based upon.

    Pastor Bob

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    • Brother Temperance
      Senior Usher
      True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
      A very nice young man
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 15621

      #17
      Re: does the bible contradict itself?

      Originally posted by 15.3IQ View Post
      well thanks for proving my point....why would god try to trick people...he already knows everything. what would be the point
      So He would have a good reason to send them to Hell, of course!
      O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



      God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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      • H. Montague Worthington
        True Christian™ Entrepreneur
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 2716

        #18
        Re: does the bible contradict itself?

        what would be the point
        Oh, you're going to get a point, alright, the point of Satan's member for all eternity!! You had better hope that Ted Kennedy gets to hell before you, so Satan will be busy.

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        • erynw
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • Sep 2007
          • 1

          #19
          Re: does the bible contradict itself?

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
          Well, come on dipstick. Answer the questions Pastor Pistle asked you. He spent a good amount of time preparing them just for you. You have been bragging to us all from the minute you logged into our Godly website about how much smarter you are than we True Christians™. You supposedly have a huge IQ, right? So answer the questions and show us all up.

          BTW, I can answer each and every one of them, as can any Pastor here. You should see the tough ones.

          We're all waiting to be dazzled by your brilliance, fool.
          Yeah, he didn't prepare that list. He copy and pasted it from http://skepticsannotatedbible.com/contra/by_name.html. Nice try though. Got away with it for a while.

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          • Bobby-Joe
            Landover Security Superviser
            Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
            NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 18405

            #20
            Re: does the bible contradict itself?

            Originally posted by erynw View Post
            Yeah, he didn't prepare that list. He copy and pasted it from http://skepticsannotatedbible.com/contra/by_name.html. Nice try though. Got away with it for a while.
            Landover and That Website have been going back and forth for a while on this subject. Because the people who run That Website are a bunch of atheists and enjoy mocking religious people they claim there are contradictions, we don't. Frankly That Website stole the list from Pastor Pistle in the first place from Pastor Pistle's "Sermons on Tape" series, that's why we don't mention That Website here.

            BTW Thank you for reopening an old wound and rubbing salt into it friend.

            Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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            • Pastor Billy-Reuben
              Senior Pastor
              VP of Evangelical Outreach
              On FIRE for Jesus
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 5812

              #21
              Re: does the bible contradict itself?

              Originally posted by erynw View Post
              Yeah, he didn't prepare that list. He copy and pasted it from http://skepticsannotatedbible.com/contra/by_name.html. Nice try though. Got away with it for a while.
              What is your point, friend?

              Pastor Al's point, which you missed by a mile, is that every one of those so-called "contradictions" is easily explained. They only appear to be contradictions to unsaved folks like yourself who love not the Truth.

              Pastor Billy-Reuben
              Upon request I will cite scripture for all these facts in God's Holy Word.

              ✝ This is a Christian community and we worship GOD of the Holy bible, the only Living GOD. We worship Jesus Christ, Son of GOD and Savior. Anything else is absurd. ✝
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              • Makdun24
                Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
                • Sep 2007
                • 14

                #22
                Re: does the bible contradict itself?

                Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
                Our Church is every bit as real as Our Lord Jesus Christ
                So then your church is not real?

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                • Bobby-Joe
                  Landover Security Superviser
                  Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                  NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 18405

                  #23
                  Re: does the bible contradict itself?

                  Originally posted by Makdun24 View Post
                  So then your church is not real?
                  Friend,

                  Are you an atheist? Pretending Jesus is not real seems to be what atheists do with most of their time.

                  Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                  • Makdun24
                    Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
                    • Sep 2007
                    • 14

                    #24
                    Re: does the bible contradict itself?

                    Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                    Friend,

                    Are you an atheist? Pretending Jesus is not real seems to be what atheists do with most of their time.
                    Yes I am acually. But I'm not pretending.

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                    • Bobby-Joe
                      Landover Security Superviser
                      Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                      NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 18405

                      #25
                      Re: does the bible contradict itself?

                      Originally posted by Makdun24 View Post
                      Yes I am acually. But I'm not pretending.
                      Really? Friend, I know that you know that Jesus really exist. You just say that He doesn't because you secretly hate Him.

                      Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78556

                        #26
                        Re: does the bible contradict itself?

                        Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                        Really? Friend, I know that you know that Jesus really exist. You just say that He doesn't because you secretly hate Him.
                        Praise Jesus, Brother BJ. Hell is chock full of surprised atheist monkey worshipers.
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • Pastor Billy-Reuben
                          Senior Pastor
                          VP of Evangelical Outreach
                          On FIRE for Jesus
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 5812

                          #27
                          Re: does the bible contradict itself?

                          Robert T Lee, an ex-atheist, defines atheism as
                          a denial of the existence of God in the midst of full knowledge that the true God does indeed exist. Atheism knows God exists; it is quite familiar with that fact, but it says "under no circumstance or situation will I admit to God's existence." Atheism clearly perceives the fingerprints of God on all of creation, but refuses to admit He is the Creator.
                          Sound a little familiar there?

                          Pastor Billy-Reuben
                          Upon request I will cite scripture for all these facts in God's Holy Word.

                          ✝ This is a Christian community and we worship GOD of the Holy bible, the only Living GOD. We worship Jesus Christ, Son of GOD and Savior. Anything else is absurd. ✝
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                          • Makdun24
                            Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
                            • Sep 2007
                            • 14

                            #28
                            Re: does the bible contradict itself?

                            If you guys feel better, you can say I believe in jesus. But I don't

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                            • Sister Noddy
                              True Christian™
                              True Christian™
                              • Jun 2007
                              • 1843

                              #29
                              Re: does the bible contradict itself?

                              Originally posted by Makdun24 View Post

                              If you guys feel better, you can say I believe in jesus. But I don't
                              Oh we're not gonna say it, you're gonna say it.

                              Come on, it's not that hard! Don't you want to know the happiness of Jesus' love?

                              Or would you prefer the dry, parched misery of a life without Him?
                              1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
                              1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...


                              1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

                              Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
                              Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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                              • Makdun24
                                Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
                                • Sep 2007
                                • 14

                                #30
                                Re: does the bible contradict itself?

                                Originally posted by Sister Noddy View Post
                                Oh we're not gonna say it, you're gonna say it.

                                Come on, it's not that hard! Don't you want to know the happiness of Jesus' love?

                                Or would you prefer the dry, parched misery of a life without Him?
                                Um..i'll pass on his love

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