[OnYourKnees]

Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

Of course long hair and nails on a guy is usually a sign of him being effeminate, which is a whole other story.

Excellent point! The Bible clearly says that men who aren't manly men are unwelcome in the Kingdom of God:

1 Corinthians 6:9
Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,

Note that both the effeminate and homers are listed as separate condemned categories of unrighteous people.

So, you can be effeminate like Richard Simmons, but monogamously married to a fine Christian woman, and pray daily, and tithe generously, but you're still unrighteous for being a limp-wristed sissy!

[Dameon_ACLUtard]

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I just like when you all get annoyed, it's funny. I don't care much for whether someone looks gay or not, it's their perogative you know. If you want long hair then have long hair, if you wanna wear your mom's clothes then go ahead. I'll be damned if I care. As far as me being gay is concerned I'm not. I don't have any sort of attraction to men. I'm sorry to upset you but that's just the way it is.

Don't say that, it doesn't become you (your politeness shows that SOME good has passed into you)

I'm polite?

I BELIEVE you when you deny being homer

Well at least someone here has some sense.

[WickedWitch]

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I was just wandering through this thread when I came upon the debate that molecules are alive...

Uhh...yeah they are. Not all of them, but some. The molecuales that make up you are real...

Child, I don't know who you are, or what education you may claim to have, but I can assure you that Pastor Pistle's intellect and knowledge are both far superior to yours. Molecules aren't alive, cells are. Atoms and molecules do not go through the life-processes living organisms do, and are thus not alive. Study science a bit, will you?

[WickedWitch]

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*Giggles and blushes* It would appear that in my zeal to correct the Hellion, I created a new spelling for the word "intellect". While I'm pulling my foot out of my mouth, could one of you kindly Moderators correct this little spelling error? It would be greatly appreciated. *Blushes some more and quietly backs away*

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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*Giggles and blushes* It would appear that in my zeal to correct the Hellion, I created a new spelling for the word "intellect". While I'm pulling my foot out of my mouth, could one of you kindly Moderators correct this little spelling error? It would be greatly appreciated. *Blushes some more and quietly backs away*

What is supposedly wrong with it, Miss? BTW attempting to correct Miss Hellion is a useless endeavor. She is a "dufenschlager'.

[WickedWitch]

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Oh, it seems one of the Marvelous Moderators saw fit to fix it. My thanks to whoever did it.

As to Hellion's being a "dufenschlager"... What does that mean, Sir??

[TrueChristian16]

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I am a 16 year old. I go to public high school where there are a lot of Goth people. They all look like they are dead. If they don't change they will go to hell. I hate Goth people! I used to have long hair but since I found this website I asked my mom to schedule me a haircut every week. Everything you say on this site is so true. Keep up the great work for Jesus!

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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I am a 16 year old. I go to public high school where there are a lot of Goth people. They all look like they are dead. If they don't change they will go to hell. I hate Goth people! I used to have long hair but since I found this website I asked my mom to schedule me a haircut every week. Everything you say on this site is so true. Keep up the great work for Jesus!

Brother, grow it out into a mullet.

Even JESUS wore a sweet Kentucky waterfall.

With Love, Sister Thumper


GLORY!

[OnYourKnees]

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Oh, it seems one of the Marvelous Moderators saw fit to fix it. My thanks to whoever did it.

As to Hellion's being a "dufenschlager"... What does that mean, Sir??

It means she's an idjit.

I am a 16 year old. I go to public high school where there are a lot of Goth people. They all look like they are dead. If they don't change they will go to hell. I hate Goth people! I used to have long hair but since I found this website I asked my mom to schedule me a haircut every week. Everything you say on this site is so true. Keep up the great work for Jesus!

There is no reason to hate Goth people. Pity, sure. Attempt to save, sure. Hate? No. We do not promote hate here.

We realize that God loves everyone. He's just so perfect, that He can't have sinners around Him in Heaven. I think He's allergic, actually.

So, in His infinite love and wisdom, He created a special place for people who won't worship and service Him properly. It's called Hell.

Your Goth acquaintances will get to bathe continuously in a lake of fire, feeling the warmth of God's love charring their skin and bones for all eternity!

GLORY!

So, friend, what church do you go to? What's your favorite Bible verse? What do you love most about Jesus?

[TrueChristian16]

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I see. I take what I said back. I don't hate the people. I hate the sin. I go to a local church. They are not Baptist though . My favorite bible verse is Matthew 4:10 "Then saith Jesus unto him, Get thee hence, Satan: for it is written, Thou shalt worship the Lord thy God, and him only shalt thou serve" . Jesus is just so great. The sacrifice he made still amazes me. There is no reason to not serve him. .

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I see. I take what I said back. I don't hate the people. I hate the sin. I go to a local church. They are not Baptist though . My favorite bible verse is Matthew 4:10 "Then saith Jesus unto him, Get thee hence, Satan: for it is written, Thou shalt worship the Lord thy God, and him only shalt thou serve" . Jesus is just so great. The sacrifice he made still amazes me. There is no reason to not serve him. .

There are things the Lord God hates.

Proverbs 6
[16] These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him:
[17] A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood,
[18] An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief,
[19] A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.

[TrueChristian16]

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There are things the Lord God hates.

Proverbs 6
[16] These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him:
[17] A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood,
[18] An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief,
[19] A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.

I'm very familiar with this passage of scripture. I misbehaved once as a small child and my father made me memorize the entire chapter. I look back now and thank him because his punishing me such brought me closer to Jesus.

[Deaner]

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I'm very familiar with this passage of scripture. I misbehaved once as a small child and my father made me memorize the entire chapter.

Friend, your passion for all things Jesus is apparent so don't take this the wrong way; but please read this...

Proverbs 23:13-14

13. Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die. 14. Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell.

Now don't be afraid but I think your father might be a homer. Ordering you to memorize something as punishment is not what Jesus requires. Fortunately, Landover Baptist can not only help your father with his homerism; but we can also give you the proper discipline as required by the Bible. Let us know if we can help.

Dean

[TrueChristian16]

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I take no offense at what you said. Believe me, my father beats me often and severly. My father taught me well not to "ruin even a minute of your day." as is said on the website. He has raised me in traditional values. I.e.: Speak when spoken to, address authority with the proper titles, the fear of our Lord is the beginning of wisdom, etc. My father has made it a goal to "deliver his soul from hell." As for the memorization, that came after the beating. I learned my lesson.

[Bobby-Joe]

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I take no offense at what you said. Believe me, my father beats me often and severly. My father taught me well not to "ruin even a minute of your day." as is said on the website. He has raised me in traditional values. I.e.: Speak when spoken to, address authority with the proper titles, the fear of our Lord is the beginning of wisdom, etc. My father has made it a goal to "deliver his soul from hell." As for the memorization, that came after the beating. I learned my lesson.

I gather your father is something of a liberal sissy them friend. Most TRUE Christian(tm) parents also "Job" their child; beat the child at random times of the day on the grounds that even if the child hasn’t sinned they need to show Jesus they love Him by remaining true to Him in the midst of unfair cruelty. Their is nothing more inspiring than listening to a child praising Jesus from inside his parent's iron sweat box on a hot summer day.

It takes cruel and harsh forge that produce a soul worthy of The Lord.