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  • Danny!
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Jan 2009
    • 11

    #3121
    Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

    We've come here to save you all from your sins.
    God came to US with a message, and it was one of 'Landover=Suckish'

    Oh it was beautiful, he came with his new partner, Bill, a lovely man.

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    • Daisy Mae Johnson
      The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
      Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
      aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 15708

      #3122
      Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

      Originally posted by Vampi! View Post
      watch your mouth. Age does not signify intelligence.
      Obviously, or you wouldn't be as sick/feeble-minded as you are, silly woman.

      Does your HUSBAND know you're posting on this thread, ma'am? Don't you need his PERMISSION to use the computer? I'm telling on you...BAD GIRL!


      -Vampi
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      • Nigrarrgh!
        Unsaved trash
        • Jan 2009
        • 8

        #3123
        Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

        how dare you claim to be the messiah!

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        • Rev. M. Rodimer
          Honorary True Christian™
          Forum Member
          • May 2008
          • 13996

          #3124
          Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

          Originally posted by Ninarrrgh! View Post
          how dare you claim to be the messiah!
          Whom do you see here claiming to be the Messiah?

          Jesus is here on this forum, but only through the presence of two or more of His followers. He's not actually TYPING.

          Has anyone here claimed to be Jesus?
          Bible boring? Nonsense!
          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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          • Wide-Open
            Director of European Evangelical Outreach
            A Shining Example of Christ's Love
            Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
            True Christian™
            • Nov 2007
            • 18449

            #3125
            Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

            Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
            Has anyone here claimed to be Jesus?
            I'm certainly not the Messiah. I'm not even a naughty boy.
            Psalm 81:10:
            I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
            open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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            • Lolita
              Unsaved trash
              • Aug 2008
              • 22

              #3126
              Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

              This is fun! It's like a meeting of the minds between sinner and saved! Now I'm curious why you dress like a slut. Is it because you want to be raped?
              How exactly do I dress like a slut? Since you've never seen me IRL, you wouldn't know, would you? But since that probably won't convince you...

              Well let's see. The skirts I wear, number one, are all long enough to cover my knees. Plus, I always wear knee-high socks with them. So you never see my legs unless you happen to be in the school locker room with me and upwards of forty other girls who are either dressing for P.E. or Dance class.

              The shirts (or blouses I guess) that I wear are all either long-sleeved or have a sleeve long enough to reach my elbow. If this isn't the case, I carry with me a jacket that I use whenever my blouse is sleeve or strapless. The Lolita style isn't one that carries a lot of clothing that shows plenty of skin. (Though your arms don't count, do they?)

              For girly Lolitas like myself, makeup isn't a huge thing. Maybe some light lipgloss, skin-tone colored eyeshadow, that type of thing. For me, I try not to make it obvious I'm wearing makeup.

              Now honestly, does it sound like I'm a slut to you? No skin is barely ever showing, (I wear elbow gloves for Christ sake) I never go overboad on makeup, (I only wear the tiniest amounts on super special occasions) the only difference between my style of dress and a christian girl's my age is simple: My parents don't let a book decide what I should wear.

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              • Pastor Al E Pistle
                Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 9323

                #3127
                Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

                Originally posted by Lolita View Post
                How exactly do I dress like a slut? Since you've never seen me IRL, you wouldn't know, would you? But since that probably won't convince you...

                Well let's see. The skirts I wear, number one, are all long enough to cover my knees. Plus, I always wear knee-high socks with them. So you never see my legs unless you happen to be in the school locker room with me and upwards of forty other girls who are either dressing for P.E. or Dance class.

                The shirts (or blouses I guess) that I wear are all either long-sleeved or have a sleeve long enough to reach my elbow. If this isn't the case, I carry with me a jacket that I use whenever my blouse is sleeve or strapless. The Lolita style isn't one that carries a lot of clothing that shows plenty of skin. (Though your arms don't count, do they?)

                For girly Lolitas like myself, makeup isn't a huge thing. Maybe some light lipgloss, skin-tone colored eyeshadow, that type of thing. For me, I try not to make it obvious I'm wearing makeup.

                Now honestly, does it sound like I'm a slut to you? No skin is barely ever showing, (I wear elbow gloves for Christ sake) I never go overboad on makeup, (I only wear the tiniest amounts on super special occasions) the only difference between my style of dress and a christian girl's my age is simple: My parents don't let a book decide what I should wear.
                "Lolitas" are whores, just like goths.
                Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                • Lolita
                  Unsaved trash
                  • Aug 2008
                  • 22

                  #3128
                  Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

                  How exactly can you prove that, Pastor? It's a style of clothes, have I not pointed that out before? Whores are whores. Sluts are sluts. Lolitas are Lolitas.

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78552

                    #3129
                    Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

                    Originally posted by Lolita View Post
                    How exactly can you prove that, Pastor? It's a style of clothes, have I not pointed that out before? Whores are whores. Sluts are sluts. Lolitas are Lolitas.
                    Are you trying to say that a whore can't be a slut?

                    How old are you anyway, slut?
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • Mrs. Rogers
                      compassion personified
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 2692

                      #3130
                      Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

                      Originally posted by Lolita View Post
                      Whores are whores. Sluts are sluts. Lolitas are Lolitas.
                      Hmm, I thought Lolitas were precocious, nubile teenage girls who seduce middle-aged men with their giggly wiles. Lolitas are the witchiest of whores, casting their flirty spell upon men rendered defenceless by their mid-life crisis.

                      Begone, strumpet!
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                      Signs that you belong to a FALSE Christian Church.

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                      • What_If
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        • Jan 2009
                        • 8

                        #3131
                        Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

                        Right to get started I decided to create an account to post my utter disgust at this thread and the comments which followed it. I stumbled across this looking for gothic clothing for some reason :/. The reasons that have been listed for what signs of goth are, are ridiculous. Since when did being goth make you gay or a lesbian. I'm a goth and straight!. I can assure you I do not worship satan. I do not show depression through cutting myself. Also why are people assuming goths are ugly and fat?. I am not skinny but I don't have a double chin and I don't think I'm ugly. Apart from my nose chain which most people do find ugly. But I find it creative. I thought christians were friendly and accepted people for who they are. I'm saddened I was proven wrong. I may not know much about christianity but I do know that you should learn to accept people for who they are and learn about goth before judging it. I'm proud to be a goth and just because some brainwashed idiots say I'm going to hell isn't going to stop me. I'm pretty sure god accepts me for who I am as long as I'm not like any of most of you people then I'm pretty sure he will!.

                        Your probably going she's a pathetic 14 year old whining. But I am not. Reply if you wish and I shall reply back until I tire of you bring on the brainwashed comments

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                        • Nobar King
                          Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                          Christ's Guardian
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2007
                          • 23748

                          #3132
                          Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

                          Originally posted by What_If View Post
                          I thought christians were friendly and accepted people for who they are.
                          What made you think that? You're probably thinking about some tree-hugging ground worshiping hippies.

                          Also, are you only 14? That's pretty young to be so fat.
                          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                          • What_If
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            • Jan 2009
                            • 8

                            #3133
                            Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

                            Oh yeah I am so fat even though my picture is only of my face and doesn't even look fat.

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                            • Nobar King
                              Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                              Christ's Guardian
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2007
                              • 23748

                              #3134
                              Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

                              Originally posted by What_If View Post
                              I am not skinny
                              You wrote it first.

                              BTW, what public school system is currently failing you? You write like an British dropout.
                              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                              • What_If
                                Confirmed Enemy of God
                                • Jan 2009
                                • 8

                                #3135
                                Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

                                I am at the age of 14 I do not need to have fantastic vocabulary. Also I said I am not skinny but not fat.

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