[Youth Pastor Marty]

Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

No I understand that you are all demented and need help....

Why, you are just as rare as an African American intellectual!

You understand nothing. Do you know how many countless Unsaved Nincompoops like you we have had to deal with? Thankfully through God's grace most of you never make it past our website. We had an incident when a little Goth girl tossed a dead cat at our Head Pastor years ago, but it was dealt with promptly. What causes the obese, pentacle wearing hordes to gravitate to our Godly forum we ask? Because we speak the truth and YOU hate us for it!

[Red Snowflunky]

Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

I know of this incident. I also know that it was fabricated as Freehold, Iowa does not even exist.

[Youth Pastor Marty]

Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

I know of this incident. I also know that it was fabricated as Freehold, Iowa does not even exist.

Freehold is as real as the flames in Hell that will singe your fanny until it is as red as Satan himself. Turn your own Goth argument on yourself homer, because you can't say you know Freehold until you've been here. Thankfully, you never will.

[Red Snowflunky]

Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

Then tell me why I can't find it on any map. Does that mean Pagans were correct in thinking there's no Hell and Satan.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

Then tell me why I can't find it on any map. Does that mean Pagans were correct in thinking there's no Hell and Satan.

You are to incompetent to read a map. How is that an explanation?

[Youth Pastor Marty]

Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

Then tell me why I can't find it on any map.

Can't find it? Good! I'd rather have it that way!

Does that mean Pagans were correct in thinking there's no Hell and Satan.

Of course not. How can pagans not believe in Hell when they worship "The Horned One" as they call him?

Judging by your responses to other members of our Church on here you are most likely a drunkard or a "gothic Catholic" if there is such a thing. Unless you lied about your weight of course. Then I'd have you pinned as a Wiccan.

[Red Snowflunky]

Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

A Wiccan cannot worship that which she does not believe in. That is the craziest thing I've ever heard. Therefore, she cannot worship Satan.

[Youth Pastor Marty]

Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

A Wiccan cannot worship that which she does not believe in. That is the craziest thing I've ever heard. Therefore, she cannot worship Satan.

Your 105 lbs statement just flew out the window. Besides, I don't think I've ever seen a squaw under that weight that wasn't in diapers.

[Red Snowflunky]

Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

I am what I have said that I am, I have not lied.

[Youth Pastor Marty]

Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

I am what I have said that I am, I have not lied.

And we are to believe you?

My grandfather told me to never trust an Injun, and you are a Wiccan to boot! I used to giggle as a boy when he said "If God didn't intend for me to shoot those folks, he wouldn't have made them the color of a bullseye!"

[Red Snowflunky]

Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

I never said I was a Wiccan. I merely stated the beliefs of a Wiccan.

[Ahimaaz Smith]

Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

You do not need to understand. That's between me and a certain someone.

Yes, your right hand.

You have no idea what a goth does because you are not one, you have never met one, you only go by the lies that you have heard. And lies they are. Don't comment on what you do not understand or have any knowledge about.

That's like saying we have no idea what a homocidal maniac does because we aren't homocidal maniacs, have never met one, and only go by what we have heard. Goths are evil. Homocidal maniacs are evil. Period. It's not a debate, it's just a fact.

I know of this incident. I also know that it was fabricated as Freehold, Iowa does not even exist.

And yet, here we are to prove you wrong once again. It's especially amusing for us Freeholders to read your idle speculation about Freehold not existing. It totally undermines what little credibility you might have had, but it is darned entertaining.

Then tell me why I can't find it on any map.

Because you're obviously not very bright. You can find Freehold on older maps, but after years of protracted litigation, we got the town removed from maps published after 1974. Too many nutjobs like you were coming around to debate us in person, and that pushed the Freehold Police Department's ammunition budget through the roof. Better for all concerned if we keep a low geographic profile.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

Then tell me why I can't find it on any map.

Show me Groom Lake Air force Base on a map. There are some things that simply aren't public knowledge. Our relationship with the Bilderbergers. The Freehold Masonic Lodge. Our island retreat in the Pacific Ocean where we can survive the end of the world, either when JESUS returns or the MOOSLUMS get nukes.

[ColickyVampire]

Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

Another thing:


FREEDOM OF RELIGION!


Children can be whatever religion they want to be!

If, when you were a child, you had satanic parents, (what if?) and you felt like christianity was the golden path, how would you feel if your parents took you to the satanic church every week and kept trying to pursuade you to become a satanist?


Children can be whatever religion they want to be. You have no say in their faith.

[JennyD]

Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

Children can be whatever religion they want to be. You have no say in their faith.

Freedom of religion only refers to the government not interfering with your practice of religion (unless, of course, you're a Christian).

It does not refer to how parents raise their kids. As long as a child lives under a Christian's roof, he has the right to do as he is told.

If he wants to move out and be entirely on his own, then he may believe whatever he likes. Yes, he can write his own one-way ticket to Hell, I agree.

Is that what you did? Is that why you're a God-mocking coffee-serving Gothtard?