[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

come sit on nobars lap???...........one thing coms to mind....you dirty putrid piffleer. id love to meet you down a dark alley.

What, so you can try to charge him $5 to use your filthy mouth on him, you disgusting whore? YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF!

[Jonnii]

Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

Goth related foods?? seriously????

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

Goth related foods?? seriously????

All goths are fools, by definition.

[shadowwolf]

Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

Frequently wears black clothing.
Check!

Wears band and/or rock t-shirts
Check! (so your saying if they wear a Christian band t-shirt they're goth?

Associates with other people that dress, act or speak
eccentrically.
Check! (what, as in friends that are a little weird? ridiculous!)

Complains of boredom
Check! (what teenager doesn't?)

Sleeps too excessively or too little
Check! (again what teenager doesn't?)

Is excessively awake during the night
Check! (very normal for a teenager!)

Demands an unusual amount of privacy
Check! Normal for teenagers, how many times do i have to say this?)

Spends large amounts of time alone
Check! (What Teenager doesn't?)

Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an
adult
Check! (oh mom, want to go with me and my friends to the movies? I really see that!)

Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of
this.
Check! (Oh yeah, its Count Chocula, and how is that Goth? Its a cereal!)

Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources.
(Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.)
Check! (How many teenagers do you see watching Bible shows? Also, do you people not watch cable t.v.?)

Plays videos games that contains violence or are of a role-playing
nature.
Check! (So your saying that if I play Final Fantasy Or Elder Scrolls 4 Oblivion, I'm Goth and going to Hell?)

Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the
computer.
Check! (how many Jocks do you see on myspace all the time?)

Expresses an interest in sex.
Check! (what teenage boy doesn't? i mean even if they go to church all the time they still think about it)

Masturbates.
Check! (again what teenage boy doesn't)


See, none of that makes sense, and its total stupidity!

Also, What mental hospital would you recommend to me?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

Sorry, we don't allow unsaved 14 year old chronic masturbators to post here. We don't want to catch the AIDS from you.

[aaronkbates]

Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

Why did you act like that? That was my brother man, and besides, he's not even goth, hes a nerd, and also, wrap your mind around this, he is a Christian! He believes in God, its just that he was trying to show you that some of that stuff made no sense! If all of those were only goth ways, then every teenager would be goth!

Oh, and besides, does kicking a 14 year old chronic masturbator(or however you spell it) out really show the true love of the one and only God? that just makes no sense! I thought you were supposed to teach the word of God, not to keep it to yourself! You really have shared my beliefs in Christianity!

[aaronkbates]

Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

Why did you act like that? That was my brother man, and besides, he's not even goth, hes a nerd, and also, wrap your mind around this, he is a Christian! He believes in God, its just that he was trying to show you that some of that stuff made no sense! If all of those were only goth ways, then every teenager would be goth!

Oh, and besides, does kicking a 14 year old chronic masturbator(or however you spell it) out really show the true love of the one and only God? that just makes no sense! I thought you were supposed to teach the word of God, not to keep it to yourself! You really have shared my beliefs in Christianity!

i mean shatter as in break!

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

Why did you act like that? That was my brother man, and besides, he's not even goth, hes a nerd, and also, wrap your mind around this, he is a Christian! He believes in God, its just that he was trying to show you that some of that stuff made no sense! If all of those were only goth ways, then every teenager would be goth!

Oh, and besides, does kicking a 14 year old chronic masturbator(or however you spell it) out really show the true love of the one and only God? that just makes no sense! I thought you were supposed to teach the word of God, not to keep it to yourself! You really have shared my beliefs in Christianity!

He was underaged and that is against our policy. Minors lack the maturity to understand our message.

[aaronkbates]

Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

so you're saying he should not be in church until hes 18?

[WickedWitch]

Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

so you're saying he should not be in church until hes 18?

He's saying that he shouldn't be on this forum until he's 18. Or 21, one of the two. And neither should you.

[aaronkbates]

Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

Why? I'm 29.

[WickedWitch]

Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

Why? I'm 29.

Really? Are you sure? I would've pegged you for 17. Hmm.

[aaronkbates]

Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

why?

[WickedWitch]

Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

Why?

Your grammar, the way in which you express your thoughts, your verbage. Things like that. Are you sure you're not 17?

[aaronkbates]

Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

no i'm not 17, and yes i'm sure