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Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?
Percy we speak American English around here not no Homer devil language!
Percy we speak American English around here not no Homer devil language!
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Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?
Ici on parle américain. Veuillez parler la langue préférée de Dieu. Merci.This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.
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Never said I could speak frenchie better than you, kermie, nor do I want to.Originally posted by piercegraham View Post4) Frère Avatar, pense pas que tu peux parler le français mieux que moi. On est les deux Canadiens, on parle les deux bien le français, je pense. N’essaye pas de te faire penser meilleur en parlant une autre langue.
Thank you for confirming my strong suspicion that you are indeed a Queerbecker.
Vive le Quebec esclave!!
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Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?
Two things:Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
1) I will, I just wanted him to know he's not special because he can speak French.
2) Where in the Bible does it say that English is God's favorite language? Or is it because it is the only main language that has no affiliation with the Vatican?Comment
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Originally posted by piercegraham View Post
What is the language the KJV1611 is written in ? Here is a clue it ain't cheese eating french! M O R O N .
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And the origianl Bible sure wasnt in EnglishOriginally posted by Lola Handcock View PostComment
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Did you really have to bring the V-Word to the table?Originally posted by piercegraham View Post
Luke 5:31
And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick
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I'm not sure wut that means in American, but in beaner, I'm guessing it's something like.Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
Hablamos en Americano, culero. La idioma preferido del Sen˜or.Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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Dang, do I need an STD shot now?Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
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It was originally written in Greek. It was translated so perfectly into English that even the catlick priest Alexander Geddes issued the first column of his own translation of the Bible, accordingly paid tribute to the Bible of his time:Originally posted by piercegraham View Post
"The highest eulogiums have been made on the translation of James the First, both by our own writers and by foreigners. And, indeed, if accuracy, fidelity, and the strictest attention to the letter of the text, be supposed to constitute the qualities of an excellent version, this of all versions, must, in general, be accounted the most excellent. Every sentence, every work, every syllable, every letter and point, seem to have been weighed with the nicest exactitude; and expressed, either in the text, or margin, with the greatest precision."Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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This is just an assumption, correct me if i'm wrong, but shouldn't God's favorite language be the one Jesus spoke?Originally posted by Levi Jones View PostComment
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Your assumptions make an ass out of "u" and "me."Originally posted by piercegraham View Post
God's favorite language is the one that spreads His word the fastest. He loves who He loves, pal.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?
Percy I thought we had all this sorted out !
Why do you hate Jesus so ? Don't you realize that He died for your sins,allowing you the chance for salvation?
Why do you despise God ?He is the creator of all,he is the light in your dark homer filled soul. Let his light shine,walk away from the dark side before it is to late.
Remove satin from your soul ,fill it with the love of Jesus !
Boy you best get right with Jesus before its to late and you are condemned to the lake of fire and the Devil picks you to be his sex BITCH!!!!!!!!
Get on your knees and pray to be forgiven !Get a KJV 1611 ,DO IT NOW !Comment
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I don't hate Jesus, or God.Originally posted by Lola Handcock View Post
I don't love you, that doesn't mean I hate you.
And I have one little question. Why did God create Satan?Comment
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Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?
Originally posted by piercegraham View Post
Have you given your soul to GOD? Have you accepted Jesus as your savior? Have you been Baptised ? If the answer to the any of the questions is no. Then you hate God and Jesus.
And don't be saying you love me unless its like a sister!I am a married lady,and you do not want Emil to track you down .He can be a mean feller if you cross him.
Its about choices God is good. Satan is bad
You have to have evil if there is good. Its up to you to make the correct choice.Free will!!!
Boy you best get right with Jesus,he is waiting !!
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