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  • Talitha
    Deaconess
    Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
    True Christian™
    • Jan 2026
    • 15118

    #961
    Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

    Originally posted by BadAssButterfly View Post
    I made a formatting mistake and left out the quote. I was responding the the gentleman who commented that it was a sin for a man to touch his own censored, even while showering.
    We do NOT use THAT word on God's favourite Forum.
    It's Tallywhacker or Choo-Choo.............. Geddit??

    Sister Talitha

    Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


    HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
    being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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    • BadAssButterfly
      Sassy Mouthed Unsaved Trash
      • Mar 2007
      • 232

      #962
      Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

      Originally posted by Deaner View Post
      The stuff talking about yids.

      Matrilineage - Jewish people trace their lineage through their mothers. That's why if your mother was Jewish, you're ethnically Jewish, even if you don't practice the faith.

      Seder - the Feast of Passover

      Ieshua - the Hebrew name of the Jewish carpenter you worship

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      • BadAssButterfly
        Sassy Mouthed Unsaved Trash
        • Mar 2007
        • 232

        #963
        Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

        Originally posted by SalvationSeeker View Post
        Are you a Christ killing jew? You sound like one..

        I'm not Jewish; I follow an eclectic spiritual path that combines elements of many faiths and wisdom from many sources.

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        • SalvationSeeker
          True Christian™ Theologian
          Forum Member
          • Sep 2006
          • 3892

          #964
          Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

          Originally posted by BadAssButterfly View Post
          I'm not Jewish; I follow an eclectic spiritual path that combines elements of many faiths and wisdom from many sources.
          I see. So to translate that to plain American english; You believe only the parts you fancy to believe.
          You're going to hell for rejecting Jesus and His teachings:

          And Jesus answered him, saying, It is written,
          That man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word of God.
          Luke 4:4

          God never said: "believe only what you like and you're going to heaven"!
          Last edited by SalvationSeeker; 03-23-2007, 07:44 PM.
          If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
          A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
          Proverbs 9:12-13

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          • BadAssButterfly
            Sassy Mouthed Unsaved Trash
            • Mar 2007
            • 232

            #965
            Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

            Originally posted by SalvationSeeker View Post
            Good, then answer brother Deaner's question:
            Why are you here? Have you come in search of Jesus, or have you come to mock Jesus?

            Neither.

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            • BadAssButterfly
              Sassy Mouthed Unsaved Trash
              • Mar 2007
              • 232

              #966
              Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

              Originally posted by Sister Talitha View Post
              We do NOT use THAT word on God's favourite Forum.
              It's Tallywhacker or Choo-Choo.............. Geddit??

              A tally is a numerical total. To whack is slang for to strike or to kill. How does one kill a total?

              Choo-choo is baby talk for a locomotive.

              The organ through which a male animal>> edited<< and urinates is called a >>Edited for Filth<<.
              Last edited by Talitha; 03-23-2007, 07:53 PM. Reason: Do that again and you'll be sorry!!!

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              • Brother Temperance
                Senior Usher
                True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                A very nice young man
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 15621

                #967
                Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

                Originally posted by Alexia View Post
                In mine opinion, I don't like the thought of there not being a ultimate good force above us, and because of that, there has to be an ultimate evil to balance out the world.
                You see, this is the logical basis of all pagan thought: They do not start from "what is true", or "what seems logically probable", but "what thoughts do I like? I like this idea, so it must be true, and I dislike this thought, so it must be untrue." Sadly for you, God exists whether you like the thought of Him or not, and He most definitely does not like the thought of witches!

                Originally posted by BadAssButterfly View Post
                I'm not Jewish; I follow an eclectic spiritual path that combines elements of many faiths and wisdom from many sources.
                In other words, you're just making it up as you go along?
                O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                • Enobarbus
                  Professor of English Landover University
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 3496

                  #968
                  Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

                  Originally posted by Miss witless and silly
                  MY teeth my precious teeth..
                  Originally posted by Miss frivolous and boring
                  I think I'm gonna cry.. but who been stealing my teeth??
                  Originally posted by Miss Overdoing it
                  What SANTA doesn't exist? What about the tooth fairy? The easter bunnie? NO My whole life has been crushed.
                  Right that does it. You have earned an infraction for repeating the same silly joke threetimes in a row. Three times! If I wasn't such a tolerant and gentle Christian, I'd ban you.
                  Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

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                  • Alexia
                    Unsaved Foreign Trash
                    Dumb broad who keeps changing her email address
                    Interests: Interests: Witchcraft, fornication, ritual sacrifice,
                    and spectacularly silly pop music.
                    • Mar 2007
                    • 188

                    #969
                    Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

                    I admit I don't have all the answers. I'm trying to find them thats all. I'm not going to lie and say I have all the correct answers in life.
                    One Love, One Pain, One enemy.

                    Found you out ? I thought so. Funny people. Funny.

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                    • BadAssButterfly
                      Sassy Mouthed Unsaved Trash
                      • Mar 2007
                      • 232

                      #970
                      Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

                      Originally posted by SalvationSeeker View Post
                      I see. So to translate that to plain American english; You believe only the parts you fancy to believe.

                      I believe the parts that make sense to me.

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                      • BadAssButterfly
                        Sassy Mouthed Unsaved Trash
                        • Mar 2007
                        • 232

                        #971
                        Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

                        Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                        You see, this is the logical basis of all pagan thought: They do not start from "what is true", or "what seems logically probable", but "what thoughts do I like? I like this idea, so it must be true, and I dislike this thought, so it must be untrue."

                        Not what I like or dislike, but what makes sense to me.

                        Sadly for you, God exists whether you like the thought of Him or not, and He most definitely does not like the thought of witches!

                        I'll keep that in mind if I ever decide to become a witch.

                        In other words, you're just making it up as you go along?
                        Just living by my conscience and common sense.

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                        • SalvationSeeker
                          True Christian™ Theologian
                          Forum Member
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 3892

                          #972
                          Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

                          Originally posted by BadAssButterfly View Post
                          I believe the parts that make sense to me.
                          Like what makes sense or not to you, would matter in the least..
                          You're not the center of the universe, you aren't even important in the least!
                          And God doesn't care if you think that He "doesn't make sense" to you.
                          He doesn't have to! He still requires you to believe in Him and His infinite mercy, or He is going to send you straight to hell.
                          Last edited by SalvationSeeker; 03-23-2007, 08:22 PM.
                          If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                          A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                          Proverbs 9:12-13

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                          • BadAssButterfly
                            Sassy Mouthed Unsaved Trash
                            • Mar 2007
                            • 232

                            #973
                            Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

                            Originally posted by SalvationSeeker View Post
                            He still requires you to believe in Him and His infinite mercy, or He is going to send you straight to hell.
                            Bit of an oxymoron there, no?

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                            • Bobby-Joe
                              Landover Security Superviser
                              Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                              NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 18405

                              #974
                              Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

                              Originally posted by BadAssButterfly View Post
                              Just living by my conscience and common sense.
                              Friend, your common sense and conscience are nothing more that pure self-interest. There is no love in what a human being does, only selfishness and lust. We only treat other people well because we are afraid they might hurt us in return.

                              No friend, the only TRUE moral compass and source of TRUE love is God. Only God is above pure self intrest, that is why He can send is Son to suffer a horrible death, for love. Only God can save Noah and his family for the flood God created, because of love. Turn yourself over to Him if you want to rise above the sick, disgusting thing you are.

                              Just look at us TRUE Christians if you want an example of what real virtue looks like. We here at Landover of are full of it.

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                              • SalvationSeeker
                                True Christian™ Theologian
                                Forum Member
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 3892

                                #975
                                Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

                                Originally posted by BadAssButterfly View Post
                                Bit of an oxymoron there, no?
                                Thanks for proving our point that you refuse to believe in anything that doesn't suit your views or your narrow way of thinking.
                                If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                                A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                                Proverbs 9:12-13

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