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  • Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

    All three at once? You must be a very busy little girl.
    er. no. I've never been a Buddhist, I've just read about it. Same with philosophy. I don't know if that falls under pursues, rather than "learned about". I learned about philosophy about a month ago in Comparitive Civilizations class (you guys would hate that class. We learn about Buddha, Greek Gods, Egyptian pyramids, East Indian traditions, ect.). I supposed I could add Paganism to the "learned about" things as well. Wicca is the only one I've actually pursued, though. But I don't really practice it. There's still something to it, but I'm not big on the whole "coven circles and wiccan priestess' trying to cast spells while dressed in black robes" kind of thing. It just seems silly. I don't really define myself as "wiccan" anymore.

    And why should we believe you about what you look like? Goths are notorious liars.
    Because if I was goth I would be all "ooh, look at me, I'm a GOTH". I don't think I'm any of those high school stereotypes, actually. I've tried to see if I can be just one, but I can't. Why bother? I'm just average or random or whatever. I'm going to be out of high school really soon anyways. And I don't go to an American high school from the late 90s lol. If anyone used to watch those "high school" tv shows and movies, you'd know what I mean lol, when I started High School I thought it was actually going to be like that. Those things are horrible. I love them, but they are really horrible when you go into school thinking that it's going to be like Sabrina or something, With the stereotypical "nerds" and the stereotypical snobbish "cheerleaders".

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    • Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

      It is another word for moron.
      Ok but whats the defintion besides moron?

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        I think they mean 'cultist' - member of a cult
        "A she-goff who claims to not be a witch is the worst kind of contradiction."

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        • Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

          Originally posted by roserougesang View Post
          I think they mean 'cultist' - member of a cult
          Ah, ok thank for clearing that up.

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          • Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

            Kvlt is also leet speak for belonging to an exclusive group, such as black metal fans, who think they are too good for everybody else (Ex. Dude, Darkthrone is, like, totally kvlt!).

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            • Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

              Originally posted by SinisterPizza View Post
              Because if I was goth I would be all "ooh, look at me, I'm a GOTH".
              Not if you had a lick of sense and knew that all goth trash will most likely have to end up in the old Japanee internment camps before the Long War is over. Then again, if you had a lick of sense, I suppose you wouldn't be a terrorist-sympathising vegan goth in the first place.
              Originally posted by roserougesang View Post
              I think they mean 'cultist' - member of a cult
              Originally posted by H.P. Crowley View Post
              Kvlt is also leet speak for belonging to an exclusive group, such as black metal fans, who think they are too good for everybody else (Ex. Dude, Darkthrone is, like, totally kvlt!).
              The custom of using "v" to replace "u" is in imitation of old Latin writing. So it appears he is trying to tell us he is a member of a moronic, Roman-based cult. In other words, the boy's a Catholic.
              O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



              God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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              • Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

                Originally posted by LordoftheFlies View Post
                1 John 1:8 (KJV1611)
                If we say that we have no sin, we deceive ourselves, and the truth is not in us.

                1 John 1:10 (KJV1611)
                If we say that we have not sinned, we make him a liar, and his word is not in us.

                Ahem... I do believe your own bible says you can't say that little bit about being with out sin.
                I never said we were without sin, and I never said we'd never sinned.

                I said that now that we live in Christ, it is not possible for us to sin any more. There's a difference.

                Originally posted by SinisterPizza View Post
                Wicca is the only one I've actually pursued,

                It just seems silly.
                Well, at least we agree on that.
                Originally posted by H.P. Crowley View Post
                Kvlt is also leet speak for belonging to an exclusive group, such as black metal fans, who think they are too good for everybody else (Ex. Dude, Darkthrone is, like, totally kvlt!).
                Tell them to stop talking like valley girls. The 1980s have been over for quite some time now.

                We do not need valley gothtards; like, gag me with a spoon!

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                  Well, at least we agree on that.
                  lol...that was completly out of context

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                    Originally posted by SinisterPizza View Post
                    lol...that was completly out of context
                    Ah, but was the meaning preserved?

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                    • Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

                      Ahoy Extremists,
                      I find it hard to believe that there are actually people in this world as dense as most of you here seem to be. I've read through most of the 120 some odd pages of this ridicules argument and I have found some common themes popping up again and again. Though I expect that due limited amount of intellect expressed on this on this thread by most of its frequent posters, most of this will be skipped over by my oh so lovely, open minded and respectful audience, I will write it in the hopes that I captured your twenty second attention span sufficiently enough to actually read this.

                      I notice that the you have instantly attacked and shunned anyone that did not immediately and obviously agree with you, such as that poor girl near the beginning of all of this who you accused of being a lesbian and indulging in incest. As I see it that not very -Love thy neighbor-y of you. Yes, I am just as guilty of attacking you now, but I do not claim to be bound to your Christian values and thus enjoy my freedom to do as I please.
                      On the note of argument, I've seen disappointingly little solid evidence from you Jesus fan boys beyond Hell this Homer that and a few Bibles here and there, and lest we not forget Satan every other sentence. I hate to tell you that the Bible is not considered a scholarly source by most people in the position to qualify something as such for this sort of discussion. So your mentions of it have no merit beyond informing me of what you believe in, sadly means fact to you is fiction to me. Anyway, to the point, the reason why you are so hostile towards others is because you know your belief is fickle and the fad of Christianity, especially extremism, is near its end. At least that's in the ballpark. As for the constant repetition of the term "Homer" and calling it anyone and everyone just shows that you're uncomfortable with your own sexuality and there for need to compensate by sticking it on others.

                      Now to the pictures and questions/comments regarding the "Goth Look". Some Hag asked whether "this creature" is a Goth or not. Well let me make clear that on a standard humane level of ethics and popular ideas of the after life, regardless of what subculture this person belongs to, you'll be sitting in a far deeper level of hell that he for that sort of a remark.
                      There were several pictures posted of random people, whom you believe to be "Goths". There are many subcultures that have a similar look but vastly different ideals. It is also often mentioned that you think all Goths are ugly pimple faced ... whatever it was. Could it perhaps be that you place too much value on outside appearance? Soon enough we will all shrivel up in old age, die, and as a last act mess your self, likely in your favorite chair, then we rot for a while and in the end we're all the same ... fertilizer, oh yes being good looking is a very strong argument.

                      Someone said that you guys don't want to make this a better world and you want to destroy it, blah blah, Jesus and you guys will apparently saved, or something of that flavor. Wow, you guys are more messed up than Robin Williams on crack.

                      Here as everywhere else there is a lot bashing for spelling and grammar errors. This is the internet, and (generally speaking) humans can still identify words even if they are spelled incorrectly. Unless whatever is being said is completely unidentifiable it is unnecessary to make mention of it, unless you lead such a pathetic life that that is the only sort of thing you can do to boost your self esteem.

                      Now for my favorite. There have been many mentions of "Goth killings" saying that they are dangerous people. Even if all the supposed "Goth killings" were done by actual Goths it would be negligible next to the amount of people that Christian fanatics have killed. Care for some events? The scope of the amount of people killed because they believed something different is scarcely imaginable, the Holocaust, we all know what happened there. The American and European witch trials, and the Klu Kux Klan, who seems to quite at home on these forums. Hitler would be proud of you...

                      A few quick notes on Christianity:

                      All history texts say Jesus was a Jew end of story, if being the son of god makes it impossible for him to be a jew, then he wasn't the son of god, end of story.

                      Jesus may have died for my sins, but I didn't ask him to. I am exempt from punishment.

                      It is said that Jesus or God loves and forgives everyone somewhere, so in the end all i need to do to be go to heaven is say "woops my bad" and I'm in. No further detail required

                      Now if you will excuse me, it is 1:30 am and i have plans to break into a church, nail my girlfriend in a confessional booth and then wash my penis in the holy water. Then tomorrow I plan to masturbate until it's raw and nothing but blood comes out.

                      Call me all the names you like, every insult you could imagine I have called myself already.

                      Thank you my friends and I hope you all have a wonderful day.

                      NB: I have deliberately left this post unedited because I think to do so is salutary. It will serve as an example of how knowledgeable and mature the enemies of Jesus are.

                      /Enobarbus

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                      • Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

                        Only Catholic churches have Holy water.
                        Matthew:
                        5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                        5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                        10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                        10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                        • Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

                          Originally posted by OpiatedEnnui View Post
                          Ahoy Extremists,
                          I find it hard to believe that there are actually people in this world as dense as most of you here seem to be. I've read through most of the 120 some odd pages of this ridicules argument and I have found some common themes popping up again and again. Though I expect that due limited amount of intellect expressed on this on this thread by most of its frequent posters, most of this will be skipped over by my oh so lovely, open minded and respectful audience, I will write it in the hopes that I captured your twenty second attention span sufficiently enough to actually read this.

                          I notice that the you have instantly attacked and shunned anyone that did not immediately and obviously agree with you, such as that poor girl near the beginning of all of this who you accused of being a lesbian and indulging in incest. As I see it that not very -Love thy neighbor-y of you. Yes, I am just as guilty of attacking you now, but I do not claim to be bound to your Christian values and thus enjoy my freedom to do as I please.
                          On the note of argument, I've seen disappointingly little solid evidence from you Jesus fan boys beyond Hell this Homer that and a few Bibles here and there, and lest we not forget Satan every other sentence. I hate to tell you that the Bible is not considered a scholarly source by most people in the position to qualify something as such for this sort of discussion. So your mentions of it have no merit beyond informing me of what you believe in, sadly means fact to you is fiction to me. Anyway, to the point, the reason why you are so hostile towards others is because you know your belief is fickle and the fad of Christianity, especially extremism, is near its end. At least that's in the ballpark. As for the constant repetition of the term "Homer" and calling it anyone and everyone just shows that you're uncomfortable with your own sexuality and there for need to compensate by sticking it on others.

                          Now to the pictures and questions/comments regarding the "Goth Look". Some Hag asked whether "this creature" is a Goth or not. Well let me make clear that on a standard humane level of ethics and popular ideas of the after life, regardless of what subculture this person belongs to, you'll be sitting in a far deeper level of hell that he for that sort of a remark.
                          There were several pictures posted of random people, whom you believe to be "Goths". There are many subcultures that have a similar look but vastly different ideals. It is also often mentioned that you think all Goths are ugly pimple faced ... whatever it was. Could it perhaps be that you place too much value on outside appearance? Soon enough we will all shrivel up in old age, die, and as a last act mess your self, likely in your favorite chair, then we rot for a while and in the end we're all the same ... fertilizer, oh yes being good looking is a very strong argument.

                          Someone said that you guys don't want to make this a better world and you want to destroy it, blah blah, Jesus and you guys will apparently saved, or something of that flavor. Wow, you guys are more messed up than Robin Williams on crack.

                          Here as everywhere else there is a lot bashing for spelling and grammar errors. This is the internet, and (generally speaking) humans can still identify words even if they are spelled incorrectly. Unless whatever is being said is completely unidentifiable it is unnecessary to make mention of it, unless you lead such a pathetic life that that is the only sort of thing you can do to boost your self esteem.

                          Now for my favorite. There have been many mentions of "Goth killings" saying that they are dangerous people. Even if all the supposed "Goth killings" were done by actual Goths it would be negligible next to the amount of people that Christian fanatics have killed. Care for some events? The scope of the amount of people killed because they believed something different is scarcely imaginable, the Holocaust, we all know what happened there. The American and European witch trials, and the Klu Kux Klan, who seems to quite at home on these forums. Hitler would be proud of you...

                          A few quick notes on Christianity:

                          All history texts say Jesus was a Jew end of story, if being the son of god makes it impossible for him to be a jew, then he wasn't the son of god, end of story.

                          Jesus may have died for my sins, but I didn't ask him to. I am exempt from punishment.

                          It is said that Jesus or God loves and forgives everyone somewhere, so in the end all i need to do to be go to heaven is say "woops my bad" and I'm in. No further detail required

                          Now if you will excuse me, it is 1:30 am and i have plans to break into a church, nail my girlfriend in a confessional booth and then wash my penis in the holy water. Then tomorrow I plan to masturbate until it's raw and nothing but blood comes out.

                          Call me all the names you like, every insult you could imagine I have called myself already.

                          Thank you my friends and I hope you all have a wonderful day.
                          My friend, no True Christian™ is going to hell. We are the Lord's anointed and assured of a place with Jesus in Heaven for all eternity.

                          When Jesus says: "love thy neighbour" this applies to True Christian™ neighbours. Jesus says that those who reject him will perish and spend all eternity in Hell.

                          The Bible, my friend, is the infallible and inerrant Word of Almighty God; what it says is beyond dispute. Anyone who says otherwise is an unbeliever and on the path to Hell, unless they repent.

                          It is not what we want that matters -- Jesus tells us that he will return and kill all those who have rejected him, and then send them to Hell. Read the book of Revelation in the Bible.

                          And, no, it appears that not all of us do know what happened in the Holocaust. You, I'm afraid, don't know what happened, friend, if you think the Joos were killed by True Christians™ because they believed differently. They were killed by that Cathylick heretic Hitler because they were Joos.

                          The witch trials? One of the few things that the Cathylick heretics ever got right:

                          Exd 22:18 Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.

                          Unfortunately, secular laws, which we are obliged to follow, don't allow us to do the proper Biblical thing these days. This will be remedied when Jesus returns, and the screams of witches as the flames start licking about their filthy harlots legs will again be oft heard rending the air of an evening and all good men and women -- all True Christians™ will rejoice to see God's Law being once again followed as it ought to be.

                          Irrespective of what the history books say, Jesus was the son of God, and a part of the Trinity; it is absurd to say that he was a Jew.

                          And it is certainly not said anywhere that Jesus will forgive everyone or anyone who insincerely pretends to repent. Don't be ridiculous. The bible makes it plain that the great majority of people will go to hell.

                          And no one is exempt from punishment -- "All have sinned and come short of the Glory of God". Only those who have repented and accepted Jesus as Saviour© will be saved.

                          Your attempt to shock us at the end of your post is an indication not only of the range and extent of your own intellect and maturity, but of your complete ignorance of Christianity.

                          We are not Catholics. Do you know about the differences between the Catholic religion (in fact a heresy that is of Satan) and Protestant Baptists like us?

                          It is only in Catholic churches that they have "holy water" -- and it is not holy at all, but an abomination and a heresy; and it is only in Catholic churches that they have confessionals. The Catholics are Mary Worshipping heretics. And your claims that you intend to practise self-abuse until you injure yourself don't come as a surprise.

                          I'm not going to edit or delete your post. I am going to leave it there as an example of just how clever and mature those who reject Christ are. Just how sensible and mature your are (or are not) is something that we can let sensible and mature people work out for themselves.

                          We will pray for you -- pray that you grow up soon and see the light.
                          Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

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                          • Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

                            Good LORD! This piece o' unsaved excurment done wroteded a whole novel up in here!
                            Originally posted by OpiatedEnnui View Post
                            I notice that the you have instantly attacked and shunned anyone that did not immediately and obviously agree with you, such as that poor girl near the beginning of all of this who you accused of being a lesbian and indulging in incest. As I see it that not very -Love thy neighbor-y of you. Yes, I am just as guilty of attacking you now, but I do not claim to be bound to your Christian values and thus enjoy my freedom to do as I please.
                            Perhaps you has not heard of tough love. If you wantsa see folk deal with sinners by coddlin' them and denyin' Biblical Truth©, go to a liebral church. At Landover, we knows that treatin' folk like that just gonna lead them straight to Hell! We be concerned with they spirit, not with they flesh or they fragile little emotions. The LORD clearly tell us about the nature of the unsaved. We treats them accordingly. Praise!

                            Why do ye not understand my speech? even because ye cannot hear my word. Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it. - John 8:43-44

                            Also, if you look up there at the top of the page, it clearly state, "UNSAVED UNWELCOME." Now, this do be a outreach forum, so we is here to save sinners, but that thang up there at the top let them know from the beginning that they is not welcome to give them a good idea of what kind o' treatment they is to expect from us. So they without excuse if they come up in here talkin' 'bout how mean we is just because we is introducin' them to Biblical values. In all likelihood, the LORD have led them here so we can rebuke them and show them the error of they sinful ways.

                            On the note of argument, I've seen disappointingly little solid evidence from you Jesus fan boys beyond Hell this Homer that and a few Bibles here and there, and lest we not forget Satan every other sentence. I hate to tell you that the Bible is not considered a scholarly source by most people in the position to qualify something as such for this sort of discussion.
                            You must be talkin' in tongues or somethin' up in here because I din't hardly understood any of that ignance aside from when you had said that a lot of folk does not consider the Bible to be a scholarly source. And to that, the LORD say:

                            For the time will come when they will not endure sound doctrine; but after their own lusts shall they heap to themselves teachers, having itching ears; And they shall turn away their ears from the truth, and shall be turned unto fables. - 2 Timothy 4:3-4

                            So your mentions of it have no merit beyond informing me of what you believe in, sadly means fact to you is fiction to me. Anyway, to the point, the reason why you are so hostile towards others is because you know your belief is fickle and the fad of Christianity, especially extremism, is near its end.
                            Maybe you is living in a dream world? Because it sure look to me like God's Truth© be here to stay! He even tell us this in His Word:

                            The grass withereth, the flower fadeth: but the word of our God shall stand for ever. - Isaiah 40:8 (Praise!! )

                            At least that's in the ballpark. As for the constant repetition of the term "Homer" and calling it anyone and everyone just shows that you're uncomfortable with your own sexuality and there for need to compensate by sticking it on others.
                            You can just get rid of yo perverted accusations right right now, because the Bible list homerism as a trait of the unsaved (which why it be brought up so much):

                            Wherefore God also gave them up to uncleanness through the lusts of their own hearts, to dishonour their own bodies between themselves: Who changed the truth of God into a lie, and worshipped and served the creature more than the Creator, who is blessed for ever. Amen. For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet. - Romans 1:24-27

                            Now to the pictures and questions/comments regarding the "Goth Look". Some Hag asked whether "this creature" is a Goth or not. Well let me make clear that on a standard humane level of ethics and popular ideas of the after life, regardless of what subculture this person belongs to, you'll be sitting in a far deeper level of hell that he for that sort of a remark.
                            First of all, HOW DARE YOU come up in here and say somethin' so nasty about nice ol' Mrs. Rogers!? They's definitely gonna be a special place in Hell for you because of that! And the LORD have nothing to do with these "standard humane" ethics you is talking about. His ethics be His own, and since the LORD have the final say, it gonna be you that burnin' in Hell, not nice ol' Mrs. Rogers. Mrs. Rogers gonna be sittin' up there on her cloud havin' a good ol' laugh while yo ignant behind is roastin'! Let's look at what the Lord be sayin' about "ethics" and about who be goin' to Hell:

                            I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things. - Isaiah 45:7

                            If a man abide not in me, he is cast forth as a branch, and is withered; and men gather them, and cast them into the fire, and they are burned. - John 15:6

                            Now for my favorite. There have been many mentions of "Goth killings" saying that they are dangerous people. Even if all the supposed "Goth killings" were done by actual Goths it would be negligible next to the amount of people that Christian fanatics have killed. Care for some events? The scope of the amount of people killed because they believed something different is scarcely imaginable, the Holocaust, we all know what happened there. The American and European witch trials, and the Klu Kux Klan, who seems to quite at home on these forums. Hitler would be proud of you...
                            The only time a True Christiankill somebody be when God have commanded them to do so. (Ezekiel 9:4-6) But them goths just kills whoever they wants to whenever they wants to, and that ain't right. And I think it be well established that God was against Hitler on account of he was a cathylick, a vegetarian, and anti-American. As fo' the KKK, I hasn't ever seen nothin' about them up in here, except for when a Godly pastor was rebukin' they racist ways. Praise the LORD! Anyway, I's done with replyin' to yo ignance. Pastor Eno had done addressded the rest of it anyway, and I's done wasted too much time with yo foolishness as it be. I pray that you find Jesus and come to know the joy and peace that only HE can bring. GLORY!!
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                            "He went on CNN and he laughed at us, and he said, 'They'll never get me because Allah will protect me. Allah will protect me.' Well, you know what? I knew that my God was bigger than his. I knew that my God was a real God and his was an idol." - Lt. General William G. Boykin

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                            • Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

                              Originally posted by OpiatedEnnui View Post
                              Ahoy Extremists,
                              Hitler would be proud of you...

                              Hitler was a mary-worshiping catlicker. Please don't confuse us with that cult. They aren't even Christians. And I would say from the hatred you are spewing here that Hitler might have hired you for his speech writer. If you could spell....

                              A few quick notes on Christianity:

                              All history texts say Jesus was a Jew end of story, if being the son of god makes it impossible for him to be a jew, then he wasn't the son of god, end of story.

                              Are you high on the drugs son? Because your logic is going in a tight little circle here. Jesus was most certainly not a hook-nosed joo. I defy you to quote for us from the Holy Bible where it says that Jesus Christ was a joo. How ridiculous!

                              Jesus may have died for my sins, but I didn't ask him to. I am exempt from punishment.

                              Actually Jesus didn't really die for your sins. That is a popular urban myth, propagated by false "feelgood" Christians. Jesus DID NOT die for everyone...

                              He died for those that BELIEVE.

                              For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, THAT WHOSOEVER BELIEVETH IN HIM SHOULD NOT PERISH, but have everlasting life.
                              John 3:16
                              Everyone doesn't believe in Jesus, thus they will perish. Including you.



                              It is said that Jesus or God loves and forgives everyone somewhere, so in the end all i need to do to be go to heaven is say "woops my bad" and I'm in. No further detail required

                              Exactly where does "it say" that Jesus is some hippie who automatically loves everyone? Again, you have been brainwashed by false Christians, who pick and chose the scriptures that they follow. We are True Christians™, and we proudly follow each and every word of the Holy Bible. You cannot spend your life committing whoredoms and doing satan's work, then turn around and demand that Jesus admit you into Heaven. It doesn't work like that. You are just mocking Jesus here, and that is serious stuff.

                              Now if you will excuse me, it is 1:30 am and i have plans to break into a church, nail my girlfriend in a confessional booth and then wash my penis in the holy water. Then tomorrow I plan to masturbate until it's raw and nothing but blood comes out.

                              Son, your toilet mouth and blasphemous comments will not seem quite so clever when you are spending eternity in satan's rape rooms, having your colon shredded with non-stop anal assaults, while you are forcefed buckets of scalding hot bile. Jesus could decide to kill you at any moment (in your case I'd guess sooner rather than later), and then you won't be chuckling so much.

                              By the way, your plans for defiling a papist church may not go as you imagine. The behavior you describe is fairly commonplace for the catlickers. Their "fathers" are behind the altar molesting boys while the dagos and wetbacks fornicate freely in front of the false idols....


                              Call me all the names you like, every insult you could imagine I have called myself already.

                              You call yourself names? Are you mentally challenged? I don't want to waste my time on you if you are one of those retardeds.

                              Son we are not here to insult you, we are here to SAVE you from satan's clutches. We would literally do anything to get you on the path of righteousness.


                              Thank you my friends and I hope you all have a wonderful day.
                              Well thank you for ending on that positive note. Personally, I cannot wait to watch you burn in hell.
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                              • Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

                                Originally posted by OpiatedEnnui View Post
                                Ahoy Extremists,
                                I find it hard to believe that there are actually people in this world as dense as most of you here seem to be. I've read through most of the 120 some odd pages of this ridicules argument and I have found some common themes popping up again and again. Though I expect that due limited amount of intellect expressed on this on this thread by most of its frequent posters, most of this will be skipped over by my oh so lovely, open minded and respectful audience, I will write it in the hopes that I captured your twenty second attention span sufficiently enough to actually read this.
                                Yet you still don't get it. You post with a pretentious air of something I'd like to call "internet-tough-guy" complex and you pretend to be perceptive, but you're dense my friend and I don't have to prove to you why you are.

                                But on to why you're an idiot:

                                You admonish us for attacking people based on our beliefs, claiming we are ignorant and stupid and lack attention spans, yet you haven't done anything particularly impressive here at all. It's the same annoying banter that people spew forth to evoke a reaction. It's weak little man. Maybe if you would have presented something moderately intelligent here we could have come to some sort of intellectual consensus, yet you insult us not with your words, but with your lack of intelligence. The human race weeps at the sight of your random and incoherent nonsensical verbal diarrhea.

                                Originally posted by OpiatedEnnui View Post
                                I notice that the you have instantly attacked and shunned anyone that did not immediately and obviously agree with you, Did you not just do this? such as that poor girl near the beginning of all of this who you accused of being a lesbian and indulging in incest. As I see it that not very -Love thy neighbor-y of you. Yes, I am just as guilty of attacking you now, but I do not claim to be bound to your Christian values and thus enjoy my freedom to do as I please.
                                You obviously haven't read the Bible(KJV 1611), you see what the False "Christians" like to present as the Word of God and you eat it up. Maybe you should do a little bit more research before tackling something that you can't handle?

                                Why do you visit the Bible Quiz section of our main site and educate yourself: http://www.landoverbaptist.org/quizlist.html

                                Originally posted by OpiatedEnnui View Post
                                On the note of argument, I've seen disappointingly little solid evidence from you Jesus fan boys beyond Hell this Homer that and a few Bibles here and there, and lest we not forget Satan every other sentence. I hate to tell you that the Bible is not considered a scholarly source by most people in the position to qualify something as such for this sort of discussion. So your mentions of it have no merit beyond informing me of what you believe in, sadly means fact to you is fiction to me. Anyway, to the point, the reason why you are so hostile towards others is because you know your belief is fickle and the fad of Christianity, especially extremism, is near its end. At least that's in the ballpark. As for the constant repetition of the term "Homer" and calling it anyone and everyone just shows that you're uncomfortable with your own sexuality and there for need to compensate by sticking it on others.
                                Idiot, belief is everything. What do YOU believe in? Obviously you have some sort of value structure that helps dictate your decisions. To not have one is impossible for a human being. If you were truly nihilist you would have killed yourself already. For us, our belief dictates the way we live, because it's what WE BELIEVE IN. The True Word of God, the WHOLE Bible(KJV 1611). Uncomfortable with my sexuality? I love women, end of story homer-lover.

                                Originally posted by OpiatedEnnui View Post
                                Now to the pictures and questions/comments regarding the "Goth Look". Some Hag asked whether "this creature" is a Goth or not. Well let me make clear that on a standard humane level of ethics and popular ideas of the after life, regardless of what subculture this person belongs to, you'll be sitting in a far deeper level of hell that he for that sort of a remark.
                                There were several pictures posted of random people, whom you believe to be "Goths". There are many subcultures that have a similar look but vastly different ideals. It is also often mentioned that you think all Goths are ugly pimple faced ... whatever it was. Could it perhaps be that you place too much value on outside appearance? Soon enough we will all shrivel up in old age, die, and as a last act mess your self, likely in your favorite chair, then we rot for a while and in the end we're all the same ... fertilizer, oh yes being good looking is a very strong argument.
                                We do not bash people for being ugly, that would go against the teachings of God. However, we DO rebuke sinners that take an outwardly appearance of evil. This goes against the teachings of God.

                                Originally posted by OpiatedEnnui View Post
                                Someone said that you guys don't want to make this a better world and you want to destroy it, blah blah, Jesus and you guys will apparently saved, or something of that flavor. Wow, you guys are more messed up than Robin Williams on crack.
                                Someone said you were a homer that likes molest wild chickens and old women that live off of meals on wheels, wow, your looser than Robert Downey Jr. in prison. (In essence, this is the SAME EXACT THING you just said, NOTHING)

                                Originally posted by OpiatedEnnui View Post
                                Here as everywhere else there is a lot bashing for spelling and grammar errors. This is the internet, and (generally speaking) humans can still identify words even if they are spelled incorrectly. Unless whatever is being said is completely unidentifiable it is unnecessary to make mention of it, unless you lead such a pathetic life that that is the only sort of thing you can do to boost your self esteem.
                                Some basic command of the English language is necessary to communicate your so-called intelligence. Here's something for idiots to try out, if you can't spell something, LOOK IT UP, LEARN SOMETHING. I don't know how to spell everything, but there is this massive resource in front of me called the INTERNET, you may have heard of it. People that misspell easy words are just lazy.

                                Originally posted by OpiatedEnnui View Post
                                Now for my favorite. There have been many mentions of "Goth killings" saying that they are dangerous people. Even if all the supposed "Goth killings" were done by actual Goths it would be negligible next to the amount of people that Christian fanatics have killed. Care for some events? The scope of the amount of people killed because they believed something different is scarcely imaginable, the Holocaust, we all know what happened there. The American and European witch trials, and the Klu Kux Klan, who seems to quite at home on these forums. Hitler would be proud of you...
                                Hitler dabbled in the occult, Hitler was extremely anti-religion. How about I go and research every murdering (insert religious group) and then blame it on you and your messed up kind? Zeke is absolutely correct when he says we're not CATHYLICKERS, the ones that you speak of in your post. There's a large difference moron.

                                Originally posted by OpiatedEnnui View Post
                                A few quick notes on Christianity:

                                All history texts say Jesus was a Jew end of story, if being the son of god makes it impossible for him to be a jew, then he wasn't the son of god, end of story.

                                Jesus may have died for my sins, but I didn't ask him to. I am exempt from punishment.

                                You didn't ask him because you were not yet an accidental birth.

                                It is said that Jesus or God loves and forgives everyone somewhere, so in the end all i need to do to be go to heaven is say "woops my bad" and I'm in. No further detail required

                                True belief and saying "whoops my bad" are two completely different things sinner. You won't believe and you will be sodomized by demons for the rest of eternity. Judging from your post I assume that's your cup of tea though.

                                Now if you will excuse me, it is 1:30 am and i have plans to break into a church, nail my girlfriend in a confessional booth and then wash my penis in the holy water. Then tomorrow I plan to masturbate until it's raw and nothing but blood comes out.

                                Why on earth would you go into a Catylicker den and try to reenact the cruxification?

                                Call me all the names you like, every insult you could imagine I have called myself already.

                                Wow, this makes you a WINNER! A true WINNER! So you're one of those self-mutilating Gothtards?

                                Thank you my friends and I hope you all have a wonderful day.
                                Last edited by Warrior in Christ; 04-24-2007, 02:07 PM.
                                Proverbs 23:13 Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die. 14Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell.

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