[Brother Temperance]

Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

THIS just in: a seccular school principal (and suspected joo) actually suspended Godly students who were objecting to the gothfag gangs that had infested their school. Jesus weeps.

Well, I can't understand what the significance of goths hurling donuts is, but then I also can't understand why the principal in this story didn't just do the sensible thing and bend all these silly children over his knee and give them a beating they'd never forget. If he's not prepared to beat some sense into these uppity runts, then he might as well just hand out machine guns to every non-Christian student in the entire school and be done with it!

[Mathak]

Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

25-Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of
this.

Indeed. If your child eats too much of this, he might very well turn into a cereal killer! Parents be warned.

[Sailor Chaos (On Moderation)]

Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

Depression isn't some subculture thing, it's a real and crippling illness, and cutting yourself isn't some Satanic ritual, but a symptom of depression. It releases endorfins which causes you to feel better physically, and distracts from the emotional and mental pain.

[Brother Temperance]

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Depression isn't some subculture thing, it's a real and crippling illness, and cutting yourself isn't some Satanic ritual, but a symptom of depression. It releases endorfins which causes you to feel better physically, and distracts from the emotional and mental pain.

Friend, depression is caused by demons, and emo goth queers cut themselves because they haven't got the guts to go all the way and blow themselves up like their jihadi cousins.
And endorfins are a small but hardy band of swimmers who meet three times a week to hang on the lane ropes and chat in downtown Beijing, so I fail to see how cutting yourself is likely to release them. Did you mean endorphins, by any chance?

[Sailor Chaos (On Moderation)]

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Ah, yes, endorphins what I meant, forgive the error.
Caused by demons? Very interesting. Form what I've heard it's caused by environmental factors like stress, death, and can also be genetic.
PEOPLE, not just goths, cut themselves to feel better. It doesn't necessarily mean they want to commit suicide. http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/depression/DS00175
And who cares what kind of clothes they wear or whatnot? Goths are just normal teens trying to find a way to express themselves.

[Brother Temperance]

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Goths are just normal teens...

Yes, and left is just right and white is just black.

[Sailor Chaos (On Moderation)]

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It seems odd because you took it out of context. They're simply teens trying to express themselves.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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It seems odd because you took it out of context. They're simply teens trying to express themselves.

Really now? Here are some teens expressing themselves, but they're not blaspheming against God doing it...

[Sailor Chaos (On Moderation)]

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Do they have headaches or something? Aspirin works...

[heroesforghosts]

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...I'm afraid to ask this, but what is that pearly goo that is barely contained in your mouth?

ahaha are you talking about her braces or her lip gloss? wow, goth kids. you people sure love to use labels don't you? i laughed pretty hard at that list. so if a kid doesn't play sports they are a goth? no it just means they don't sell their souls to stupid, pointless competition and don' suffer roid rage. that's all. and aren't all teenagers interested in sex?

[roserougesang]

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and aren't all teenagers interested in sex?

I'm not.

But that's mostly because there's no one around here that's nice enough for me to consider dating. Most of the people under 18 around here are boring idiots.

[Bobby-Joe]

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I'm not.

But that's mostly because there's no one around here that's nice enough for me to consider dating. Most of the people under 18 around here are boring idiots.

I though your idea of sex what hypnotizing someone and then slitting one of their arteries open while they are too stunned to defend themselves. Hard to see were personality has anything to do with a choice of partner then.

[heroesforghosts]

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I'm not.

But that's mostly because there's no one around here that's nice enough for me to consider dating. Most of the people under 18 around here are boring idiots.

story of my life. i just thought i was even more of a freak for not being interested in sex.

[Old Iron Crotch]

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story of my life. i just thought i was even more of a freak for not being interested in sex.

Some people are more or less asexual. There's nothing wrong with that. Don't try to force yourself into something you don't want just because it's "normal."

[Brother Temperance]

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Some people are more or less asexual. There's nothing wrong with that. Don't try to force yourself into something you don't want just because it's "normal."

And some people (usually Catholics or Muslims) are more or less attracted to small children. I suppose you think there's nothing wrong with that, either?