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  • Ixi
    Wretched Unsaved Goth
    Ixi, have you done your homework yet?
    • Sep 2006
    • 844

    #211
    Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

    Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
    OK, maybe she is not in JV with you. But she is certainly on the fast track to HELL with you if you don't wise up to JESUS.
    And you will be on the fast track to a fist in the face if you keep saying I'm in JV.
    A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.

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    • Brother Temperance
      Senior Usher
      True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
      A very nice young man
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 15621

      #212
      Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

      Originally posted by Pottymouth Ixi View Post
      Bull shit. I don't even know Hellion.
      Untrustworthy as you have proven yourself to be, I can readily believe this. Actually, I'll believe anything you say, as long as it starts with "I don't know..."

      Originally posted by Violent Pottymouth Ixi
      And you will be on the fast track to a fist in the face if you keep saying I'm in JV.
      So let me get this straight... to prove you're not a criminal, you threaten to commit assault?
      O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



      God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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      • hellion
        Nasty and Mean-Spirited
        • Nov 2006
        • 564

        #213
        Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

        Originally posted by Enobarbus View Post
        Horsefeathers = bullswool. The term as been corrupted these days to an unChristian term. But you're full of it.
        Haha! Bullswool is even worse! Where do you come up with this??
        "I do not go where the path leads. I instead create my own path ... and leave a snail trail."

        Moderatio est Figmentum

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        • hellion
          Nasty and Mean-Spirited
          • Nov 2006
          • 564

          #214
          Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

          Originally posted by Enobarbus View Post
          Discussed what? Is this another gracious admission on your part that you are completely wrong?

          I thought you said that molecules were made up of cells? Didn't you?
          Yeah, I did. Then what's-his-face proved me wrong (about something he doesn't even believe in, how ironic...) and I admitted I was wrong. Now you jump in like a week later and start harrassing me about something that's already gone out of style.
          "I do not go where the path leads. I instead create my own path ... and leave a snail trail."

          Moderatio est Figmentum

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          • Pastor Al E Pistle
            Christ's Cōnsiliārius
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 9323

            #215
            Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

            Originally posted by hellion View Post
            Yeah, I did. Then what's-his-face proved me wrong (about something he doesn't even believe in, how ironic...) and I admitted I was wrong. Now you jump in like a week later and start harrassing me about something that's already gone out of style.
            I am not "what's his face" you little tramp!
            Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
            "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
            Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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            • Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.
              Scientific Advisor
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 2373

              #216
              Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

              Now I generally wouldn't do this, but in her "defense", she sees so MANY men's faces in a day in her, ahem, "line of work", that its hard for her to keep them straight. Generally its easier for her to just cough out a "next" and move on to the next "gentleman". To differentiate you from any of her "customers" is too difficult a task for her female "mind" (and a bad one at that).
              Trump 2020: "For Real This Time"

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              • Ixi
                Wretched Unsaved Goth
                Ixi, have you done your homework yet?
                • Sep 2006
                • 844

                #217
                Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

                Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                Untrustworthy as you have proven yourself to be, I can readily believe this. Actually, I'll believe anything you say, as long as it starts with "I don't know..."


                So let me get this straight... to prove you're not a criminal, you threaten to commit assault?
                Slugging someone in the face isn't an assault, but killing someone is.
                A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.

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                • Pastor Al E Pistle
                  Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 9323

                  #218
                  Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

                  Originally posted by Ixi View Post
                  Slugging someone in the face isn't an assault, but killing someone is.
                  Slugging someone in the face is technically a 'battery'. All of you bad kids in the 'hood' should know that already.. This is a good example of an assault:

                  "And you will be on the fast track to a fist in the face if you keep saying I'm in JV."

                  -Icky the assaulter
                  Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                  "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                  Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                  • Brother Temperance
                    Senior Usher
                    True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                    A very nice young man
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 15621

                    #219
                    Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

                    Originally posted by Ixi View Post
                    Slugging someone in the face isn't an assault.
                    So you think it's legal to just go up to people in the street and punch them in the face?
                    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                    • OnYourKnees
                      On Extended Furlough
                      True Christian™
                      • Nov 2006
                      • 4729

                      #220
                      Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

                      Originally posted by hellion View Post
                      Molecules are made up of cells.
                      Um, no.

                      Molecules are made up of atoms.

                      Thought you were a scientician.

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                      • Pastor Al E Pistle
                        Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 9323

                        #221
                        Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

                        Originally posted by OnYourKnees View Post
                        Um, no.

                        Molecules are made up of atoms.

                        Thought you were a scientician.
                        Hellion is barely a teeny-bopper. She is a dumb girl.
                        Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                        "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                        Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                        • OnYourKnees
                          On Extended Furlough
                          True Christian™
                          • Nov 2006
                          • 4729

                          #222
                          Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

                          Originally posted by More Saved Than Thou View Post
                          That creature could be something even more horrifying than a goth -- a goth wannabee.
                          Looks more like a goth manatee to me.

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                          • OnYourKnees
                            On Extended Furlough
                            True Christian™
                            • Nov 2006
                            • 4729

                            #223
                            Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

                            Didn't you just ask to be saved?

                            Then, when given directions on how to attain such a state, you respond with rudeness and blasphemy!

                            Your husband needs to give you a sound thrashing.

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                            • OnYourKnees
                              On Extended Furlough
                              True Christian™
                              • Nov 2006
                              • 4729

                              #224
                              Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

                              Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                              Friend,

                              Jesus did exist. Beyond The Bible, one of the best written record form the ancient period, He is also mentioned in Joesphus' works.
                              And Roman public records.

                              Real person, real imprisonment, real torture, real crucifixion. Do your homework, little girl (Hellion, that is).

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                              • OnYourKnees
                                On Extended Furlough
                                True Christian™
                                • Nov 2006
                                • 4729

                                #225
                                Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

                                Originally posted by H-E-Double-Hockey-Sticks-ion View Post
                                I have posted a few theories amongst the forums, but I really don't want to look for them.
                                But the theory never started with 'dead rocks'.
                                At the time life arose, the atmosphere of Earth is thought to have contained little or no free oxygen, instead consisting principally of CO2 and N2 in addition to smaller amounts of gases such as H2, H2S, and CO. Such an atmosphere provides reducing conditions in which organic molecules, given a source of energy such as sunlight or electrical discharge, can form spontaneously. This is only one theory, and there have been tests to prove it correct.
                                Of course the first cells arose in water, where they could thrive off their environment. The soft membranoid bacteria learned to group with others of it's same kind and pulled all of it's genetic material into it's center creating the first nucleus and eukaryotic cell. The hard shelled bacteria found a way into the soft bacteria and learned to co-exist. The next step in which the nucleus learned to transfer information to the mitochondria to obtain necessary food led to the cells relationship with it's surrounding environment and began evolution.
                                So you're saying that cell nuclei can think? Apparently they can think and are sentient, as they can learn. That means every time you eat something, you're eating a sentient being, whether it's animal, vegetable, or fungus.

                                Think about that when you gnaw on a carrot stick.

                                Unfortunately, you haven't learned grammar yet. "It's" is a contraction for "it is" or "it was" or "it has". The possessive of "it" is "its". I guess the nuclei learn more effectively than you.

                                Do your homework.

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