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It's Sunday so I am inclined to have mercy on you this morning in JESUS' name. We have looked at your page on MySpace and have determined that you are a lost, confused soul searching for GOD. And we are here to help. First, we won't sell you to an arab. That is a huge kindness on our part for which you must become a member of this church....when you get old enough...and, in the mean time, stop wearing those Wal-Mart cut-offs. You may not be TOO pudgy, but Jessica Simpson you ain't.Originally posted by Ixi View PostEmeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
"God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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Goths do tend to have poor music and cut themselves which is to bad but no use trying to force them to stop being goths.Comment
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Wow, and there was me thinking all goths were fairies. You learn something new every day.Originally posted by Ixi View PostO Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.Comment
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Re: Is Your Child A Goth?
Does this apply to grown up too? All this time I thought I was a woman of nature and now it appears i am Goth. How can I fix this?
I don't wear the makeup or the clothes but i sure am more than 5 of those things. Arghhhhh, save me Oh great ones, quickly. For I fear I may be too far gone!Comment
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Re: Is Your Child A Goth?
I prefer an kind of baby myself, they don;t just have to be Christian!
But honestly, whats the big deal about Goths. I ema, I am a little weirded out by some of the clothing but, its not so bad. Some of em look better that way.Comment
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Re: Is Your Child A Goth?
Why oh why is Evanescence pictured ina Gothic thread. Girl is not Gothic, her music is not sad or depressing. Its REAL, its raw emotion, you dont gotta be goth to feel this stuff.
Not only that, but she is Christian Rock! Do some research yall, my goodness!Comment
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Re: Is Your Child A Goth?
Friend,Originally posted by Silverymoon View Post
Stoned out your mind, covered with baby gore and a backside a bloody pulp from the constant sodomy is not the way to go through life. Turn to Jesus and turn to the light before it is too late.
Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.
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Re: Is Your Child A Goth?
You need to find Jesus©Originally posted by Silverymoon View Post
This is the right place for you to become Saved©
I suggest you start by giving a Loving Donation to Jesus© via the Paypal Button conveniently situated on each page of this Forum.
Buy yourself a Bible(KJV1611) read it thoroughly and then come back to us.
Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Re: Is Your Child A Goth?
Jesus doesnt want my money. And I dont want the Bible. I have read it, it was a great story. Prime reading I think. But Christianity no longer holds the same spark for me as it did when I was a child. Thank you though.
Pagan and proud!Comment
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My God, Stoned? Are you kidding me. Marijuana is so retarded. What is the point of it? I never did get it.
Seriously though, Im not much for baby, I prefer no meat at all if possible. Im a nanny, could I really eat baby? Could anyone eat baby.
And buttsex is an interesting way to pass the time, but not my idea of a daily situation I would like to be in thank you VERY much. Who talks about sodomy anyway, honeslty. Freak!Comment
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This is a prime example of what happens when one smokes the Devil's weed while posting. Can anyone make head or tail of this demonic gibberish? The only part I can understand is when she shouts "freak!" - i.e., negro slang for "fornicate!" - at the end. Hardly appropriate language for a Christian forum.Originally posted by Silverymoon View PostO Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
- Catholic perversion throughout history
- Does it matter how we praise the Lord?
- How the King James Bible Saved me from anal sex!
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.Comment
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Re: Is Your Child A Goth?
Fornication, gee, why not! My tents open for the night, hop in. You are kinda cute and you know you;ve always wanted a Witch!Comment
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