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  • #1981
    Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

    Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
    If Your Child is a Gothic, Reform Through the Lord!

    Listed below are some warning signs to indicate if your child may
    have gone astray from the Lord. Gothic (or goth) is a very obscure
    and often dangerous culture that young teenagers are prone to
    participating in. The gothic culture leads young, susceptible minds
    into an imagined world of evil, darkness, and violence. Please seek
    immediate attention through counselling, prayer, and parental
    guidance to rid your child of Satan's temptations if five or more of the
    following are applicable to your child:

    1-Frequently wears black clothing.

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    37-Claims to be a goth.

    If five or more of these apply to your child, please intervene
    immediately. The gothic culture is dangerous and Satan thrives within it.
    If any of these problems persist, enlist your child into your local mental
    health center.

    Is there something to worry me, i have moren then 5 points. I didnt see a warning for playing wii.
    Rom. 16:17: Now I beseech you, brethren, mark them which cause divisions and offences contrary to the doctrine which ye have learned; and avoid them.

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    • #1982
      Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

      Originally posted by Jewsef View Post
      Is there something to worry me, i have moren then 5 points. I didnt see a warning for playing wii.
      Playing Wii is a sign of being a sodomite. Being a goth is also. Take it from there, God mocker.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • #1983
        Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        Playing Wii is a sign of being a sodomite. Being a goth is also. Take it from there, God mocker.
        Iam impotend and not scottisch.


        Nice welcom....
        Rom. 16:17: Now I beseech you, brethren, mark them which cause divisions and offences contrary to the doctrine which ye have learned; and avoid them.

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        • #1984
          Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

          Oh, understood. Im not making joke's.
          Rom. 16:17: Now I beseech you, brethren, mark them which cause divisions and offences contrary to the doctrine which ye have learned; and avoid them.

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          • #1985
            Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

            Originally posted by Jewsef View Post
            Iam impotend and not scottisch.


            Nice welcom....
            Filthy hook nosed Christ killing joos are not welcome here, so that feeling you got is just as God intends.

            I'm guessing that you're another eurotrash drunk dutchman here to mock Jesus. Am I right?
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • #1986
              Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
              Filthy hook nosed Christ killing joos are not welcome here, so that feeling you got is just as God intends.

              I'm guessing that you're another eurotrash drunk dutchman here to mock Jesus. Am I right?

              Is this the American way to say hi to a converted Iranian?
              Rom. 16:17: Now I beseech you, brethren, mark them which cause divisions and offences contrary to the doctrine which ye have learned; and avoid them.

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              • #1987
                Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

                Originally posted by Jewsef View Post
                Is this the American way to say hi to a converted Iranian?
                An Iranian terrorist converted to joo-ism? Talk about jumping out of the frying pan and into the fire....
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • #1988
                  Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                  Playing Wii is a sign of being a sodomite. Being a goth is also. Take it from there, God mocker.
                  WHUT?!?!?!?!?!??!!!!! XD

                  How is playing the Nintendo Wii a sign of being a sodomite???? Thats just funny........especially the sign that being a goth supposedly is.

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                  • #1989
                    Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

                    Don't play dumb with us, or did you huff too many fumes while disinfecting your game controller (it's so hard to get crusted fecal matter out from the buttons)?
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                    • #1990
                      Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

                      Originally posted by Wash O'Hanley View Post
                      Don't play dumb with us, or did you huff too many fumes while disinfecting your game controller (it's so hard to get crusted fecal matter out from the buttons)?
                      I wasn't playing dumb and I'm not high on anything

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                      • #1991
                        Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

                        I'm sure you'd know *Sarcasm*

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                        • #1992
                          Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

                          Originally posted by ISuckTheWiiUp View Post
                          I'm sure you'd know *Sarcasm*
                          Son, sarcasm is used by trolls and satanists to mock God. You don't want to throw your lot in with them now, do you?
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • #1993
                            Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

                            No way! Sorry, I just meant that I didn't think he'd know what it was like to have a game controller inserted into his anus.

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                            • #1994
                              Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

                              Originally posted by ISuckTheWiiUp View Post
                              No way! Sorry, I just meant that I didn't think he'd know what it was like to have a game controller inserted into his anus.
                              Well your friend is going to find out just what that feels like unless he repents and stops sinning. Tell him that for me. Tell him "Pastor Zeke said the only way to gain Salvation is throught the cleansing blood of Christ!"

                              And then hand him THIS Chick tract. That should get his attention.

                              By God we're going to make a Christian Warrior out of you yet!
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                              • #1995
                                Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

                                I sent him the link and he laughed. I'm trying to get him to accept Christ, but he's gonna need some convincing :/

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