[Brother Temperance]

Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

I like to read in the well lit outside, actually, thank you. And that's a goth? Wow. I don't think there's a single goth in the world then.

Goth denial? Is this a new phenomenon?

I am a christian! If you claim my life so pathetic, then why am I happy with life? I attend church regularly. I even work at my church. My family loves me for who I am, not what they want me to be. I am nearly content with my life.

Wow. You're so pathetic that you can't even admit how unhappy you are. You can't get better until you admit that there's a problem.

Woohoo! I love matching games like this! Let's see how many requirements I meet!

Well, that's a helpful contribution to this thread, since we all want to hear what you have to say...oh, wait. 500 identical goths have already made exactly the same post, and no-one cared then, either. You'll have plenty of time to try and think of an original thought when you're doing backstroke in the Lake of Fire.

[Brother Lazarus]

Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

Woohoo! I love matching games like this! Let's see how many requirements I meet!


1-Frequently wears black clothing. - Has anyone noticed that tuxedos are black? As are mourning clothes? It's a dignified color.
2-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts. - Totally.
5-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos. - I could use a few.
6-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. - Death metal. <3
7-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak
eccentrically. - Does that include people with accents? I have friends with accents, it just means I accept a hell of a lot more people than you Christfags do.

Well HO-LEE SHIT, there's 5 right there, and we're not even past #10 yet! Let's continue on!

8-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the
Bible, prayer, church or sports. - Well, wow. Hey, aren't sports shown on cable TV? Isn't that SATANIC? And where is schooling in that? I devote my mind to more intellectual pursuits, such as not believing everything I read in a book written by people who believed the world was flat.
9-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult,
witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan. - I cast Magic Missile at the darkness! Cookies for whoever gets the reference.
14-Complains of boredom. - Because I'd rather be learning instead of being held back by the slow people in my classes at school: who are ALL Christian! Imagine that!
15-Sleeps too excessively or too little. - Wait, what? How is that Gothic?
16-Is excessively awake during the night. - Maybe I should sacrifice my damned neighbor's damned noisy dog to Satan already...
17-Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light. (This pertains to
vampires promoting the idea that His light is of no use.) - I was born with a cateract in my right eye, so doctors removed my lens. It's not my fault that I have to squint it, now is it?
18-Demands an unusual amount of privacy. - What, I wouldn't want my parents watching me while I take a shit, now would I? Then again, the devil might be hiding in the toilet bowl, waiting to sodomize me or something...
19-Spends large amounts of time alone. - So I like to spend my time in a silent room, listening to beautiful arranged pieces of string orchestras?
20-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your child
may speak to evil sprits through meditation.) - OH NO! Too bad evil spirits don't EXIST, along with your God!
21-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an
adult. - Now this is just too funny for me to think of a snarky reply to.
22-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders
are but a few examples of this. - Respect is earned, not freely given?
25-Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of
this. - Oh wow. Just WOW.
27-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. - You probably watch more TV than I do.
28-Plays videos games that contains violence or are of a role-playing
nature. So, by the definition of the word "roleplaying," all games in which the player assumes a role that isn't HIMSELF, are Gothic? Mario Brothers eat your heart out!
29-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the
computer. - You people have a piffleing forum, so you must be breaking this rule too.
32-Expresses an interest in sex. - Gotta procreate and spread my anti-Christian offspring somehow, right?
33-Masturbates. - Lol. Just lol.
35-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism,
Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism. - Say what? I'd say the Buddhists are a lot more peaceful than you bloodthirsty extremists. Need I remind you of the Crusades?

What is that, 23? Wow, I must be the piffleing Devil in you people's eyes.

Normally I would welcome you to God's Holy forum and ask you to proceed to the Pastors Rules and Announcements to read up on Church protocol. However, in your case I think any advice would fall on deaf ears.

Many, many trolls come here thinking they are clever. They think what ever garbage they spew is fresh and new. Truth is, we've seen it all. You're a tired re-run of fools that have come here long before you. You are not fresh, you are not new, you're not even clever. Better trolls have come before and I'm certain we'll see better trolls than you in the future.

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

[anon17]

Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

Who gives you all the right to call my parents selfish. I DO go to a christian school you idiot. And yes I am happy. I need not prove myself to the likes of you all.

[Imperator]

Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

Normally I would welcome you to God's Holy forum and ask you to proceed to the Pastors Rules and Announcements to read up on Church protocol. However, in your case I think any advice would fall on deaf ears.

Many, many trolls come here thinking they are clever. They think what ever garbage they spew is fresh and new. Truth is, we've seen it all. You're a tired re-run of fools that have come here long before you. You are not fresh, you are not new, you're not even clever. Better trolls have come before and I'm certain we'll see better trolls than you in the future.

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

You see, the problem is, when teachers at my school try to teach a concept to the slow or retarded kids, they repeat the topic over, and over, and over again, hoping that through repetition, it might go through their thick skulls into the soft, rarely used brain matter that lies beneath. That's what I'm trying to accomplish here.


In return, I think I'd like a little edjumacation. First of all, what is this "Homer" of which you speak? All I'm getting is either the Simpsons character, a redneck pronouncing "homo," and the baseball term for hitting the ball and running all of the bases.

Second, do you all think you're being cute by adding the ™ to the end of your little cult? An alt code given by God, if you must?

[James Hutchins]

Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

You see, the problem is, when teachers at my school try to teach a concept to the slow or retarded kids, they repeat the topic over, and over, and over again, hoping that through repetition, it might go through their thick skulls into the soft, rarely used brain matter that lies beneath. That's what I'm trying to accomplish here.


In return, I think I'd like a little edjumacation. First of all, what is this "Homer" of which you speak? All I'm getting is either the Simpsons character, a redneck pronouncing "homo," and the baseball term for hitting the ball and running all of the bases.

Second, do you all think you're being cute by adding the ™ to the end of your little cult? An alt code given by God, if you must?

Son, is that it?
D o y o u w a n t u s t o t y p e s l o w e r a n d u s e l i t t l e w o r d s ?

[anon17]

Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

Why is there so much hate on this forum? What ever happened to "love of enemies"? Or 1 Corinthians 13:13 "And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love."

[Brother Lazarus]

Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

You see, the problem is, when teachers at my school try to teach a concept to the slow or retarded kids, they repeat the topic over, and over, and over again, hoping that through repetition, it might go through their thick skulls into the soft, rarely used brain matter that lies beneath. That's what I'm trying to accomplish here.


In return, I think I'd like a little edjumacation. First of all, what is this "Homer" of which you speak? All I'm getting is either the Simpsons character, a redneck pronouncing "homo," and the baseball term for hitting the ball and running all of the bases.

Second, do you all think you're being cute by adding the ™ to the end of your little cult? An alt code given by God, if you must?

Your lack of originality is astounding even by the troll standards we experience daily. I'd be more interested if you had just one ounce of creativity. Every thing you say has been said before. Everything you will say has been said before. You're just too predictable to be of any interest.

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

[Imperator]

Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

Speaking of trolling, I salute your successful troll. I admit, you all had me going for a little while there.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landover_Baptist_Church

[lsufantc]

Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

My goodness, you claim there is not hate on this forum, yet i see many posts discreminating against certain peoples.....Ever heard of the holy crusade? Perhaps you would like a repeat of that? Ive never read the bible nor do i plan to....but reading these forums makes me want to, perhaps i should starting hating more people? Im a cop so maybe i should shot every goth I see?


(If god gave us the ability to be individuals why wouldnt we embrace it?)

[lsufantc]

Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

And another thing, i see many members saying "Are you another god forsaken goth here to prosecute us?" And yet this WHOLE forum is ABOUT prosecuting goths! Jesus! WAKE UP! We dont give a shit about the Landover baptist church we dont ncare what it does, sooo STOP trying to control everybody else, thats not what america is about.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

Ive never read the bible nor do i plan to

That much is obvious.

(If god gave us the ability to be individuals why wouldnt we embrace it?)

Case in point.

We dont give a shit about the Landover baptist church we dont ncare what it does

Then why are you here persecuting us? If you really don't give a poop (please watch your language!) you'd be out sacrificing cats to Satan like most other gothics.

STOP trying to control everybody else, thats not what america is about.

Yet that's what you're here trying to do on OUR forum. Control US. Hypocrite.

[lsufantc]

Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

Im not here prosecuting you thats why i said i dont give a "poop" (lol) about landover. I respect youlls right to practice relegion but not at the descemination of others.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

descemination

[lsufantc]

Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

Yes thats right go back to ur nomral tactics and point out my error to make me look stupid. This is the kind of "poop" that started so many holy wars in past centuries.

[lsufantc]

Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

Ya know, i defend people such as you all the time...but if i started wearing black clothing, started playing violent video games, are you not going to accept me anymore?