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  • Glorious Whole
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    • Jun 2009
    • 28

    #3586
    Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    The DOF says you're another Godless, chinless Brit who is here to mock Jesus.
    In the false world of the internet, what is real? Besides, you have no knowledge of my upbringing as to wonder whether I am Godless. In the land of your forefathers*, there are many that still believe.

    And I do live in Colorado, in the south of my country....










    *those that aren't mexican, chinese, korean, german, russian, dutch, commie, japanese, pole or arab. At least you keep the french north of the border.

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    • TheEvilWizardx
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Jun 2009
      • 3

      #3587
      Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

      Originally posted by Louana View Post
      I think my two year old nephew is a gothic demon worshiper. He bites other children and loves watching violent cartoons. Also he gets very "excited" when girls gone wild commercials come on because his whore of a mother lets him watch cable.
      She later asked 'Is my nephew a goth'
      Hes two years old ffs..!!!
      Someone replied saying maybe hes a gypsy or a hindu?
      What does a 2 year old child understand??
      And your calling you own sister/sister in law a whore??
      Very christian like eh?? Anyone agree?

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      • Johnnyboy
        True Christian™ fisherman
        • Jun 2009
        • 801

        #3588
        Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

        Originally posted by TheEvilWizardx View Post
        She later asked 'Is my nephew a goth'
        Hes two years old ffs..!!!
        Someone replied saying maybe hes a gypsy or a hindu?
        What does a 2 year old child understand??
        And your calling you own sister/sister in law a whore??
        Very christian like eh?? Anyone agree?
        No, troll.

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        • TheEvilWizardx
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • Jun 2009
          • 3

          #3589
          Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

          And another thing whats is up with this whole insulting people thing???
          There make a fair point, which they can because last time I checked everyone has freedom of speech, and just because you cant make a very intellegent and religious remark you insult them very retardedly instead???
          I mean like come on...!!!!!!!!!
          Even though it did make me LOL..!!!
          Lmao..!!

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          • TheEvilWizardx
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Jun 2009
            • 3

            #3590
            Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

            Originally posted by Johnnyboy View Post
            No, troll.
            Oh my..!!!!!
            Im a troll..??
            Thank you very much for that very 'intellegent' update..!!

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            • Rev. M. Rodimer
              Honorary True Christian™
              Forum Member
              • May 2008
              • 13996

              #3591
              Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

              Originally posted by TheEvilWeenie View Post
              And another thing whats is up with this whole insulting people thing???
              There make a fair point, which they can because last time I checked everyone has freedom of speech,
              See, there's your problem.

              Freedom of speech is guaranteed by the US Constitution in the public realm.

              This is not a taxpayer-funded site, but a privately-owned church site.

              Just as I cannot legally walk into your house and force you to listen to Bible stories, you have no rights here unless the admins choose to give them to you.
              Bible boring? Nonsense!
              Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
              You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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              • Nobar King
                Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                Christ's Guardian
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2007
                • 23748

                #3592
                Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

                This will explain the policy further for you:
                Please read this. You are our guest. We will treat you like a jewel on the cushion of our hospitality. Or maybe not.
                May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                • Azrael
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                  • Jun 2009
                  • 21

                  #3593
                  Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

                  I have only one suggestion to give to every frequent user of this forum if your child is Godless. If he managed to, despite your mongering and intransigent beliefs, develop a cultivated notion on his own he should be awarded with a medal.

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                  • Rev. Jim Osborne
                    True Christian™ Televangelist
                    Director of Fundraising and Tithing
                    On the Look Out for Wife #6!
                    True Christian™
                    • Jun 2009
                    • 8622

                    #3594
                    Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

                    Originally posted by Azrael View Post
                    I have only one suggestion to give to every frequent user of this forum if your child is Godless. If he managed to, despite your mongering and intransigent beliefs, develop a cultivated notion on his own he should be awarded with a medal.
                    Yea a medal, alright. Which one? The Order of Lenin?

                    Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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                    • Azrael
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                      • Jun 2009
                      • 21

                      #3595
                      Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

                      Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
                      Yea a medal, alright. Which one? The Order of Lenin?
                      I would suggest the Nobel Prize. But that's just me.

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                      • Meek and Humble
                        Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                        Biblical Black Belt
                        Jr. Pastor
                        True Christian™
                        • Dec 2008
                        • 6197

                        #3596
                        Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

                        Meh, when was the last time a Nobel Prize Laureate ever did anything important for the world.

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                        • Nurse Clampett
                          Jesus's Favorite Nurse
                          Forum Member
                          • Jan 2009
                          • 974

                          #3597
                          Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

                          Originally posted by Azrael View Post
                          I have only one suggestion to give to every frequent user of this forum if your child is Godless. If he managed to, despite your mongering and intransigent beliefs, develop a cultivated notion on his own he should be awarded with a medal.
                          If my kid were to wind up Goth he would find himself chained to a dark basement for a couple of months. Then at least he would have cause to write stupid poetry and lament his existence in this world. Better that than a well off kid from the suburbs whining and dressing horribly exactly like the rest of his goth friends to express his individuality.
                          By the way, Azrael is the muslim angel of death. A screen name chosen by thousands of goth "individuals."
                          Is this to express your wish for death or are you just being a smartass?
                          Luke 5:31
                          And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

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                          • Nobar King
                            Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                            Christ's Guardian
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2007
                            • 23748

                            #3598
                            Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

                            I thought it was a smurf.
                            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                            • Azrael
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                              • Jun 2009
                              • 21

                              #3599
                              Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

                              Let us see... When was the last time a Nobel Prize Laureate did something important for the world? Just last year Harald zur Hausen was awarded the Nobel Prize for discovering the importance of the Papilloma viruses in the development of cervical cancer, a discovery that has the potential to save thousands. While you do nothing but "chain people to dark basements for months so they have a reason to write stupid poetry".

                              Are you kidding, "Nurse" Clambett? When did you become such a hating, disgusting human being? Just because your own son has a different view of the world, maybe an artist's perspective, you would chain him like an animal? Think about my question before babbling more nonsense. What happened in your life to transform you into such a being? And my, your knowledge is impressive. You actually know who Azrael is, I am most impressed (I hope I don't have to use your sarcasm sign for this one, it seems pretty evident to me). No, I am not Goth, if that is your question, but the name has a certain irony to it considering the context. I am not in the least bit surprised you aren't intelligent enough to understand it.

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                              • Nobar King
                                Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                                Christ's Guardian
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2007
                                • 23748

                                #3600
                                Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

                                I bet you are a goth.
                                May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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