[Random23]

Re: Rev. Jim's "Ladies of the Lord" FREE Bible Study for Young Wo

So quoting The Bible in the spirit and letter it is written in a "joke" in your mind.

Thank you very much for mocking my deeply held religious beliefs you tiresome little bore. Yes, we are as serious as the fires of Hell.

No disrespect to your religious belief - each to their own, etc - but we are having a debate on another site about whether this Rev Jim tutorial is a joke or actually real (someone put up a link to this).

I just can't figure out if you're being sarcastic or not so if you could just clear that up.

I mean, sleazy aging has-been preacher trying to "save" young girls who gave gone "astray" is such a cliche - it can't be serious, right?

Also, I'm 24 and a half so I don't qualify for the classes but then I see that Rev Jim is a "former multi-millionaire televangelist from the '80s" so I'm wondering is he qualified to give such a class? There are way better golden oldies people - or young women - could resurrect.

I recommend the Cure.

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[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Rev. Jim's "Ladies of the Lord" FREE Bible Study for Young Wo

HOLY piffle PLEASE LET THIS BE A JOKE. I hope you sheeple are some hilarious geniuses that created this thread as a massive viral internet joke. If not, this is exactly why so many people turn away from organized religion (HINT: because people like "THE GOOD REVEREND JIM" use others' faith in order to manipulate them) AGAIN, I HOPE TO GOD THIS IS A JOKE

So quoting The Bible in the spirit and letter it is written in a "joke" in your mind.

Thank you very much for mocking my deeply held religious beliefs you tiresome little bore. Yes, we are as serious as the fires of Hell.

[IMUSTbeAjoke]

Re: Rev. Jim's "Ladies of the Lord" FREE Bible Study for Young Wo

HOLY FUCK PLEASE LET THIS BE A JOKE. I hope you sheeple are some hilarious geniuses that created this thread as a massive viral internet joke. If not, this is exactly why so many people turn away from organized religion (HINT: because people like "THE GOOD REVEREND JIM" use others' faith in order to manipulate them) AGAIN, I HOPE TO GOD THIS IS A JOKE

[Rock4MyLord]

Re: Rev. Jim's "Ladies of the Lord" FREE Bible Study for Young Wo

Don't worry Reverend Jim. We all know your sinning days are far behind you.

The problem here is that she completely over-reached. You can find evil in anything if you look too deep and over-reach the point. This is an example of obsessive schizophrenic paranoia, which she is obviously suffering from.

[TheLordSavedMe]

Re: Rev. Jim's "Ladies of the Lord" FREE Bible Study for Young Wo

OMG, I totally forgot! But yes, sure I just, shoot! I left my Bible in my car. I'll go get it in a bit. Sorry Reverend!

Tammi

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Rev. Jim's "Ladies of the Lord" FREE Bible Study for Young Wo

Thank you for coming to my defense, Tammi. You are such a lovely young Christian girl, honest in intentions, powerful in spirit. We are talking later tonight on Skype, right? I know you wanted to discuss Song of Solomon with me.

[TheLordSavedMe]

Re: Rev. Jim's "Ladies of the Lord" FREE Bible Study for Young Wo

I talked to Reverend Jim and sent him a pic of me (this one).

He told me that I probably didn't need to do the program as I wasn't a slut or a druggy or a boozer (which I totally am NOT!, Praise Jesus).

Anyways, he was very nice and polite to me, so I don't think you girls need to worry about him being a sicko pervert or anything!

Tammi

[Christiansoldier]

Re: Rev. Jim's "Ladies of the Lord" FREE Bible Study for Young Wo

What is Ezekiel Chapter 23?









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Why aren't you a member yet?

[Jenni111]

Re: Rev. Jim's "Ladies of the Lord" FREE Bible Study for Young Wo

Well, well, well, here we are again with our Canadian attitude stirring up trouble. You know, I think our little miss canaduh would be perfect for the leading role in LBC's true to life reenactment of Ezekiel Chapter 23!

What is Ezekiel Chapter 23?

Hah. This wrong way consists of thinking of something that isn't exactly there. You know?

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[godsdrummer]

Re: Rev. Jim's "Ladies of the Lord" FREE Bible Study for Young Wo

Thats very true. But I thought I read something about young women who wanted to further thier knowledge in Christ. If I misread, I'm terribly sorry.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Rev. Jim's "Ladies of the Lord" FREE Bible Study for Young Wo

Rev Jim, correction, 21. But you already know what I look like.!

Jackie, I thought you were secure in your faith in Jesus. I think Reverend Jim usually helps young ladies that are more "lost" than you. Women of loose morals, those that use drugs, and prostitutes that are wanting to change their Hellbound lifestyles. People like that need his help in the worst way!

You are an upstanding young lady from all that I know about you.

[liveforHim]

Re: Rev. Jim's "Ladies of the Lord" FREE Bible Study for Young Wo

And what it is this wrong "way."










I see....*SODOMITE ALERT*

See! I told everyone! But you guys really should have listened to me! Now we have another witch on these forums! This is really annoying.

Edit: So Reverend, do I have the posistion as Security yet?

Hah. This wrong way consists of thinking of something that isn't exactly there. You know?

[godsdrummer]

Re: Rev. Jim's "Ladies of the Lord" FREE Bible Study for Young Wo

Rev Jim, correction, 21. But you already know what I look like.!

[Christiansoldier]

Re: Rev. Jim's "Ladies of the Lord" FREE Bible Study for Young Wo

Hah, seems like I'm not the only one who takes things in a wrong way now am I? (:

And what it is this wrong "way."










I see....*SODOMITE ALERT*

See! I told everyone! But you guys really should have listened to me! Now we have another witch on these forums! This is really annoying.

Edit: So Reverend, do I have the posistion as Security yet?

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Rev. Jim's "Ladies of the Lord" FREE Bible Study for Young Wo

Hah, seems like I'm not the only one who takes things in a wrong way now am I? (:

See. THAT can be construed as something sexually perverse right there.

My point is my ministry is perfectly innocent but anyone with a lustful, twisted mind could make it sound like whatever they want. On the bright side, I've had a phenomenal response to this. I already have 20 ladies wanting to be saved this month, but I'm going to have look through their letters and photos and see which one needs Jesus in her the most desperately.