[I am not god :)]

Re: Rev. Jim's "Ladies of the Lord" FREE Bible Study for Young Wo

So then, are you all priests? Shouldn't you be more interested in little boys?

[Sylvia]

Re: Rev. Jim's "Ladies of the Lord" FREE Bible Study for Young Wo

If you are over 24, I may waive the rules, ask me for details. ... just want to learn how to become a better Christian woman, this program is for you.

Rev. Jim Osborne, it would be a Blessing if you would kindly wave the rules to make room for me If your program is ongoing, please let me know.


YIC


Sylvia

[Benedict A. Davis]

Re: Rev. Jim's "Ladies of the Lord" FREE Bible Study for Young Wo

I can't wait to join this bible study! I'm packing up to move to Iowa soon. Please save me a spot.

I can almost guarantee that the Pastors have figured out one or more positions in their studies child. There will be a spot for you, I am sure of it.

[Younghotgirl]

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I can't wait to join this bible study! I'm packing up to move to Iowa soon. Please save me a spot.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Rev. Jim's "Ladies of the Lord" FREE Bible Study for Young Wo

Guess how many people die per year from marijuana? ZERO. Yes, thats right. No one has ever died from smoking marijuana.

Not true.

[HTannor]

Re: Rev. Jim's "Ladies of the Lord" FREE Bible Study for Young Wo

God created this beautiful world for us. He created all living things, all humans, all plants, all animals. Marijuana is an amazing plant with health benefits. He created the plant just for us. It is a relaxing plant, it makes me feel holy and Godly and amazing. 400,000 people die per year from tobacco. 100,000 people die every year from alcohol. 15,000 people die per year from heroin, meth, crack, speed, etc. 20,000 people die per year from prescription drugs. 2,000 people die per year from caffeine. 500 people die per year from aspirin. Guess how many people die per year from marijuana? ZERO. Yes, thats right. No one has ever died from smoking marijuana. Also, its benifits outweigh the risks. My aunt had cancer and she got a medical marijuana card to deal with the pain. When she smoked it, it gave her "the munchies" (that means she gets hungry) and it makes her want to eat. She was able to keep her strength up, deal with the pain, and make a full recovery. I hope you arent so harsh on weed next time you hear about it. God bless, & keep in touch.

At least you didn't use all caps (shouting). But all boldface is almost as bad, as in: "I'm important and each of my words is golden."

Another latter day-hippie wanders in spewing drivel about the evil weed.

You need to be banned.

Oh, you already are. Good riddance.

[iknowverylittle]

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Ok, I'll take your word for it. Let's assume she's high on Jesus, that would be better than the weed.

God created this beautiful world for us. He created all living things, all humans, all plants, all animals. Marijuana is an amazing plant with health benefits. He created the plant just for us. It is a relaxing plant, it makes me feel holy and Godly and amazing. 400,000 people die per year from tobacco. 100,000 people die every year from alcohol. 15,000 people die per year from heroin, meth, crack, speed, etc. 20,000 people die per year from prescription drugs. 2,000 people die per year from caffeine. 500 people die per year from aspirin. Guess how many people die per year from marijuana? ZERO. Yes, thats right. No one has ever died from smoking marijuana. Also, its benifits outweigh the risks. My aunt had cancer and she got a medical marijuana card to deal with the pain. When she smoked it, it gave her "the munchies" (that means she gets hungry) and it makes her want to eat. She was able to keep her strength up, deal with the pain, and make a full recovery. I hope you arent so harsh on weed next time you hear about it. God bless, & keep in touch.

[BelieverInGod]

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LOL... Im a whoremonger the site says ;p!!! Thats cute! weird inbred pieces of crap! Your words mean nothing to me... I know that this is some kind of cult and you are all Brain washed from these old farts who claim to be christian leaders who deserve hell! And promise you, they will see it one day!

Can you show where the Pastors are Biblically incorrect? This is one Church that actually encourages it's followers to read and debate the entire Bible. Do you know how many Churches I've been in that tell you just to read the parts they tell you to read? If you question what they tell you that it's because you don't have discernment?

Lets look at the warning signs from Cultwatch...

• Single charismatic leader.
• We don't have a Single leader, as you can see, there are numerous Pastors. We have a senior pastor who doesn't have time to be on this board, but all churches have a senior Pastor.
• People always seeming constantly happy and enthusiastic. Especially if you discover that they have been told to act that way for the potential new recruits.
• Nope, people on here have regular lives with regular problems. We just realize that the Lord is testing us with our problems.
• Instant friends.
• No, we don't make instant friends, or else you wouldn't be branded as unsaved trash until you prove otherwise.
• If you are told who you can or cannot talk to or associate with.
• Other than following the Bible that says we should keep separate there are no rules about who we associate with us.
• 1st Corinthians 5:11 But now I have written unto you not to keep company, if any man that is called a brother be a fornicator, or covetous, or an idolater, or a railer, or a drunkard, or an extortioner; with such an one no not to eat.
• They hide what they teach.
• We follow all of the KJV1611, there is no hiding things.
• Say they are the only true group, or the best so why go anywhere else.
• Although Landover Baptist guarantees salvation, there are True Christians out there that don't belong. Pastor Stephen Anderson comes to mind.
• Hyped meetings, get you to meetings rather than share with you.
• Meetings are not hyped
• Experiential rather than logical.
• We're rather logical
• Asking for money for the next level.
• Do you see a payment button on this site anywhere?
• Some cults travel door to door during times when women are home alone. They, and this is rather sexist, think that women are easier to recruit and once they have the woman then it will be easier to snare the husband or partner.
• We don't do door to door conversion.

[Levi Jones]

Re: Rev. Jim's "Ladies of the Lord" FREE Bible Study for Young Wo

And promise you, they will see it one day!

Are you claiming to be a Christian? What sort of Christian speaks like that?

Give me your Pastor's name. I'm going to give him a call and have a chat about you.

[MSUNIQUE29]

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LOL... Im a whoremonger the site says ;p!!! Thats cute! weird inbred pieces of crap! Your words mean nothing to me... I know that this is some kind of cult and you are all Brain washed from these old farts who claim to be christian leaders who deserve hell! And promise you, they will see it one day!

[MSUNIQUE29]

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The sexual innuendos in this thread are absolutely outrageous. I find it extremely hard to believe that you're helping them learn things about the Bible. Especially, with the wording you use, such as; "pounding" "penetrating" "climax" "physically exhausting." And I'm pretty sure nobody is dumb enough to believe that the "stains" in your waterbed are from spilling sauce. I doubt you would have that many stains, there aren't that many bumps in the road that would cause that. Plus, you only want young girls who are the legal age of consensual sex for older men. It's sick, and twisted. You shouldn't be advertising this type of thing. A 4-Star Hotel Suite alone with you? Yeah, I doubt you would need to be alone or in a hotel in order to help bring someone to God. Oh! Not to mention the fact that you ask for possible full-body images of these girls.

Your use of words is poor Rev. If girls are meant to wait until marriage to have any sort of sexual intercourse, then please Sir, explain to me why you are trying to get them to do this with you in a hotel? Maybe you won't admit that these are indeed your intentions but hearing from other people that a girl was screaming "Lord I am coming," just proves what's really going on in that hotel room. Helping someone believe in God whole-heartedly would not be physically exhausting in anyway. You aren't required to do anything physical to get someone to believe in Him.

I am truly appauled at this. If you are going to advertise having sex with people who are eighteen and up, then do it elsewhere so people who are smart don't have to read into your innuendos.

Oh, and one more thing. "You have no idea how badly I want to minister to her right now," yeah, we all know what that means. She won't be "bucking" and yelling "yee-haw" for Him, she'll be bucking and yelling yee-haw for completely different reasons. If no one else sees this, they're blind. Simple as that.

Place your advertising for this type of thing elsewhere.
Please and Thank you.

exactly this is a CUlt!! This is sick stuff!!!!

[MSUNIQUE29]

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Well Levi, I may have some work cut out for you. I am in need of a chaffeur, after having let go my faithful negro servant, Jupiter. Can you handle a stretch Escalade? Are you good at cleaning stains out of the waterbed I have in the back? (Sometimes I spill some sauce when I'm eating and the limo hits a bump in the road)



Ah yes, I remember that one especially, Brother Bobby-Joe! She truly came to me as a unsaved harlot for the Devil. She was really hard-work...kept me up all night trying to pound the Bible into her. It was also physically exhausting as well, since the tough conversions try both the spirit and body. The climax of the session was when I drenched her with baptismal water. That was enough for the demons to permanently leave her.

I understand she is coming back for a repeat visit in order not to backslide. If I may say so, I'm very good at helping women who are tempted to backslide. The Love of Jesus can penetrate any closed soul.



Brother James, I can see in young Jessica's eyes that she yearns deeply and passionately for the Lord. You have no idea how badly I want to minister to her right now, but she is 17, but I don't want to get into any legal trouble as my ministry requires an age-of-consent.

I can help this young cowgirl straddle herself into understanding God's Word® and ride herself to eternal Salvation®. She'll be buckin' and yelling "yee-haw" for the Lord!

Are you freakin serious?? I think your referring to doing other things and I am so about to take this site and info straight to the news asap! You better shut this site down asap or you are gonna have some explaining to do! this is just sick! You are an old OLD PERVERT... and you care nothing for these young ladies souls....

[Cranky Old Man]

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I feel bad for Jim havng to deal with it.

No need to. He is a strong True Christian who knows he is on the path to Heaven. He is an example to all of us.

Mark 16:19 "So then after the Lord had spoken unto them, he was received up into heaven, and sat on the right hand of God."

[Jacques]

Re: Rev. Jim's "Ladies of the Lord" FREE Bible Study for Young Wo

They are idiots. Or they have perverted minds and only think bad things of good people.

Romans 3:12 "They are all gone out of the way, they are together become unprofitable; there is none that doeth good, no, not one."

I feel bad for Jim havng to deal with it.

[Cranky Old Man]

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Sadly I belive they are thinking Jim is a pervert

They are idiots. Or they have perverted minds and only think bad things of good people.

Romans 3:12 "They are all gone out of the way, they are together become unprofitable; there is none that doeth good, no, not one."