Tampons?

[OnYourKnees]

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So my questions are:

When the woman gets pregnant, does her husband stop having sex until she gives birth?? Then resume to get her pregnant again and stops once she gets pregnant??

Yes, and yes.

Also, is it a sin to have pleasure with my own wife?? If you're not trying to reproduce, yes.

I forgot to ask one more question:
What if the husband enjoys having sex with his wife, does that make him a sinner?? Not if the pleasure is derived from the prospect of raising up new soldiers for Christ.

Also, when a woman stops having her period, which means she cannot get pregnant, does she stop having sex?? And if she doesn't, is she a sinner??
Yes, and yes.
In general, when is it acceptable to have sex with the wife and when does it become a sin?? Acceptable: To have children. Unacceptable: All other reasons.

JESUS, you just don't 'get' anything, do you?

He's a Muslim, SUV. Their "profit", Muhammed, married a 6-year-old girl and deflowered her when she was 9, years before she was capable of having children.

Their Koran also says that it's OK to have sex with LIVESTOCK, as long as you don't sell the meat to people in your own village!!

They hate Jesus, isn't it obvious?

[SUV]

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JESUS, you just don't 'get' anything, do you?

[shert]

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I forgot to ask one more question:
What if the husband enjoys having sex with his wife, does that make him a sinner??

Also, when a woman stops having her period, which means she cannot get pregnant, does she stop having sex?? And if she doesn't, is she a sinner??

In general, when is it acceptable to have sex with the wife and when does it become a sin??

[shert]

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Thank you, Sister Thumper. Our Lord Jesus Christ intends for only one thing to enter a woman's cooter and that is the wedding tackle of a True Christian male. Furthermore, sex is solely for the purpose of raising God's army, not for pleasure.

So my questions are:

When the woman gets pregnant, does her husband stop having sex until she gives birth?? Then resume to get her pregnant again and stops once she gets pregnant??

Also, is it a sin to have pleasure with my own wife??

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Honestly, anyone who thinks tampon insertation to be in any way erotic has their wires crossed.

I can assure you folks, there is absolutely no joy to be had in putting in a tampon....nor in taking it out. It's actually pretty gross.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Why would it be a sin to stick a piece of cotton into your v****a? Tampons were indeed used in Biblical times, they simply weren't mentioned in the Bible.

If you can offer some proof of that, then post it. If you can't then go bake some cookies or something.

Do you even have a man's permission to be in this forum?

[MapesInmate (On Moderation)]

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Why would it be a sin to stick a piece of cotton into your v****a? Tampons were indeed used in Biblical times, they simply weren't mentioned in the Bible.

and tampons are certainly much better than pads- much more comfortable, can't even feel them!

[SUV]

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How could you come and Shout that Sinful Word here on our Godly Board? And in bold print! And, in a headline!

You had better Beeseech someone's Forgiveness and quick!

[Glendora Christianson]

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Satan's lil cotton fingers are indeed a sin. Using them is just like Ming.
Helpful, Sister Thumper

Thank you, Sister Thumper. Our Lord Jesus Christ intends for only one thing to enter a woman's cooter and that is the wedding tackle of a True Christian male. Furthermore, sex is solely for the purpose of raising God's army, not for pleasure.

As far as the original poster's question: Some things (Satan's Cotton Fingers) are so vile that Jesus didn't think they needed to be mentioned in the Bible. Lesbian bikers wrestling in chocolate pudding isn't in the Bible, but do you really think Jesus would approve?

[SinisterPizza]

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The tampon devil is cute, but I so do not want shoes made out of feminine hygiene products! I prefer to shop at Payless, thanks

[OnYourKnees]

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GLORY!

Helpful, Sister Thumper

Finally, a tampon that looks the way it should!!

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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Satan's lil cotton fingers are indeed a sin. Using them is just like Ming.

There are some fun arts and crafts you can make with feminine hygiene products though.

Here are a nifty pair of slippers, just in time for Easter. Instead of Christmas decorations you can decorate them for Easter! They also make great oraments and fun trinkets for your rear view mirror.

GLORY!

Helpful, Sister Thumper

[Deaner]

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Does it have to do with the "sticking something...up there" part of using tampons?

The grapic picture you just painted is not only offensive to Baby Jesus but rude and unecessary. Please remember where you are and practice appropriate sensitvity.

Tampons (or satan's little fingers) are abhorrent to Christ. They are just another tool of the feminazi's plan to replace the man as the head of the house and then replace Christ with some rug munching diesel dyke. Stay clear of them. Are you having your issue now? According to scripture you are not to be in contact with others as you are unclean...

Leviticus 15:19
And if a woman have an issue, and her issue in her flesh be blood, she shall be put apart seven days: and whosoever toucheth her shall be unclean until the even.

[Brother Temperance]

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I came across this http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0999/cotton.html on the site. I don't use tampons (I'd rather not get Toxic Shock), I prefer pads instead, but why exactly are they a sin? the article doesn't exactly say. Were tampons mentioned in the bible at all, or invented yet? Does it have to do with the "sticking something...up there" part of using tampons? I don't know, I've never heard of this before.

Because they go against the Lord's will. God wants women to have their sorrow greatly multiplied. To quote one of my favourite 3:16s in the whole Bible:
Genesis 3:16 Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.

Tampons decrease the effects of God's curse, therefore, they go against His will.

[SinisterPizza]

I came across this http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0999/cotton.html on the site. I don't use tampons (I'd rather not get Toxic Shock), I prefer pads instead, but why exactly are they a sin? the article doesn't exactly say. Were tampons mentioned in the bible at all, or invented yet? Does it have to do with the "sticking something...up there" part of using tampons? I don't know, I've never heard of this before.