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  • Marshall
    Righteous and Patriotic
    Highest body count at the VFW
    True Christian™
    • Oct 2006
    • 3322

    #1

    A letter I received from a concerned parent.

    I thought this could be a good discussion topic for those well versed in the Lords Word. I am confident this subject has come up at Concerned Christian Parenthood meetings.

    (paraphrased and condensed)
    Dear Pastor Wiseman,
    My daughter has recently started her menstual troubles. How can I let her know how much Jesus hates that sort of thing?
    (signed)
    XXXXXXXX

    I reminded the parent that initially, all women are hated by Jesus, not just young whores and that with proper praying and tithing even the most wretched monthly sinner could find favor in Jesus sweet arms regardless of age. I gave this parent the address for sending tithes and deeds to Landovers main church and told her to stay strong in Christ lest He smite the little tart dead as a Democrats soul.

    Would anyone care to add anything? This subject comes up in letters to me all the time and I was wondering how many others get similar concerns from the parents of up and coming sluts.
    God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.
  • Larry Lee
    Predestinated Servant of Jesus Christ by the Will of God
    True Christian™ Theologian
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 4464

    #2
    Re: A letter I received from a concerned parent.

    Jesus couldn't have said it better Himself, Brother
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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556

      #3
      Re: A letter I received from a concerned parent.

      Well I like to add in such cases that since these little harlots have gone to so much trouble to advertise their depravity to the Lord, that their parents get them busy with chores and training to serve their future husbands. It goes without saying that by the time a girl choses to bleed out of her genitals, she ought to be able to break down, clean and reassemble any weapon in her father's arsenal blindfolded, but can she bake a decent pie? Can she pour a beer with the correct amount of head? Can she gut and skin a deer in under an hour?

      Idol hands are the devils' playthings. Once these little sinners start down the path of genital depravity, how far off can the sin of Onan be?

      Praise Jesus and God Bless Pastor Marshall.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Bobby-Joe
        Landover Security Superviser
        Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
        NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 18405

        #4
        Re: A letter I received from a concerned parent.

        I've been told women stop bleeding when the have insufficient body fat. Maybe starvation and hard work is the way to put these proto harlots in Jesus' good graces before depravity sets in?

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        • SalvationSeeker
          True Christian™ Theologian
          Forum Member
          • Sep 2006
          • 3892

          #5
          Re: A letter I received from a concerned parent.

          Well said, brothers.
          The curse of blood prove something every True Christian surely know, and that every unsaved would do well to know:
          Women are inherently sinful!

          Before Jesus sacrifice..
          Women suffering the curse of blood would bring a sin offering to the priest on the eight day since her vile flow stopped:

          But if she be cleansed of her issue, then she shall number to herself seven days, and after that she shall be clean.
          And on the eighth day she shall take unto her two turtles, or two young pigeons, and bring them unto the priest, to the door of the tabernacle of the congregation.
          Leviticus 15:28-29

          But with Jesus, we had the perfect sacrifice and no longer sacrifices for our sins..
          When Jesus offered Himself for the sins of the world, He made one perfect sacrifice, and changed all that.
          GLORY!

          And every priest standeth daily ministering and offering oftentimes the same sacrifices, which can never take away sins:
          But this man, after he had offered one sacrifice for sins for ever, sat down on the right hand of God;
          From henceforth expecting till his enemies be made his footstool.
          Hebrews 10:11-13

          Thus we can also draw the conclusion that since offerings where made for the vile flow of blood..
          IT IS A SIN! And not "natural" as the unsaved would have most people think!
          Thus it proves that women are inherently more sinful than men. They sin regularly!
          This is, in turn, proven by the fact that women have a big part in the fact that men are unclean from birth:
          How then can man be justified with God? Or how can he be clean that is born of a woman?
          Job 25:4

          The inherently sinful nature of women pollute every man born from them.
          (Just as the first woman polluted the first man Adam, the only man not born of a woman, by fooling him into eating that apple!)
          And only Jesus Christ and the baptism can wash such a sin away.


          We must repent for our sin of being born of women.. Of being vile humans. (Luke 14:26 & John 12:25)
          And women must also stop sinning by bleeding from their nasty parts!
          This is something most FALSE "Christians" would never even think about doing, and it is another reason they are going straight to hell!

          Praise Jesus!
          Last edited by SalvationSeeker; 04-06-2007, 02:45 PM.
          If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
          A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
          Proverbs 9:12-13

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          • Alexia
            Unsaved Foreign Trash
            Dumb broad who keeps changing her email address
            Interests: Interests: Witchcraft, fornication, ritual sacrifice,
            and spectacularly silly pop music.
            • Mar 2007
            • 188

            #6
            Re: A letter I received from a concerned parent.

            Em Lovely point there. But how do we have children if we don't menstrate?
            One Love, One Pain, One enemy.

            Found you out ? I thought so. Funny people. Funny.

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            • OnYourKnees
              On Extended Furlough
              True Christian™
              • Nov 2006
              • 4729

              #7
              Re: A letter I received from a concerned parent.

              Originally posted by Alexia View Post
              Em Lovely point there. But how do we have children if we don't menstrate?
              A Godly True Christian woman only ovulates in the presence of her True Christian husband, that she may raise up Warriors for Christ.

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              • Bobby-Joe
                Landover Security Superviser
                Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 18405

                #8
                Re: A letter I received from a concerned parent.

                Originally posted by Alexia View Post
                Em Lovely point there. But how do we have children if we don't menstrate?
                Alexia, here you are showing your depravity; "how do we have children if we don't menstruate". No, it should be "how can we have children for Jesus unless Jesus has us menstruate". You menstruate for yourself and not for Christ, and that is why it is sinful.

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                • Alexia
                  Unsaved Foreign Trash
                  Dumb broad who keeps changing her email address
                  Interests: Interests: Witchcraft, fornication, ritual sacrifice,
                  and spectacularly silly pop music.
                  • Mar 2007
                  • 188

                  #9
                  Re: A letter I received from a concerned parent.

                  Depravity isn't Quite the word I woulds be using there, but.. okay. Why does Jesus allow the Non-Christians to menstrate so they can't have children who do not follow HIM?
                  One Love, One Pain, One enemy.

                  Found you out ? I thought so. Funny people. Funny.

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                  • Bobby-Joe
                    Landover Security Superviser
                    Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                    NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 18405

                    #10
                    Re: A letter I received from a concerned parent.

                    Originally posted by Alexia View Post
                    Depravity isn't Quite the word I woulds be using there, but.. okay. Why does Jesus allow the Non-Christians to menstrate so they can't have children who do not follow HIM?
                    Why does Jesus allow sinners to sin and damn themselves to Hell? Because Jesus wants everyone to love Him, so they need to prove it by accepting Him unconditionally with only the limited evidence He even exists. That way He knows we love Him as much as He loves us.

                    If you really loved Jesus would find a way to stop menstruating right now!

                    Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                    • SalvationSeeker
                      True Christian™ Theologian
                      Forum Member
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 3892

                      #11
                      Re: A letter I received from a concerned parent.

                      Originally posted by Alexia View Post
                      Em Lovely point there. But how do we have children if we don't menstrate?
                      The two aren't really related in the way you unsaved think..
                      Let me explain how it works:

                      Do pregnant women suffer the curse of blood? No.
                      Thus; Jesus wants women to be pregnant, and when you are, He will reward you by granting you a respite from your sinful bleeding.
                      So to remain as clean as possible; women should try to be pregnant year round! Every day!
                      It is the Christian thing to do, Alexia.. The Holy Bible says:

                      And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it:
                      And have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth.
                      Genesis 1:28

                      Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                      1 Timothy 2:15

                      And as True Christians don't sin (1 John 3:6) and the curse of blood is a sin (Lev 15:28-29)...
                      Women should be pregnant ALL THE TIME if they are truly Saved! (1 Timothy 2:15)
                      A woman just isn't complete when not fullfiling her role as a child factory ruled over by her Godly husband.
                      Without a husband to rule you (as decided by God in Gen 3:16), it is as if you women have no head (literally too! )
                      But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ;
                      And the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
                      1 Corinthians 11:3
                      If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                      A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                      Proverbs 9:12-13

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