I thought this could be a good discussion topic for those well versed in the Lords Word. I am confident this subject has come up at Concerned Christian Parenthood meetings.
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Dear Pastor Wiseman,
My daughter has recently started her menstual troubles. How can I let her know how much Jesus hates that sort of thing?
(signed)
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I reminded the parent that initially, all women are hated by Jesus, not just young whores and that with proper praying and tithing even the most wretched monthly sinner could find favor in Jesus sweet arms regardless of age. I gave this parent the address for sending tithes and deeds to Landovers main church and told her to stay strong in Christ lest He smite the little tart dead as a Democrats soul.
Would anyone care to add anything? This subject comes up in letters to me all the time and I was wondering how many others get similar concerns from the parents of up and coming sluts.
(paraphrased and condensed)
Dear Pastor Wiseman,
My daughter has recently started her menstual troubles. How can I let her know how much Jesus hates that sort of thing?
(signed)
XXXXXXXX
I reminded the parent that initially, all women are hated by Jesus, not just young whores and that with proper praying and tithing even the most wretched monthly sinner could find favor in Jesus sweet arms regardless of age. I gave this parent the address for sending tithes and deeds to Landovers main church and told her to stay strong in Christ lest He smite the little tart dead as a Democrats soul.
Would anyone care to add anything? This subject comes up in letters to me all the time and I was wondering how many others get similar concerns from the parents of up and coming sluts.



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