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  • MapesInmate
    Foul Sinner on Moderation
    • Mar 2007
    • 43

    #1

    Please, think of the intelligence.

    My 13 year old sister is having the abstinence-only classes soon. And I am very upset because these abstinence classes are very innaccurate, which is a danger to public and sexual health.

    First, they skip over parts of genitalia. For girls they didn't mention the clitoris, hymen, vulva, or labia. They didn't mention the foreskin for boys. Shouldn't teenagers be told what they have "down there"?

    Second, they teach that condoms are only 20% effective at preventing pregnancies and 11% effective at preventing HIV. Apparently condoms are porous and cannot prevent HIV transmission. This is a very incorrect statement and only causes more pregnancies and STD transmissions when condoms are not used.

    Third, they say that porn causes people to molest little children. This is blatantly incorrect.

    Fourth, they teach that all "first times" are rapes. This is not true.

    Fifth, they don't mention other forms of birth control, such as the pill, the shot, or spermicides.

    Sixth, they teach that dating started when teens had cars. Dating started hundreds of thousands of years ago, when we humans first evolved.

    Please, you parents of Landover Baptist, this is a horrible travesty as our children are being lied to. Please think of the children.

    For more information about this horror, please go tohttp://www.plannedparenthood.com/.
  • Bobby-Joe
    Landover Security Superviser
    Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
    NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 18405

    #2
    Re: Please, think of the intelligence.

    Originally posted by MapesInmate View Post
    Third, they say that porn causes people to molest little children. This is blatantly incorrect.
    Friend,

    Internet porn causes homosexuality since you have sex with a man (yourself) Homers are well know rapers of little girls.

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    • MapesInmate
      Foul Sinner on Moderation
      • Mar 2007
      • 43

      #3
      Re: Please, think of the intelligence.

      Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
      Friend,

      Internet porn causes homosexuality since you have sex with a man (yourself) Homers are well know rapers of little girls.
      I am a female.

      And why would a homosexual man rape a young girl?

      And I know women who watch porn too.

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      • Marshall
        Righteous and Patriotic
        Highest body count at the VFW
        True Christian™
        • Oct 2006
        • 3322

        #4
        Re: Please, think of the intelligence.

        Pornography encourages Homosexuality, promiscuosity, self "exploration" and helps dull the natural defenses of people and reduces their ability to ward off unnatural urges like rape and gay sex.

        The only thing little girls need to know is how much Jesus wants them to stay Virgins until a Godly man marries them and allows them to please him and create babies as God intended. They have no legitimate reason to know the fancy terms sciensatanists have given their nasty little potty parts. As long as they leave it alone is doesn't matter what the individual parts are called.

        Condoms are pre-sex abortions that you can wear. Jesus hates them. Spermicides kill sperm and God said every sperm is sacred and a potential future Christian. The pill is straight from Satan. Killing babies isn't a good thing.

        Before cars kids could exactly pick each other up for a date now could they? The most they could do was meet at Church functions where parents and more importantly, church elders could keep them apart and keep a Godly eye on them.

        Planned Parenthood promotes baby slaughter.
        God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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        • MapesInmate
          Foul Sinner on Moderation
          • Mar 2007
          • 43

          #5
          Re: Please, think of the intelligence.

          Originally posted by Marshall View Post
          Pornography encourages Homosexuality, promiscuosity, self "exploration" and helps dull the natural defenses of people and reduces their ability to ward off unnatural urges like rape and gay sex.

          The only thing little girls need to know is how much Jesus wants them to stay Virgins until a Godly man marries them and allows them to please him and create babies as God intended. They have no legitimate reason to know the fancy terms sciensatanists have given their nasty little potty parts. As long as they leave it alone is doesn't matter what the individual parts are called.

          Condoms are pre-sex abortions that you can wear. Jesus hates them. Spermicides kill sperm and God said every sperm is sacred and a potential future Christian. The pill is straight from Satan. Killing babies isn't a good thing.

          Before cars kids could exactly pick each other up for a date now could they? The most they could do was meet at Church functions where parents and more importantly, church elders could keep them apart and keep a Godly eye on them.

          Planned Parenthood promotes baby slaughter.
          Planned Parenthood promotes health.

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          • Mrs. Mary Whitford
            Ladies of Landover Senior VP
            One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
            Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
            True Christian™
            • Dec 2006
            • 12414

            #6
            Re: Please, think of the intelligence.

            Originally posted by MapesInmate View Post
            Planned Parenthood promotes health.
            I'm sure all those unborn babies they've helped murder feel really healthy.
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            • Marshall
              Righteous and Patriotic
              Highest body count at the VFW
              True Christian™
              • Oct 2006
              • 3322

              #7
              Re: Please, think of the intelligence.

              More like "Planned Infanticide". Or "Anything But Parenthood".

              They promote birth control and using Abortion to murder fetuses that Jesus wants to be born. When there are no consequences of premarital sex then they are promoting that too. They encourage girls to fornicate freely and engage in sexual congress which is nasty.
              They are in direct violation of Gods Will and they need to just stop it and let the little sluts have the babies like Jesus intends.
              Just imagine, millions of baby corpses a year. You're sick if you think it's okay.
              God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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              • MapesInmate
                Foul Sinner on Moderation
                • Mar 2007
                • 43

                #8
                Re: Please, think of the intelligence.

                Originally posted by Marshall View Post
                More like "Planned Infanticide". Or "Anything But Parenthood".

                They promote birth control and using Abortion to murder fetuses that Jesus wants to be born. When there are no consequences of premarital sex then they are promoting that too. They encourage girls to fornicate freely and engage in sexual congress which is nasty.
                They are in direct violation of Gods Will and they need to just stop it and let the little sluts have the babies like Jesus intends.
                Just imagine, millions of baby corpses a year. You're sick if you think it's okay.
                So, women in third-world countries (or here in America!) cannot use birth control to save their own lives and the lives of others around them? You're sick if you're against that.

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                • Marshall
                  Righteous and Patriotic
                  Highest body count at the VFW
                  True Christian™
                  • Oct 2006
                  • 3322

                  #9
                  Re: Please, think of the intelligence.

                  So killing babies saves lives?

                  You need to put the bong down and take a big toke of Jesus.

                  If Jesus wanted people in third world cesspools to live He wouldn't be smiting them down with the AIDS by the millions.
                  God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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                  • MapesInmate
                    Foul Sinner on Moderation
                    • Mar 2007
                    • 43

                    #10
                    Re: Please, think of the intelligence.

                    Originally posted by Marshall View Post
                    So killing babies saves lives?

                    You need to put the bong down and take a big toke of Jesus.

                    If Jesus wanted people in third world cesspools to live He wouldn't be smiting them down with the AIDS by the millions.
                    It saves the mothers' lives, and it doesn't allow the fetus to be born into a cesspit of poverty and crime.

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                    • Brother Temperance
                      Senior Usher
                      True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                      A very nice young man
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 15621

                      #11
                      Re: Please, think of the intelligence.

                      Originally posted by MapesInmate View Post
                      My 13 year old sister is having the abstinence-only classes soon. And I am very upset because these abstinence classes are very innaccurate, which is a danger to public and sexual health.

                      First, they skip over parts of genitalia. For girls they didn't mention the clitoris...
                      The what now?
                      O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                      God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                      • Talitha
                        Deaconess
                        Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                        True Christian™
                        • Mar 2026
                        • 15118

                        #12
                        Re: Please, think of the intelligence.

                        I'm not at all sure that our Godly Menfolk should be reading all this nonsense about Lady-Parts.
                        The Cooter is Mankind's worst abomination and the cause of Humanities downfall.

                        After having my Daughter I happened upon a picture of what was supposed to be my "Reproductive system".
                        Let me tell you, I was horrified!!!
                        I had the Devil within me!
                        What I was shown resembled the Head of a Goat..........
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                        I had it all removed straight away.
                        I had to kill that Goat as my Sin Offering.

                        Leviticus 14-16 tells:
                        And he shall take of the blood of the bullock, and sprinkle it with his finger upon the mercy seat eastward; and before the mercy seat shall he sprinkle of the blood with his finger seven times.Then shall he kill the goat of the sin offering, that is for the people, and bring his blood within the vail, and do with that blood as he did with the blood of the bullock, and sprinkle it upon the mercy seat, and before the mercy seat: And he shall make an atonement for the holy place, because of the uncleanness of the children of Israel, and because of their transgressions in all their sins: and so shall he do for the tabernacle of the congregation, that remaineth among them in the midst of their uncleanness.



                        .

                        Sister Talitha

                        Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                        HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                        being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                        • Marshall
                          Righteous and Patriotic
                          Highest body count at the VFW
                          True Christian™
                          • Oct 2006
                          • 3322

                          #13
                          Re: Please, think of the intelligence.

                          See what happens when Jesus gets upset over Abortion and sinful lifestyles?
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                          God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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                          • MapesInmate
                            Foul Sinner on Moderation
                            • Mar 2007
                            • 43

                            #14
                            Re: Please, think of the intelligence.

                            Originally posted by Sister Talitha View Post
                            I'm not at all sure that our Godly Menfolk should be reading all this nonsense about Lady-Parts.
                            The Cooter is Mankind's worst abomination and the cause of Humanities downfall.

                            After having my Daughter I happened upon a picture of what was supposed to be my "Reproductive system".
                            Let me tell you, I was horrified!!!
                            I had the Devil within me!
                            What I was shown resembled the Head of a Goat..........
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                            I had it all removed straight away.
                            I had to kill that Goat as my Sin Offering.

                            Leviticus 14-16 tells:
                            And he shall take of the blood of the bullock, and sprinkle it with his finger upon the mercy seat eastward; and before the mercy seat shall he sprinkle of the blood with his finger seven times.Then shall he kill the goat of the sin offering, that is for the people, and bring his blood within the vail, and do with that blood as he did with the blood of the bullock, and sprinkle it upon the mercy seat, and before the mercy seat: And he shall make an atonement for the holy place, because of the uncleanness of the children of Israel, and because of their transgressions in all their sins: and so shall he do for the tabernacle of the congregation, that remaineth among them in the midst of their uncleanness.


                            .
                            ....

                            You had your reproductive organs removed because they looked like a goat?

                            Stupidest thing I've ever heard.

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                            • Enobarbus
                              Professor of English Landover University
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 3496

                              #15
                              Re: Please, think of the intelligence.

                              Originally posted by MapesInmate View Post
                              It saves the mothers' lives, and it doesn't allow the fetus to be born into a cesspit of poverty and crime.
                              So we should murder all those who live in poverty and in high crime areas?
                              Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

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