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  • eliot mayfield
    God Squad
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 9324

    #1

    Chav worse than Goth

    In doing a paper on the various ways our youth get lured into Hell bound ways, I came across this group. Brothers and sisters pray to God Almighty these folks stay in England.
    Here are some of the sub groups:Chavs, Hoodies, Neds, Townies, Kevs, Charvers, Steeks, Spides, Bazzas, Yarcos, Ratboys, Skangers, Scutters, Janners, Stigs, Scallies, Hood Rats,



    This is what a typical "Chavette" Looks like. They are unemployed and have teen sex. They are undesireable and if you see one on our soil, notifythe DOF ASAP!
    Matthew:
    5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
    5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
    10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
    10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78551

    #2
    Re: Chav worse than Goth

    I have never run across this sort of unsaved vermin here in Godly Freehold. Please continue to keep us up-to-date on your findings.

    He looks like a fat circus clown to me.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • Glendora Christianson
      Spiritual Mother of LBC
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 2329

      #3
      Re: Chav worse than Goth

      I googled a few of those group names and came up with a few instructional videos. As for the Chavs, I doubt they would survive the homer bashers here in Godly Freehold.



      As far as I can tell, Skangers http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...=skanger&hl=en are just tards that flunked out of special ed. Either way, I'd prefer to not invite them to church.
      Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.

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      • Andreas
        Unsaved Atheist Nazi Trash
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 249

        #4
        Re: Chav worse than Goth

        I think one of these dreadful chavs is a character in hellbound British sickcom Little Britain. It is disgusting.
        Soon in Christ

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        • Ixi
          Wretched Unsaved Goth
          Ixi, have you done your homework yet?
          • Sep 2006
          • 844

          #5
          Re: Chav worse than Goth

          I think there is nothing wrong with her. It's just her style.
          A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.

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          • Bobby-Joe
            Landover Security Superviser
            Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
            NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 18405

            #6
            Re: Chav worse than Goth

            Originally posted by Ixi View Post
            I think there is nothing wrong with her. It's just her style.
            and her continuing stream of anti-Christian statements? Is that "nothing wrong with her" Ixi?

            When will the hate end Ixi?

            When?

            Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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            Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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            • Jesus is Lord
              Devout seeker of the Truth™
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 639

              #7
              Re: Chav worse than Goth

              Originally posted by Ixi View Post
              I think there is nothing wrong with her. It's just her style.
              Just her style? The issue is her "style" is an afront to God and Jesus and will lead her directly to Hell!

              There is something wrong with her, majorly wrong. She isn't Truly Saved(tm). You also have this problem. Not being Truly Saved(tm) is a big problem as it leads to eternal torture in Hell.

              Repent and get right with the Lord and His favorite church before Jesus tires of your blasphemy and dropkicks you into Hell.
              The Big-Bang: GOD spoke and, BANG, the universe was formed.
              Genesis 1:1 - In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.
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              • Pastor Isaac Peters
                Senior Pastor
                Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                Always Biblically correct
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 10639

                #8
                Re: Chav worse than Goth

                Originally posted by Ixi View Post
                I think there is nothing wrong with her. It's just her style.
                Then what quarrel do you have with us? Isn't it "just our style" that we're Saved® True Christians™ (unlike you) and that we're on our way to Heaven (again, unlike you)?
                This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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                • Rain
                  Youthful soldier of Christ
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 86

                  #9
                  Re: Chav worse than Goth

                  Chavs worse than goths?? Well both are Unsaved, hellbound sinners, so no need to worry there. In Christ's name I hope that the Chav menace stays here in England!! Filthy unsaved scum offending the Lord have no place in the Godly United States.

                  ~Rain

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                  • Petal
                    LBC psychiatric outpatient. Progressing nicely.
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 991

                    #10
                    Re: Chav worse than Goth

                    Originally posted by Miss.Rain View Post
                    In Christ's name I hope that the Chav menace stays here in England!! Filthy unsaved scum offending the Lord have no place in the Godly United States.
                    amens, Miss.Rain . i been learnin all abouts chaffin chavs , but there somethin i not unnerstand abouts them



                    why do they commits them burberry abuses? an is Miss.Kate Moss a chav by burberry abuse associ-a-shuns?

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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78551

                      #11
                      Re: Chav worse than Goth

                      Originally posted by Rain View Post
                      Chavs worse than goths?? Well both are Unsaved, hellbound sinners, so no need to worry there. In Christ's name I hope that the Chav menace stays here in England!! Filthy unsaved scum offending the Lord have no place in the Godly United States.

                      ~Rain
                      Have no fear, Sister Rain. If any chavery made an appearance on the godly shores of America, they'd be a laughing stock. Even goths would temporarily snap out of their self-indulgent depression to point and guffaw. To Americans, a chav is nothing more than a clown.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • SalvationSeeker
                        True Christian™ Theologian
                        Forum Member
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 3892

                        #12
                        Re: Chav worse than Goth

                        Chavs are nothing short of an affront to the LORD:

                        "And it shall come to pass in the day of the LORD's sacrifice, that I will punish the princes, and the king's children, and all such as are clothed with strange apparel."
                        Zephaniah 1:8

                        Their clothing would certainly fall under strange apparel...
                        If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                        A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                        Proverbs 9:12-13

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                        • Brother_Mike
                          True Christian™
                          Forum Member
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 105

                          #13
                          Re: Chav worse than Goth

                          They are almost as perverted as emos.
                          Me
                          Got Jesus?

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                          • Talitha
                            Deaconess
                            Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2025
                            • 15118

                            #14
                            Re: Chav worse than Goth

                            Originally posted by Brother_Mike View Post
                            They are almost as perverted as emos.
                            I agree Mikey.
                            It's a shame they don't just all get together in one Bathroom and slit each others wrists.

                            It'll be the one and only time their Dad won't mind them using his Razor.

                            Sister Talitha

                            Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                            HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                            being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                            • Pastor Ezekiel
                              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                               
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 78551

                              #15
                              Re: Chav worse than Goth

                              Originally posted by Sister Talitha View Post
                              I agree Mikey.
                              It's a shame they don't just all get together in one Bathroom and slit each others wrists.

                              It'll be the one and only time their Dad won't mind them using his Razor.
                              Praise Jesus Sister Talitha! You have just ...I mean Jesus has just given me an idea.

                              LBC can start a new ministry to the goth/emo/chav/whatever deathcult homers out there. We can set up black tents next to their concerts or "raves", and invite them in for free razor blades and suicide.

                              By providing a clean, safe place to express themselves, we will be helping them and Jesus at the same time. And the beauty of it is, the liebrals can't complain about it! Our ministry would be no diffrent than the homers handing out free condoms to encourage sodomy, or the demoncrats handing out free needles to shoot marijuana with. PRAISE JESUS!!
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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