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  • #76
    Re: Is it wrong to hate Homosexerals

    It turns out that "sister Jenny D" has been picked up for questioning in the case. Ever since she burned her own females-only motel to the ground, she's been acting strangely and her movements cannot be accounted for by our Security people.

    I think with a healthy LOve Offering to Landover Baptist, this whole mess could just go away Miss Lola.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • #77
      Re: Is it wrong to hate Homosexerals

      Good and Fair Pastor I will do what ever is needed ,just tell me and its as good as done

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      • #78
        Re: Is it wrong to hate Homosexerals

        I just got back here to the ol Motel 6 from my job over next to the river. Marge and Pastor Mick was at the bus stop waitin for me and they said I aint gotta work tomorrow and they called my boss and he said ok. They said I gotta come over to the church tomorrow mornin and see those Boston guys but Pastor Mick will make sure I wont be out the money from not workin. Aint that nice?

        Lola I didnt do nothin bad and I sure dont want to go back to Mount Pleasant correctional Im so scared. Aint no way Pastor Merle woulda give me that newspaper in my emails if it werent real. He knew I was frettin about you you know never being able to get married again while that fat nancy Jim was still breathiin and he just wanted me to know I aint gotta worry no more about you bein all the time strapped to that. Pastor Merles hes a straite shooter for sure. And Marge always said Mikey were Pastor Merles favorite cousin thats why he went and visited him so much and thats why the church phone bill was so big cause they talked to one another all the time for hours on end sometimes all night even. Aint no way he had nothin to do with that fat nancy Jim a yours anyhoo cause Pastor Merle never would a let Mikey be that way cause he were Merles cousin and Pastor Merles a Godly Baptist minister. Ill tell them fellers from Boston that too. What in the heck do they want with the church phone bill anyhoo? Maybe they can just pay it and Marge wont be mad at Pastor Merle no more.
        GOT DEMONS? WE CAN HELP! THEY'RE EVERYWHERE AND YOU DON'T HAVE TO FIGHT THEM ALONE! JESUS WANTS YOU TO BE RID OF THEM ONCE AND FOR ALL! YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO IT ALONE! LET US HELP YOU RIGHT AWAY!

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        • #79
          Re: Is it wrong to hate Homosexerals

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
          It turns out that "sister Jenny D" has been picked up for questioning in the case. Ever since she burned her own females-only motel to the ground, she's been acting strangely and her movements cannot be accounted for by our Security people.

          I think with a healthy LOve Offering to Landover Baptist, this whole mess could just go away Miss Lola.

          Pastor Ezekiel I was just reading what Emil said when I say what you wrote .Sister Jenny D who the heck did she get mixed up in this? Was she in Boston to?

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          • #80
            Re: Is it wrong to hate Homosexerals

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            It turns out that "sister Jenny D" has been picked up for questioning in the case. Ever since she burned her own females-only motel to the ground, she's been acting strangely and her movements cannot be accounted for by our Security people.

            I think with a healthy LOve Offering to Landover Baptist, this whole mess could just go away Miss Lola.
            Hey Pastor Zeke thats funny you say Sister Jenny D cause Marge said she met some young gal by that name from Free Hold at the football brunch Saturday mornin and she give some envelope that said southwest on it to Pastor Merle and he took off for Arizona right after that. Musta been a tithe. Wish I coulda met Jenny D cause I never met any one from Free Hold before least not in person.

            But anyhoo Pastor Zeke Im gonna get some money on a week after this Friday and then Ill make a love offering to Landover Baptist too that way Lola wont have to give so much cause she got them 2 little men to feed all by her self now. How can I send my money to you Pastor Zeke cause I know you need it to make all this problems go away forever and ever amen.

            Dear Jesus please help Lola and Pastor Zeke and Pastor Merle to make all this problems go away. I know there prayiin real hard too and look after them 2 little guys that fat nancy Jim left behind for Lola to look after all by her lonesome.
            GOT DEMONS? WE CAN HELP! THEY'RE EVERYWHERE AND YOU DON'T HAVE TO FIGHT THEM ALONE! JESUS WANTS YOU TO BE RID OF THEM ONCE AND FOR ALL! YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO IT ALONE! LET US HELP YOU RIGHT AWAY!

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            • #81
              Re: Is it wrong to hate Homosexerals

              Pastor Ezekiel
              Monday I have to go see Jim's layer ,His Pa said Jim left me and the kids a life insurance policy. Pastor you are a real smart feller ,what does double indemnity mean?Jim's Pa said some thing about 150 large and maybe 300 large whats that mean?I asked brother Remy to in case you are busy and cant answer.


              Pastor is there a trailer park in Freehold? Is lot rent real expensive?
              I am saving all my tips from work and some day I hope to have some cash to move up there if its OK with you and the other members of the LBC.
              Them maybe if I study real hard I can be a true Christian like you.
              Well after I find me a husband and get baptised.But we got to keep that husband stuff a secrete I don't want to scare off you know who

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              • #82
                Re: Is it wrong to hate Homosexerals

                Originally posted by Emil Sledge View Post
                Hey Pastor Zeke thats funny you say Sister Jenny D cause Marge said she met some young gal by that name from Free Hold at the football brunch Saturday mornin and she give some envelope that said southwest on it to Pastor Merle and he took off for Arizona right after that. Musta been a tithe. Wish I coulda met Jenny D cause I never met any one from Free Hold before least not in person.

                But anyhoo Pastor Zeke Im gonna get some money on a week after this Friday and then Ill make a love offering to Landover Baptist too that way Lola wont have to give so much cause she got them 2 little men to feed all by her self now. How can I send my money to you Pastor Zeke cause I know you need it to make all this problems go away forever and ever amen.

                Dear Jesus please help Lola and Pastor Zeke and Pastor Merle to make all this problems go away. I know there prayiin real hard too and look after them 2 little guys that fat nancy Jim left behind for Lola to look after all by her lonesome.
                Emil I aint real sure whats going on no more. Is Jenny a cousin of Pastor Merills to.

                And you sure are a sweet man for trying to help me with my offering to the church that Pastor Ezekeil said I should make.

                And thank you for the prayer

                Love Lola

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