[Emil Sledge]

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Emil, don't forget to visit the doctor like we discussed. You want to be sure everything's working right!

Rev. Rodimer I called the doctor seein if I could get in there today for that vastecomy but they say I cant get in till Friday still I called a nother and same story. I might be in DesMoin end a this week anyhoo so maybe I can come to a doctor in Freehold and git er done then? Theres gotta be doctors in Freehold that you could recomend. I think Lola shes thinkin we might even be in Freehold by Friday lookin to buy stuff for the new house so Im sure she could drop me off in Freehold for a little bit. Thanks Rev. M. Rodimer. I feel so nice knowin the folks like you at the LBC are frettin over me. I aint gonna cry I swear I aint. Well Im almost all the way packed up to leave the Motel 6 and move over to the room at the Hoiliday inn where they got a swimin pool inside and I am a real good swimmer and I got some real nice blue swimmin trunks that I use for showerin. Lola gonna be here in a couple hours so I gotta go say a few good byes to a couple folks even Hank who got me in trouble cause he didnt mean no harm. He likes that bar so I guess he must like hurtin from blue balls. I cant understand that but oh well.

[Lola Handcock]

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Emil
I was just pulled over by an Illinois State Police man fer going 90mph in a 65 zone. He sure was scared when he comes up to my window. He saw my shot gun and riffle in the easy rider riffle rack in the back window of my truck and made me get out and go to the front of the truck and spread eagle, Then he saw my 44 magnum pistol laying on the front seat and got real scared. That officer searched me right there on the side of the road and when he felt my money belt, he jumped back and pulled out his pistol. He made me take off my money belt and give to to him. When he saw what it was he put away his pistol .He asked me why I had so much money and how come I was driving so darn fast? So I told him the whole story about Jim and Mike. I told him about you and how I was heading for Davenport to pick you up so we could move to Freehold and become True Christians, Praise Jesus.
Well I talked to that officer fer all most an hour. He told me that in Illinois you had to have guns locked up in the back of the truck in a case. I told him I did not have a case so he followed me to this truck stop in Moline Illinois .They had what I needed so I bought a case to make that officer happy. How come this state don’t believe you can carry a gun, you sure can back home. I guess they don’t believe in the Constitution of the United States of America. They must have their own.
Well that nice police man said that if I promised to get out of the state of Illinois and never come back he would not give me a ticket. He said when I go back home to pick up the boys I should go through Missouri instead of Illinois. He said he had a real bad headache from talking to me. I wonder why?

Oh by the way Emil do not go to no doctor there isn’t anything wrong with you and you do not want to get a vasectomy !!!! Dang if that whyfi don’t work good I am sitting here in the parking to on the Internet. Anyhoo I will be there in a half an hour


YIC Lola

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Oh by the way Emil do not go to no doctor there isn’t anything wrong with you and you do not want to get a vasectomy !!!! Dang if that whyfi don’t work good I am sitting here in the parking to on the Internet. Anyhoo I will be there in a half an hour


YIC Lola

Of course he needs to see the doctor. It's very important that he make sure all his manly parts work right after that shameless hussy made him all sore.

You want to be sure everything's OK, don't you? What if that harlot gave him a disease from her filthy cooter?

I don't know the doctors in Freehold, but I'm sure one of the Pastors can recommend someone who will take very good care of Emil's manly parts and make sure everything works as it should!

[Lola Handcock]

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Emil do go to no doctor and get a vasectomy.That where they make a hole in your walnuts and fix it so you cant have little christian soldiers....I have checked at the Holiday Inn the man at the Motel 6 has my phone number and room number .Just call I will be there in 15 minutes .Lucky for me that i brung boysenberries with me from home cause the super market did not have none,but I got a real nice pot roast and supper is cooking.That super market sure is a big place they had all the stuff I needed except for the berries .We can order room service for Marge if she aint fond of pot roast.This Iowa sure seems like a nice place except it a little cold.Does it snow very much here?In Knob Hill we might get 1 or2 inches a year and it dont get too cold.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Emil do go to no doctor and get a vasectomy.That where they make a hole in your walnuts and fix it so you cant have little christian soldiers.

Emil, who are you going to believe? A woman who married a homersexual without even knowing it, or a Pastor?

And what of all the other fine Pastors at Landover, one of whom will recommend a doctor to see you?

Miss Lola is confused. She's thinking of "castration". Nobody wants to do any such thing to you, the good doctors just need to make sure all your man bits are OK after your encounter with the lap-dancing harlot.

Let's face it, Lola is a woman. She's very easily confused by big words.

Don't you worry, Landover's Pastors will recommend a fine doctor who will take very good care of you, and will make sure that you have plenty of Soldiers for Christ just as soon as it is God's Will for you to do so!

I hope you two have a lovely, romantic dinner. With your chaperone.

[Lola Handcock]

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Emil, who are you going to believe? A woman who married a homersexual without even knowing it, or a Pastor?

And what of all the other fine Pastors at Landover, one of whom will recommend a doctor to see you?

Miss Lola is confused. She's thinking of "castration". Nobody wants to do any such thing to you, the good doctors just need to make sure all your man bits are OK after your encounter with the lap-dancing harlot.

Let's face it, Lola is a woman. She's very easily confused by big words.

Don't you worry, Landover's Pastors will recommend a fine doctor who will take very good care of you, and will make sure that you have plenty of Soldiers for Christ just as soon as it is God's Will for you to do so!

I hope you two have a lovely, romantic dinner. With your chaperone.

For give me ,I am just a silly woman I get them confused castration and vasectomies YIC Lola

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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For give me ,I am just a silly woman I get them confused castration and vasectomies YIC Lola

No problem, Lola. You're a woman, we all understand your limitations.

Don't you worry, I'm sure God will give you more children after you've raised the two adorable little ones you already have!

[Lola Handcock]

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them aint my boys these are

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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them aint my boys these are

Does that girl have a tattoo on her arm?

[Lola Handcock]

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Does that girl have a tattoo on her arm?

Them is both boys and they are play tatoos,they cant get real ones till they are 18.That picture was taken last month.They both got good hair cuts now.They got mullets

[Emil Sledge]

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I aint never in all my years ate a pot roast better then what Miss Lola made for me tonight. She is for sure heven sent. Mashed taters and gravy and okra and grits and butter and then like that aint enough a boysenberrie pie too!

I sure do love this gal and I do mean to take her to wife just as soon as we can get a True Christian pastor in front a us. And aint she even easier on the eyes than even I thought. Sweet Jesus what did I do to deserve this wonderful lady? We was a little quiet at first but things sure got goin quick and we been laughin all evening. Why even Marge broke a big grin and I think she even tried to not laugh more then once.

Anyhoo I got all my stuff in my room down the hall here the other side a Marges room and shes tired as heck and she said she has to put me in my room and put some a that special tape on the door to seal me in so I dont come back to Lolas room after Marge goes to sleep. I would never do that.

I am a very happy man tonight with a very full belly and nothin but love in my heart for this gorjus gal Lola the future Mrs. Emil Sledge. Tomorrow we gotta go see my perole oficer and let him know Im a gonna move over to DesMoin but thats ok cause its still in Iowa right close to Freehold. I wanna get to bed just as soon as possible cause the sooner I get to sleep the sooner morning will be here and I get to spend the whole day with Miss Lola and Marge too.

I am real sleepy too gonna sleep tonight like I never sleeped before.

Thank you Jesus! I owe you BIG!

[Remy Lebeau]

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I agree. That vasectomy is a must, Mr. Rodimer. I cannot (and do not want to) imagine these two having offspring. Can you imagine it? The offspring of these two? I'm just taking into consideration the future bloodlines of the human race. You have to nip this kind of thing in the bud. The last thing we will tolerate is some mongoloid babies fraternizing with our normal healthy kids. We don't have a retard school here and I'll be damned if any public school children are going to be allowed to run wild around Freehold acting like single parented niglets with a sense of entitlement.

Edit: What I mean is that jezebel stripper might have transferred the AIDS or mongoloidism to him. I'm sure Emil and Lola don't want to have any demon babies. After going to that strip club and having a nasty cooter grinding all over Emil's private area I think there is a high chance he caught something and would have a mongoloid baby. We just want to make sure that God isn't mad at Emil because He tends to take it out on a man's descendants instead of the man himself. Yes, that is the sole reason I think those two would have mongoloid babies. There is definitely no reason other than that.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Them is both boys and they are play tatoos,they cant get real ones till they are 18.That picture was taken last month.They both got good hair cuts now.They got mullets

Oh, I'm sorry, I thought they were girls.

Miss Lola, tattoos are the work of the devil. You also allowed your boys to grow hair like girls. These are grave sins, and I'm a bit concerned.

It almost looks as if you are preparing your little boys for a lifetime as transexual prostitutes and eventual sacrifice to Satan! Did your homosexual former husband promote this? Maybe he confused you about these things, you poor confused woman!

I agree. That vasectomy is a must, Mr. Rodimer. I cannot (and do not want to) imagine these two having offspring. Can you imagine it? The offspring of these two?

Remy, I believe you mean that you cannot imagine them having beautiful babies until God wills it, and that the vasectomy will ensure that all of Emil's manly bits work as God intended and that God's Will is done in His time. Right?

Do you think Miss Lola should have a "tubal ligation" as well?

Lola, that's where a doctor checks to make sure your "fallopian tubes" are all clear and working right. Then he puts a special string on them, like a bow, wrapping them up like a present for God and Emil. God unwraps them when He wants you to have more babies.

It's like being a virgin again! Surely you want to be like a virgin for Emil, don't you?

[Lola Handcock]

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Remy, I believe you mean that you cannot imagine them having beautiful babies until God wills it, and that the vasectomy will ensure that all of Emil's manly bits work as God intended and that God's Will is done in His time. Right?

Do you think Miss Lola should have a "tubal ligation" as well?

Lola, that's where a doctor checks to make sure your "fallopian tubes" are all clear and working right. Then he puts a special string on them, like a bow, wrapping them up like a present for God and Emil. God unwraps them when He wants you to have more babies.

It's like being a virgin again! Surely you want to be like a virgin for Emil, don't you?

Well after last night my tubes are real clear and Emils parts seem to work just fine

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Well after last night my tubes are real clear and Emils parts seem to work just fine

WHAT?