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  • Phoenix Risen
    Has read every one of the Harry Potter books.
    Forum Member
    • Apr 2007
    • 184

    #1

    Adios

    You folks are too wierd. I'm going to join the Unitarians.
  • Brother Samuel
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Apr 2007
    • 72

    #2
    Re: Adios

    That's what they all say (minus the Unitarians). You'll come back. They always come back. You can't outrun the love (or wrath) of Jesus!!

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    • Star Finder
      Rock Worshipper
      • Sep 2006
      • 1092

      #3
      Re: Adios

      your post fills me with deep deep regret....

      that I was not able to abuse you longer or more often. Please stay so I won't feel so bad and I will have a chance to help you see the spirit that lives in the mountain.

      SF
      I am on the adventure of a lifetime! This is even better than the time I used the plastic stones!

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      • Bobby-Joe
        Landover Security Superviser
        Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
        NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 18405

        #4
        Re: Adios

        Originally posted by Phoenix Risen View Post
        You folks are too wierd. I'm going to join the Unitarians.
        Phoenix,

        Farwell until you return. Once you've had Jesus you can't go back.

        Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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        Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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        • SalvationSeeker
          True Christian™ Theologian
          Forum Member
          • Sep 2006
          • 3892

          #5
          Re: Adios

          Originally posted by Phoenix Risen View Post
          You folks are too wierd. I'm going to join the Unitarians.

          ..Because they only tell me what I want to hear. And I don't care if it's true or not, or if it's God's will or not.
          It's all about ME ME ME! And I want to feel special and selected by God even if I am not!
          There, I added your reasons why, so you don't have to explain yourself.

          For the time will come when they will not endure sound doctrine;
          But after their own lusts shall they heap to themselves teachers, having itching ears;
          2 Timothy 4:3
          If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
          A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
          Proverbs 9:12-13

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          • tommy
            Forum Member
            Forum Member
            • Oct 2006
            • 392

            #6
            Re: Adios

            Originally posted by Phoenix Risen View Post
            You folks are too wierd. I'm going to join the Unitarians.
            Cheerio!
            The Lord is a man of war: the Lord is his name.
            Exodus 15:3

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            • Brother Temperance
              Senior Usher
              True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
              A very nice young man
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 15621

              #7
              Re: Adios

              And this is what happens if you allow children (or simple-minded women, the two are largely similar) to have myspace accounts.
              O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



              God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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              • OnYourKnees
                On Extended Furlough
                True Christian™
                • Nov 2006
                • 4729

                #8
                Re: Adios

                Originally posted by Phoenix Risen View Post
                You folks are too wierd. I'm going to join the Unitarians.
                You do realize that Unitarians are basically atheists and agnostics who need someplace to go on Sunday, right?

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                • Enobarbus
                  Professor of English Landover University
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 3496

                  #9
                  Re: Adios

                  Originally posted by Phoenix Risen View Post
                  You folks are too wierd. I'm going to join the Unitarians.
                  You bite your cat and you call us weird? You can't even spell it properly because your brain has been addled by Satan.
                  Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

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                  • OnYourKnees
                    On Extended Furlough
                    True Christian™
                    • Nov 2006
                    • 4729

                    #10
                    Re: Adios

                    Originally posted by Enobarbus View Post
                    You bite your cat and you call us weird? You can't even spell it properly because your brain has been addled by Satan.
                    How did I miss that?
                    "I" before "E", except after "C", and when sounding like "A", as in "neighbor" and "weigh". Anything else would be "weird".

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                    • Enobarbus
                      Professor of English Landover University
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 3496

                      #11
                      Re: Adios

                      Originally posted by OnYourKnees View Post
                      How did I miss that?
                      I'm afraid that the full rule is much more complicated than that. Height, weight, eight, skein, science (if the letters are pronounced separately the rule doesn't apply), counterfeit, foreign, their, etc, etc, etc.
                      Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

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                      • Sista Lateefah
                        Honorary White Woman.
                        True Christian™
                        • Mar 2007
                        • 522

                        #12
                        Re: Adios

                        Originally posted by Phoenix Risen View Post
                        You folks are too wierd. I'm going to join the Unitarians.
                        Now the Spirit speaketh expressly, that in the latter times some shall depart from the faith, giving heed to seducing spirits, and doctrines of devils. - 1 Timothy 4:1

                        People like you was predicted in scripture. I hope you likes warm climates.
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                        "He went on CNN and he laughed at us, and he said, 'They'll never get me because Allah will protect me. Allah will protect me.' Well, you know what? I knew that my God was bigger than his. I knew that my God was a real God and his was an idol." - Lt. General William G. Boykin

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                        • Star Finder
                          Rock Worshipper
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 1092

                          #13
                          Re: Adios

                          Why is "R" the most important letter in the english alphabet?
                          I am on the adventure of a lifetime! This is even better than the time I used the plastic stones!

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                          • OnYourKnees
                            On Extended Furlough
                            True Christian™
                            • Nov 2006
                            • 4729

                            #14
                            Re: Adios

                            Originally posted by Star Finder View Post
                            Why is "R" the most important letter in the english alphabet?
                            I don't know, but I bet you're going to tell us.

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                            • Star Finder
                              Rock Worshipper
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 1092

                              #15
                              Re: Adios



                              Without it all your FRIENDS would be FIENDS!

                              I am on the adventure of a lifetime! This is even better than the time I used the plastic stones!

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