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  • Sista Lateefah
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    Re: Should I avoid crying when my husband disciplines me?

    Originally posted by Omerta View Post
    Your testing my patience, girl.
    Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth? - Galatians 4:16
    He died in a tragic accident. And you find it funny? It was a horrible thing. The man was a christain I hope you know.
    I often finds it humorous when the Lord decide to pour His wrath out on a depraveded sinner. And the way He had did it to this "man" just be proof that He do have a sense of humor! I said a prayer of thanks to Jesus aftah I had read about how He had killed that homer, because I had me a good laugh behind that! And I don't know what a "christain" be, but it do not matter, because that homer hippie be burnin' in Hell as we speak. PRAISE THE LORD!

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  • Homertard
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    You couldn't care less eh?

    THEN DON'T BRING IT UP!

    If I (Jesus) die you are forgiven. Yes, we are forgiven arn't we, bless Jesus.

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  • Homertard
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    Your testing my patience, girl.

    He died in a tragic accident. And you find it funny? It was a horrible thing. The man was a christain I hope you know.

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  • Sista Lateefah
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    Re: Should I avoid crying when my husband disciplines me?

    Originally posted by Omerta View Post
    Oh never mind. I just don't care . You've insulted a dead man who died horribly, and it's sick to the core.
    Has you evah seen The Wizard of Oz? I does not recommend it, because it be a homer movie. But it do have one important lesson, that the Lord drop houses on witches. Apparently, He drop buses on homer rock stars in the same way. How can you deny that the LORD had did it when He had dropped the bus on that sinner TWICE? Better repent befo'e the Lord decide to drop a bus on you the same way He did with yo homer friend.

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  • Virginia Day Templeton
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    Jesus died horribly, too—for YOUR sins. Does that mean anything to you? For the record, we couldn't care less if some long-haird freak got squished by a bus because he was too busy ogling photographs of naked mulatto altar boys in National Pornographic to realize it was about to crash.

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  • Homertard
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    Oh never mind. I just don't care . You've insulted a dead man who died horribly, and it's sick to the core.

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  • Bobby-Joe
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    Re: Should I avoid crying when my husband disciplines me?

    Originally posted by Omerta View Post
    Rob Halford has millions of fans, including me.

    Know and fear him, he is The Metal God.

    (That is his title, he's by oknow mean's a real God, just a brilliant musican)

    Devil music? I don't listen to devil music.
    You've just admitted to worshiping a false god. How is that not devil music?

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  • Homertard
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    Rob Halford has millions of fans, including me.

    Know and fear him, he is The Metal God.

    (That is his title, he's by oknow mean's a real God, just a brilliant musican)

    Devil music? I don't listen to devil music.

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  • Virginia Day Templeton
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    Re: Should I avoid crying when my husband disciplines me?

    Originally posted by Omerta View Post
    That's Cliff Burton, you little punk. Don't spit in the eye of a dead man. I warn you, Pastor, don't. It's not right to bring this into the situation.
    That's funny... our DOF files say it was written by Rob Halford, a proud and admitted homosexual. Seems you don't know your devil music as well as you think, boy.

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  • Bobby-Joe
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    Re: Should I avoid crying when my husband disciplines me?

    Originally posted by Omerta View Post
    That's Cliff Burton, you little punk. Don't spit in the eye of a dead man. I warn you, Pastor, don't. It's not right to bring this into the situation.
    Easy their friend, Sister Virgina is a woman and as such prone to silly outbursts.

    We thank you for removing that dead homer's poem from your signature though.

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  • Homertard
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    That's Cliff Burton, you little punk. Don't spit in the eye of a dead man. I warn you, Pastor, don't. It's not right to bring this into the situation.

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  • Virginia Day Templeton
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    Re: Should I avoid crying when my husband disciplines me?

    Originally posted by Omerta View Post
    My god, you guys really have got your selves lost havn't you. I can't be something I'm not.
    You got rid of that poem. Why? Was it written by a sodomite?

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  • Brother Temperance
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    Originally posted by Sista Lateefah View Post
    I had did some research on the picture, and it turn out that it be a grave of this homer from the satanist band Metallica. Apparently, the Lord had killed him by droppedin' a bus on him - twice! Them defiant sinners done tried to undo God's wrath, so He droppeded that bus on the homer AGAIN! They's lucky the Lord was feelin' merciful and din't drop it on them all. I woulda given anythang to be there to see that. I barely able to keep from laughin' just thinkin' about it!
    I think we can all learn a valuable lesson from this uplifting story: always avoid Sweden, at all costs.

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  • Sista Lateefah
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    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    Your pathetic denials mean nothing to Jesus. He watches you approach strangers in public toilets, and He pukes.

    By the way, is your avatar a photograph of some dead faggot's grave?
    I had did some research on the picture, and it turn out that it be a grave of this homer from the satanist band Metallica. Apparently, the Lord had killed him by droppedin' a bus on him - twice!
    Burton fell through the window of the bus and the bus fell on top of him. Attempts were made to lift the bus with a crane, but the chain snapped and the bus fell on him again.
    Them defiant sinners done tried to undo God's wrath, so He droppeded that bus on the homer AGAIN! They's lucky the Lord was feelin' merciful and din't drop it on them all. I woulda given anythang to be there to see that. I barely able to keep from laughin' just thinkin' about it!

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  • Brother Temperance
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    Originally posted by Omerta View Post
    I can't be something I'm not.
    So are you a wop criminal or aren't you?

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