[angelique_of_the_damned44]

Re: Should I avoid crying when my husband disciplines me?

Hey, Frankie. Your avatar looks familiar, have I seen you on TV before.

[Ixi]

Re: Should I avoid crying when my husband disciplines me?

When I misbehave or don't learn my Bible lessons well enough, it's the duty of my husband, Mr. Whitford, to discipline me, and I accept that. The Lord has ordered me to submit to my husband in all things, and that's the way it should be (Adam wasn't formed from Eve's rib, after all).
So when he strikes me, it's for my own good. But it does hurt, so naturally I want to cry. He hasn't said anything about it yet, but I want to do the right thing to make his life easier and not distract him from Jesus. Should I try not to cry at all, or wait until he's done and cry in another room so as not to disturb him? Or should I cry right there to show that I'm learning my lesson?
If I could get some feedback before I ask him, it would be greatly appreciated.
Thank you, and God bless!

How about this? You do what YOU want, and not what your husband wants.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Should I avoid crying when my husband disciplines me?

How about this? You do what YOU want, and not what your husband wants.

I want to submit to my husband the way God tells me to. I don't recall anywhere in my post where I asked for man-hating, God-loathing feminazis to tell me if I should flush the Bible down the toilet.

[Ixi]

Re: Should I avoid crying when my husband disciplines me?

tell me if I should flush the Bible down the toilet.

That's acually not a bad idea...

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Should I avoid crying when my husband disciplines me?

That's acually not a bad idea...

When God's law is once again the law of the land, I will be the first in line to strike a match and send you to your rightful punishment. Until then, be thankful that you live in a bleeding heart lieberal society that allows you to make such blasphemous threats!

[Ixi]

Re: Should I avoid crying when my husband disciplines me?

When God's law is once again the law of the land, I will be the first in line to strike a match and send you to your rightful punishment. Until then, be thankful that you live in a bleeding heart lieberal society that allows you to make such blasphemous threats!

Hey, you all are at your computers telling me that pagans are homers that will burn in hell, so I have just as much right to tell you to flush a BOOK down the toilet.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Should I avoid crying when my husband disciplines me?

Hey, you all are at your computers telling me that pagans are homers that will burn in hell, so I have just as much right to tell you to flush a BOOK down the toilet.

Icky; As has been explained to you ad nauseum, you have exactly one "right" here. You have the right to accept Jesus as your personal Saviour.

Other than that, you have no rights. This is God's favorite forum, Icky. We cannot risk offending our Lord by granting special rights to every harlot, witch or homer who staggers in here.

Your father who art in prison has more rights there than you do here. Think about that.

[Ixi]

Re: Should I avoid crying when my husband disciplines me?

Icky; As has been explained to you ad nauseum, you have exactly one "right" here. You have the right to accept Jesus as your personal Saviour.

Other than that, you have no rights. This is God's favorite forum, Icky. We cannot risk offending our Lord by granting special rights to every harlot, witch or homer who staggers in here.

Your father who art in prison has more rights there than you do here. Think about that.

Well anyway, whats so bad about flushing a book down the toilet?

[eightofninekev]

Re: Should I avoid crying when my husband disciplines me?

Well anyway, whats so bad about flushing a book down the toilet?

it might block your pipes

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Should I avoid crying when my husband disciplines me?

Well anyway, whats so bad about flushing a book down the toilet?

Because that's the wrong way to do it. What you do is rip out the pages and use them as toilet paper first. Anything else would be wasteful.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Should I avoid crying when my husband disciplines me?

Well anyway, whats so bad about flushing a book down the toilet?

You may feel free to flush all the Harry Potter books down the toilet that you can lay your hands on. Do the same with all of the pornographic chink manga you stimulate yourself with too.

The Holy Bible is the Literal Word of God, not some feminazi tract on the elimination of Mankind. No one will ever raise the least objection to you flushing, burning, or wiping your large bum with any of those others, but you should know this: Mistreating the Holy KJV1611 Bible in any way is blasphemy, pure and simple.

[Joo (Quarantined)]

Re: Should I avoid crying when my husband disciplines me?

Because that's the wrong way to do it. What you do is rip out the pages and use them as toilet paper first. Anything else would be wasteful.

Or use it even more productively. As kindling.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Should I avoid crying when my husband disciplines me?

I cried for a good hour after reading these replies. My husband, Mr. Whitford, tried everything he could to comfort me but in the end it took a good couple of smacks to the face to snap me out of it (thank you, sir) but I'm still horrified that people could treat THE WORD OF GOD like this! I know that none of you care the least about your own immortal souls, but don't you care about the souls of the people who could have been saved by the Bibles you've desecrated?
Even as I ask that, I know what the answer is. You want as many sinners burning beside you as possible. But let me tell you this - you will be so busy screaming and gnashing your teeth for eternity that you won't have time to get bored and lonely. So please don't try to hard to drag others down with you. Thank you.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Should I avoid crying when my husband disciplines me?

Or use it even more productively. As kindling.

And each page of God's Holy Word that you set fire to will only add to the searing heat that liquifies your flesh in the lake of fire.

Enjoy hell, Christ-killer.

[Joo (Quarantined)]

Re: Should I avoid crying when my husband disciplines me?

And each page of God's Holy Word that you set fire to will only add to the searing heat that liquifies your flesh in the lake of fire.

Enjoy hell, Christ-killer.

Oh I haven't burned any Bibles, ever actually. I was just throwing out the idea.