[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Should I avoid crying when my husband disciplines me?

Not only that, I hear she's a robot...

If she's real, I'll test her...

Hey Lateefa, join the Church and you get a lifetime supply of fried chicken!

Ha ha ha!

I have already given her a lifetime supply of fried chicken, watermellon and for her husband all the Pabst Blue Ribbon he can drink. She sometimes works around the house for me and that is how I show my appreciation.

She is ours. Do you hear me? Stop trying to temp her like you temp alter boys with candy and puppies.

Stern, Sister Thumper

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Should I avoid crying when my husband disciplines me?

Your testing my patience, girl.

He died in a tragic accident. And you find it funny? It was a horrible thing. The man was a christain I hope you know.

You are testing Jesus' patience, homer! Keep a civil tongue in your head. Even though sister Lateefah was once a vile nigress, she outranks you in God's eyes by a mile. You aren't fit to wipe the drool from her retarded son's chin!

As for you fag musician hero, it shouldn't come as a surprise that Jesus killed him is some horrible and tragic manner. I have no doubt that he suffered unspeakably before finally dying. He deserved it, because he chose to let other men put their tallywackers up his poop chute, and God hates that alot.

Whatever he suffered, I can promise you two things: #1) Your fag hero's suffering is nothing compared to what Jesus temporarily and voluntarily went through to wash our sins away, and #2) Your fag hero's suffering at the time of his well-deserved death was nothing compared to the inhuman torture he is experiencing right now as you read these words, down in the lake of fire.

Praise Jesus, and stop being a homo unless you want the same treatment.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Should I avoid crying when my husband disciplines me?

Not only that, I hear she's a robot...

If she's real, I'll test her...

Hey Lateefa, join the Church and you get a lifetime supply of fried chicken!

You filthy racist puke! I cannot imagine the depths of your vile hatred. How DARE you call our good sister a robot? You, a man who wears a dress, kisses other men's rings, and seduces young children.....You have no room to be pointing fingers, papist dog.

We do not tolerate racism around here. Expect infraction points for any further hatespeech, "father".

[Sista Lateefah]

Re: Should I avoid crying when my husband disciplines me?

Ha ha ha!

I have already given her a lifetime supply of fried chicken, watermellon and for her husband all the Pabst Blue Ribbon he can drink. She sometimes works around the house for me and that is how I show my appreciation.

She is ours. Do you hear me? Stop trying to temp her like you temp alter boys with candy and puppies.

Stern, Sister Thumper

AMEN!! Sista Thumpa haves been been very good to my family, and all she axe fo' in return is that I keep every surface in her house clean enough to eat off of (includin' the ceilin', rooftop, and walls). Besides, even without her incredible generosities, Jesus haves blessed me with a ex-Joo husband who be extremely wealthy from his penny pinchin' days. We's nevah been in want fo' anythang here in Freehold. especially not to the point that I sell my soul to some dress wearin' prevert.

You's pro'lly just tryin'a get to my chillrens, anyway. Back befo'e I had got Saved© and moved to Freehold, the filthy cathylick priest across the street always done had his eye on one o' my precious boys, Ty Lennol.

[Glendora Christianson]

Re: Should I avoid crying when my husband disciplines me?

You's pro'lly just tryin'a get to my chillrens, anyway. Back befo'e I had got Saved© and moved to Freehold, the filthy cathylick priest across the street always done had his eye on one o' my precious boys, Ty Lennol.

I know all about those perverted Catlicks, sister. And I suggest you keep a little something in your pantry to keep those kids in the kitchen instead out in street where that bad Catlicker might get ahold of them.

[Father Thomas Martin]

Re: Should I avoid crying when my husband disciplines me?

You filthy racist puke! I cannot imagine the depths of your vile hatred. How DARE you call our good sister a robot? You, a man who wears a dress, kisses other men's rings, and seduces young children.....You have no room to be pointing fingers, papist dog.

We do not tolerate racism around here. Expect infraction points for any further hatespeech, "father".

O RLY?

Well then, how come one of your clergymen has a Klansman as his avatar (By your standards, he oughta be defrocked!)

And FYI, "papist dog" is more hateful than the fried chicken test...

[Joo (Quarantined)]

Re: Should I avoid crying when my husband disciplines me?

O RLY?

Well then, how come one of your clergymen has a Klansman as his avatar (By your standards, he oughta be defrocked!)

And FYI, "papist dog" is more hateful than the fried chicken test...

They've actually come up with an explanation for BJ's avatar.

[Father Thomas Martin]

Re: Should I avoid crying when my husband disciplines me?

They've actually come up with an explanation for BJ's avatar.

Where is it?

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Should I avoid crying when my husband disciplines me?

Where is it?

[Homertard]

Re: Should I avoid crying when my husband disciplines me?

Your pain on the cross was but a splinter compared to the angoy of my father. Know this Pastor, for when the beast comes, know there is no escape.

[Homertard]

Re: Should I avoid crying when my husband disciplines me?

Be saved? From the way your behaving, I have no desire to be saved by you. Maybe your not saved either. Maybe we're all going to that lake, priest of the temple.

Pain eh Pastor? Well, I'll shed some on you. The Beat come's Pastor. Unleashed from within. I have seen it. Your reigin draws to an end. The beast comes for us all.

I only pray you refind yourself, soon. You have failed my test Pastor. But God will forgive you.

The beast coming is nigh.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Should I avoid crying when my husband disciplines me?

Devil music? I don't listen to devil music.

You listen to BLACK SABBATH and SLAYER. In what way is "God Hates Us All" or "Diabolus in Musica" not devil music.

He died in a tragic accident. And you find it funny? It was a horrible thing. The man was a christain I hope you know.

Jesus threw a bus on his head. Twice. That's the funniest thing I've seen since Sister Templeton made that hilarious rape joke.

You disgust me. The fact that you find someones suffering amusing is extremely wrong.

I have one thing to say to you, "Sister":

Aesthetics Of Hate.

I googled Aesthetics of Hate to find out what you were jabbering about, and found this: Aesthetics of Hate: R.I.P. Dimebag Abbott, and good riddance! Is that what you meant?

O RLY?

Well then, how come one of your clergymen has a Klansman as his avatar (By your standards, he oughta be defrocked!)

Unlike you pigs, our men of God don't wear frocks in the first place.

Your pain on the cross was but a splinter compared to the angoy of my father.

What happened, did he give birth to you or something?

Know this Pastor, for when the beast comes, know there is no escape.

Are you a Satanist or something?

The Beat come's Pastor. Unleashed from within. I have seen it. Your reigin draws to an end.

Eh? The beat comes? Are you talking about the popular 1980s ska band, or about a catchy rhythm more generally?

[Homertard]

Re: Should I avoid crying when my husband disciplines me?

So many questions!

Black Sabbath arn't evil. Slayer...arn't evil, but I won't deny, they are werid. Don't forget Hell awaits dude. (lyrics) Angels flying free still dying by the sword, our leigons kill all in site to get the one called lord!

No, they hit black ice and he died. I have seen Metallica. They said: God bless Mr Burton, he was a christain.


No, it was my way of saying, I hope you burn in hell. Shame about Dimebage though. He was murdered by a nutcase.

No, I was born through my mother. But as for my father's pain, silence to you, I shall remain.

No. I'm telling him, that the beast is coming, and we have to cease this and stand together!

No, the beast, of Satan. Know the number of the beast. Brother.

What don't you people google? google sucks!

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Should I avoid crying when my husband disciplines me?

So many questions!

Black Sabbath arn't evil. Slayer...arn't evil, but I won't deny, they are werid.

They have dedicated their entire lives to blasphemy! How can you even begin to deny that simple fact?

No, they hit black ice and he died. I have seen Metallica. They said: God bless Mr Burton, he was a christain.

Yeah yeah. They also said "Am I evil? Yes I am." Case closed.

No, it was my way of saying, I hope you burn in hell. Shame about Dimebage though. He was murdered by a nutcase.

Yes, a nutcase who listened to heavy metal music. What does that tell you?

No, I was born through my mother. But as for my father's pain, silence to you, I shall remain.

Good grief! Your dad was an emo goth queer? No wonder you turned out all wrong.

What don't you people google? google sucks!

What? I would attempt to agree or disagree with you here, but you seem to be having a good time disagreeing with yourself as it is.

[Homertard]

Re: Should I avoid crying when my husband disciplines me?

I'm listening to Slayer now. First album.

I have seen Black sabbath once and am seeing them again in November. Metallica, I have also seen. Metal is not evil. Gangsta rap, and hardcore punk is. How have they devoted it, exactly?

Not another word on my family, please.

Acutally, the guy hated Pantera. He was a stupid American Solider. (not to say american soliders are stupid) It tells me you need a better music taste, to be honest.

Hardly, you just lack my mind. What is your IQ?