[sephy26946]

Re: A Warning About Bicycles!

I seriously hope this is a joke...


god its like being 150 years ago...

[Virginia Day Templeton]

Re: A Warning About Bicycles!

Cyclepaths, I have added you to MY LIST! You are equal in sin only with my other recent addition, sign-makers:

I've been suspitious of them for a while, gradually collecting photos of examples I've come across in myvarious travels.

Look for a moment are their secret agenda will jump out at you:

Very disturbing, Brother! But surely not all "signs" are un-Christian...







They make me proud to be an American.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: A Warning About Bicycles!

That's a spiritual pleasure. Perhaps Mental too if you want to get technical, but not physical.

Being a Christ-killing joo, what would you know about such things? The pleasure Jesus rewards His followers with is indescribable joy, in every sense of the word.

Until you stop doing satan's bidding, you will be forever denied access to such wonder and bliss. I'm glad I'm not you.

[Joo (Quarantined)]

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The biggest pleasure is when you open your heart to Jesus and accept him into your life.

That's a spiritual pleasure. Perhaps Mental too if you want to get technical, but not physical.

[Brother Temperance]

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Having watched this film several times, I now understand that the whole "cyclepath" subculture is nothing but a satanic orgy of sin. Did you know that most major cities have events called "critical mass" where hundreds of violent cyclepaths tear around the streets, no doubt having malevolent pleasures such as those witnessed in this film - only multiplied by hundreds!

Over here, it's illegal to organise that sort of terrorist activity, although sadly those who are simply taking part can't be arrested. It seems like the folk over in Milwaukee know how to deal with that sort of rabble, though.

Critical Mass has been happening in MKE for 3 years off an on, and police brutality is a fantastic reason to keep on doing it.

Every time I think that hippies have reached the outer limits of human stupidity, they continue to surprise me.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Re: A Warning About Bicycles!

Having watched this film several times, I now understand that the whole "cyclepath" subculture is nothing but a satanic orgy of sin. Did you know that most major cities have events called "critical mass" where hundreds of violent cyclepaths tear around the streets, no doubt having malevolent pleasures such as those witnessed in this film - only multiplied by hundreds!

Cyclepaths, I have added you to MY LIST! You are equal in sin only with my other recent addition, sign-makers:

I've been suspitious of them for a while, gradually collecting photos of examples I've come across in myvarious travels.

Look for a moment are their secret agenda will jump out at you:

[eliot mayfield]

Re: A Warning About Bicycles!

That's a shame. Now I'm not telling you to do anything, but I am saying that I can almost guarantee you'd like it. It's pretty much the most pleasurable physical feeling you can attain. At least I've never found nor heard of anything better so far.

The biggest pleasure is when you open your heart to Jesus and accept him into your life.

[Joo (Quarantined)]

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What are you, a pervert? Now you tell us that you ride around on your bicycle masturbating? Disgusting.

Jesus hates that, I guarantee.

Um...no. I was just talking about the sensation of an orgasm, not how or where to achieve one.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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That's a shame. Now I'm not telling you to do anything, but I am saying that I can almost guarantee you'd like it. It's pretty much the most pleasurable physical feeling you can attain. At least I've never found nor heard of anything better so far.

What are you, a pervert? Now you tell us that you ride around on your bicycle masturbating? Disgusting.

Jesus hates that, I guarantee.

[Joo (Quarantined)]

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I've been riding bicycles since I was a little girl, and I've never had an "orgasm" (although, to be perfectly honest, I don't even know what one feels like).

That's a shame. Now I'm not telling you to do anything, but I am saying that I can almost guarantee you'd like it. It's pretty much the most pleasurable physical feeling you can attain. At least I've never found nor heard of anything better so far.

[angelique_of_the_damned44]

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I've been riding bicycles since I was a little girl, and I've never had an "orgasm" (although, to be perfectly honest, I don't even know what one feels like).

[Glendora Christianson]

Re: A Warning About Bicycles!

Mrs.Momma Glynndie, i be worrieds about that as well. so i trieds a liddle experimints i tawt a kitty to rides a tri-sickle insteads...

Precious Petal, that kitty is sitting up on the seat in a much more Godly fashion, UNLIKE THIS GAL, WHO IS SURE TO ROT IN HELL. And with the price of gasoline these days, I'm not surprised your kitty friend has resorted to the humility of traveling under her own power. But a fine Christian like you (and me) should protect our precious parts from prying eyes by traveling in a proper Christian vehicle.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: A Warning About Bicycles!

indeed i use my to get me to work

If you have a job then why haven't you sent in your tithe? Don't try and rob Jesus!

Click on that Paypal button at the bottom of this page right now!

[Petal]

Re: A Warning About Bicycles!

Every spring I worry about women riding bicycles.

Mrs.Momma Glynndie, i be worrieds about that as well. so i trieds a liddle experimints i tawt a kitty to rides a tri-sickle insteads an she not be m-ing, she not amuseds

she grumpy an real mads but at least she has her liddle furry mind on them higher thangs . so i concludes that tri-sickles not as hornay to rides as bi-sickles, it true!

[eightofninekev]

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Of course it is, and it gets you from place to place.

indeed i use my to get me to work