[Redeemed Papist]

Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!

Wow and here I thought God was a God of love. My bad.

I don't want to be one of your Christians if I have to hate people. Sorry.

I do believe in God, I just don't think he likes me very much. And you people certainly wiped away all my doubts of wanting to become a Christian again. So thanks for that, but I would much rather help people than spend my time ostracizing and judging them as you seem to enjoy doing.

He hates you because you are not listening to His word. No wonder you have doubt in your heart. You will be full of questions like, "Why does God (who supposedly loves us all) let little children starve and die of cancer yadda yadda?"

Once you realise that God does this on purpose because He is punishing iniquity for generations after the sin you stop being baffled by such silliness.

[It'sMe]

Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!

Dear Friend,



Every minute you deny Christ, you personally are stabbing him on the cross!



Stop it! Stop tormenting Christ!

Yours in Him,
bab

Well "bab", why should I acknowledge him when he keeps denying me?

Seems a bit unfair to me.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!

I didn't know God was capable of hate.

Ah... You should see Pastor Zeke's signature:

God Hates
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8 ), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8 ), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8 ), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8 ), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8 ), All Liars (Revelation 21:8 )

...and if God hates them, I don't see why we should love them. Do you?

[Born Again Bob]

Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!

Dear Friend,

I don't want to be one of your Christians if I have to hate people. Sorry.

Every minute you deny Christ, you personally are stabbing him on the cross!



Stop it! Stop tormenting Christ!

Yours in Him,
bab

[It'sMe]

Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!

You really do need a bit of Bible reading, friend. Hating is what God does best apart from making us all and watching us and punishing us and loving us so much He made Hell for us to be afraid of so we wouldn't sin then giving us Jesus to save us from Hell by dying for us.

It fairly makes your head spin at first unless you have read the Bible. You wouldn't believe it if someone just told you, which is why you're so angry right now.

I was angry, too. Imagine the lies I was told as a Catholic! But God's word put me straight. Don't you want to stop being a mere heathen and believe in God as much as I do?

Wow and here I thought God was a God of love. My bad.

I don't want to be one of your Christians if I have to hate people. Sorry.

I do believe in God, I just don't think he likes me very much. And you people certainly wiped away all my doubts of wanting to become a Christian again. So thanks for that, but I would much rather help people than spend my time ostracizing and judging them as you seem to enjoy doing.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!

I can understand that. I am glad that there are some people who seem to be keeping their heads, but no offense, some of these people are truly blind.

I didn't know God was capable of hate.

You really do need a bit of Bible reading, friend. Hating is what God does best apart from making us all and watching us and punishing us and loving us so much He made Hell for us to be afraid of so we wouldn't sin then giving us Jesus to save us from Hell by dying for us.

It fairly makes your head spin at first unless you have read the Bible. You wouldn't believe it if someone just told you, which is why you're so angry right now.

I was angry, too. Imagine the lies I was told as a Catholic! But God's word put me straight. Don't you want to stop being a mere heathen and believe in God as much as I do?

I realise that finding out your loved ones are burning in Hell is a bitter blow but here you are now with a chance to turn your back on their well meaning lies. I mean, if their love of God was so spot on why are you here spitting in Jesus' face? Friend, you have one last chance to get with Jesus. Accept Him as He really is.

[It'sMe]

Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!

So you don't believe God made the Earth or in the ten commandments or in Moses or Noah or any of the prophecies that spoke of Jesus?

God's love is what it says in the Bible. I think you're a bit too fond of how your uncle and aunt told lies about God to make people like them and be their friend. It's not your fault; you can't choose your family. But you're here now with people who can put you straight by pointing you towards God as He really is in the Bible.

No wonder you describe yourself as a former Christian. Sit tight and buckle up and actuly read the Bible. It'll be a bumpy ride but you'll be in no doubt if God is real by the time you actually do it.

How dare you.

So clearly you do not believe in true love. And you just freely admitted to being judgmental, racist and a sexist. You are heartless if you believe that children do not deserve food or to be convinced of God's existence.

I believe that some things in the Old Testament still stand strong. But some things had changed when Jesus was born.

You have no right telling me my family is wrong. They are true Christians and I hope that someday you can start living as they do.

[It'sMe]

Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!

My dear, you seem confused. We do not hate anyone and God only hates those that reject the gift of eternal life that He so graciously offered them by having His only Son temporarily die on a cross over two thousand years ago.

We are trying to help people see the Truth, how can you call that hate? Now, I will agree with you that some people do seem too ignorant or worthless for salvation, but such are the mysteries of The Lord.

I can understand that. I am glad that there are some people who seem to be keeping their heads, but no offense, some of these people are truly blind.

I didn't know God was capable of hate.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!

Well it seems to me that most TRUE Christians get their knowledge from the New Testament and of course their knowledge of church.

My uncle and aunt are great examples of true Christians. They love everyone (not just certain races and genders, like the people on this site seem to). In fact they do work in less privileged countries where they give food to the poor (you guys believe that God hates the poor, correct?) and teach other people about Christ (I believe I read that you are supposed to hate atheists and people of other religions instead of trying to make them believe in God)they are filled with the love of God, it's clear as daylight.

You spend so much time hating, that you do not seem to have time to truly spread God's love. Isn't that what Christians are supposed to do?

By the way, I asked where YOU got your information. Two elderly relatives isn't a patch on the word of the Lord.

So you don't believe God made the Earth or in the ten commandments or in Moses or Noah or any of the prophecies that spoke of Jesus?

God's love is what it says in the Bible. I think you're a bit too fond of how your uncle and aunt told lies about God to make people like them and be their friend. It's not your fault; you can't choose your family. But you're here now with people who can put you straight by pointing you towards God as He really is in the Bible.

No wonder you describe yourself as a former Christian. Sit tight and buckle up and actuly read the Bible. It'll be a bumpy ride but you'll be in no doubt if God is real by the time you actually do it.

[Professor Bessemer]

Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!

Well it seems to me that most TRUE Christians get their knowledge from the New Testament and of course their knowledge of church.

My uncle and aunt are great examples of true Christians. They love everyone (not just certain races and genders, like the people on this site seem to). In fact they do work in less privileged countries where they give food to the poor (you guys believe that God hates the poor, correct?) and teach other people about Christ (I believe I read that you are supposed to hate atheists and people of other religions instead of trying to make them believe in God)they are filled with the love of God, it's clear as daylight.

You spend so much time hating, that you do not seem to have time to truly spread God's love. Isn't that what Christians are supposed to do?

My dear, you seem confused. We do not hate anyone and God only hates those that reject the gift of eternal life that He so graciously offered them by having His only Son temporarily die on a cross over two thousand years ago.

We are trying to help people see the Truth, how can you call that hate? Now, I will agree with you that some people do seem too ignorant or worthless for salvation, but such are the mysteries of The Lord.

[It'sMe]

Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!

So where did you get your information from about what God "seems" to want?

Well it seems to me that most TRUE Christians get their knowledge from the New Testament and of course their knowledge of church.

My uncle and aunt are great examples of true Christians. They love everyone (not just certain races and genders, like the people on this site seem to). In fact they do work in less privileged countries where they give food to the poor (you guys believe that God hates the poor, correct?) and teach other people about Christ (I believe I read that you are supposed to hate atheists and people of other religions instead of trying to make them believe in God)they are filled with the love of God, it's clear as daylight.

You spend so much time hating, that you do not seem to have time to truly spread God's love. Isn't that what Christians are supposed to do?

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!

As a former Christian, I know what God seems to want, and this isn't it.

You might want to rethink what you've done here on this site, and good luck trying to get into heaven with your mentalities.

I'll be seeing you all in hell.

So where did you get your information from about what God "seems" to want?

[It'sMe]

Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!

Why do you think sincere warnings about what people seem all too eager to ignore in the Bible about Hell and its very real threat to your eternal soul is some sort of joke?

What kind of sicko are you that would bring a child into a world where there is the slightest doubt about if Hell is real or not? Here at Landover we are committed to removing all doubt about the reality of God and Jesus and Hell. We do this by adhering strictly to the word of God in the Holy Bible.

Don't all Christians? If not, why not? Perhaps they are lying to you. We, however will never lie about God's will. We are the True Christians™ and we are not joking. And that, friend, is the Truth®.

Well, the reason I see this to be a massive troll, is because of all the hate you people seem to pour out.

Are you blind? It seems as if you are, because you've basically told everyone on this site, that woman are unworthy (I am a woman, so I don't take too kindly to that) that people of other races are below you (racist much?) handicapped people should be banned from church(wow, so just because they are born with defects, means they are not worthy of your 'holy' church?) A man who hates his wife is allowed to murder her (correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't murder a sin?) Are you fat? because apparently if you trust in God he will make you fat. The sun does not revolve around the earth(someone was clearly not listening in school.) A good christian hates the world (the world God created? That world? *gasp*) No you do not get to be judgmental. Uh, so woman are not allowed to speak? (you are a sexist then.) I wore a braid my hair yesterday, clearly that means that I am a prostitute *note sarcasm* Christians cannot sin?(this entire site is a sin)

As a former Christian, I know what God seems to want, and this isn't it.

You might want to rethink what you've done here on this site, and good luck trying to get into heaven with your mentalities.

I'll be seeing you all in hell.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!

Wow. I just stumbled onto your site. And may I just congratulate you people on being the most hateful, idiotic, BLIND and most unholy people ever. Just wow. Is this entire site a troll?

I am astounded by the stupidity of you people, seriously. I just laughed a full ten minutes in shock at how pathetic you people are.

You say we're going to hell. Gladly. If heaven is filled with people like yourselves and your "holier than thou" attitudes, then honestly I would rather burn in hell with all the other people who made their point on your site.

You all think you have the right to be judgmental sexists with absolutely no humanity or logic and then tell us we're 'evil'. Think again.

I am hoping this site is a joke, because the absolute ridiculousness of it leaves me breathless.

I hope your 'God' can save you, before you drown in your own debris.

Why do you think sincere warnings about what people seem all too eager to ignore in the Bible about Hell and its very real threat to your eternal soul is some sort of joke?

What kind of sicko are you that would bring a child into a world where there is the slightest doubt about if Hell is real or not? Here at Landover we are committed to removing all doubt about the reality of God and Jesus and Hell. We do this by adhering strictly to the word of God in the Holy Bible.

Don't all Christians? If not, why not? Perhaps they are lying to you. We, however will never lie about God's will. We are the True Christians™ and we are not joking. And that, friend, is the Truth(r).

[It'sMe]

Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!

Wow. I just stumbled onto your site. And may I just congratulate you people on being the most hateful, idiotic, BLIND and most unholy people ever. Just wow. Is this entire site a troll?

I am astounded by the stupidity of you people, seriously. I just laughed a full ten minutes in shock at how pathetic you people are.

You say we're going to hell. Gladly. If heaven is filled with people like yourselves and your "holier than thou" attitudes, then honestly I would rather burn in hell with all the other people who made their point on your site.

You all think you have the right to be judgmental sexists with absolutely no humanity or logic and then tell us we're 'evil'. Think again.

I am hoping this site is a joke, because the absolute ridiculousness of it leaves me breathless.

I hope your 'God' can save you, before you drown in your own debris.