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  • razien
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    • Sep 2012
    • 4

    #121
    Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!

    as some saints say, to know if you going the rigth path,

    one of the biggest thing dont judge people , by doing that you sare saved no mater what sins you do, (but ofc that requires some humility aintso easy) if i said to somebody you are have some bad habbits that aint judge
    but if i said you are a criminal, you are devil , i have judge him


    when we are in heaven state and reach even the base of requirements we must have every good deed easy,,our love for jesus,
    and people must be desent at least, we win the non ending death by loveing jesus, and therefore loveing people,


    what jesus say about who they love him? the ones that have my teachings,
    and they do those, those are love me

    (this is not the exact translation but nayway my english are poor)

    love is the greatest virtue followed by humility (all jesus life was humility) and give birth to 5 other virtues at least and connects with the rest (total 18) sucrifice, mercy,truth , justice ,

    and others comes from love.

    saint paul
    havespeak extensivly about love,

    so its possible to have god love and tell big lies? no
    is it possbile to see a bother in need and wont help him coz you dont have enough for yourself? no
    or maybe love your wife and children and wont love other ppl or other races or animals , also not possible
    god love as saint paisios said is give you wings and its god love only when it goes outside the famility and not only just the family

    but carefull since many time we do this for personal reasons we dont feel it and we call this thing i love, ? it is no

    love and humility is the perfect combination ,

    but how do i gain love? by trying do good deeds especialy ,preyers,
    a very simple prayer but most strong proven by countless saints in the past and people is

    ==Lord jesus crist have mercy on me== and repeat as much as possible

    why? god cant hear you if you said once? ofc he can BUT it gain rigths on over the devil with that like a land that both devil have 50% present and lord have 50% present he gains more land,

    an other explanation of this is is for example you do many sins, ok?

    and somethimes you dont know that you did something bad,

    devil then gains rigths, and do pressure on you or manage to do something bad,
    and you say why dint god protect me?
    coz he dont have the rights, and he cant do anything unjust
    and with this preyer he gain the rigths to help you or help other people

    lord jesus crist have mercy on me by the ''me'' you can mean many people or 1 the mind must be focushed, and the way to do the best prayers is by taking the people you wanna help position fell thier pain etc
    just
    but you must feel it otherwise it DOsent count, as in the bible jesus said,
    if you dont feel it dont do it it dosent count

    one last thing, as a great saint porfirios said who had amazing supernatural abilities and left for heaven http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6gbq...&feature=share speaks greek sorry

    like forsee furure travel to the past with the spirit of god , know everything you think speak all languages and tell you thing about yourself you know and you dont and many many other things)

    sand that i havent be able to love jesus as i want , to love him so much ,(he says that coz of humility) , coz jesus must see something in me to make me love him,,

    so need to try and figth the way up, and desrve it god wont give you anything if you dont try a bit)


    sorry for the long post and my terrible english
    Last edited by Born Again Bob; 09-01-2012, 01:18 PM.

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    • Born Again Bob
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      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 2318

      #122
      Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!

      Originally posted by razien View Post
      sorry for the long post and my terrible english
      Me too.

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      • Spike the Scottish Poof
        Unsaved trash, demon-infested queer
        • Aug 2012
        • 27

        #123
        Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!

        I got 2 out of 100. Usually I'm pretty good at tests/quizzes.
        Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78556

          #124
          Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!

          Originally posted by razien View Post
          as some saints say, to know if you going the rigth path, one of the biggest thing blahblahblah and my terrible english
          Dear Raisins;

          Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

          And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

          YIC,

          --Pastor Ezekiel
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • John Crossland
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            • Sep 2012
            • 1

            #125
            Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!

            11) I wear clothes that are 100% material and not mixed (i.e., shirts that are 50% polyester, 50% cotton)?
            YES / NO / MAYBE

            I always thought that i was a True Christian™, but when I took this test I checked and found my shirt was not 100% Pure Christian American Cotton, or even 100% Polyester, but a vile, tainted, socialist mixture!

            Should I burn my unholy clothing?

            I should have trusted Jesus when he labeled me Unsaved Trash. I should burn eternally just for not trusting his judgment of me and thinking that I -- a vile sinner who wears mixed clothing and did not trust Jesus's word -- could be a True Christian™

            Hee that sacrificeth unto any god save unto the Lord onely, hee shall be utterly destroyed. Exodus 22:20

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            • Brother Harold Porter
              Landover Senior Outreach
              Touching Men, Women and Children with the Good News!
              True Christian™
              • Jun 2010
              • 8236

              #126
              Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!

              Originally posted by John Crossland View Post
              Should I burn my unholy clothing?
              Let's first see if you are even a Christian, and if it matters. Kindly introduce yourself here. Tell us what church you attend, how you came to your knees in front of Jesus and your most treasured verse in God's Word.

              In Christ
              Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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              • It'sMe
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                • Sep 2012
                • 25

                #127
                Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!

                Wow. I just stumbled onto your site. And may I just congratulate you people on being the most hateful, idiotic, BLIND and most unholy people ever. Just wow. Is this entire site a troll?

                I am astounded by the stupidity of you people, seriously. I just laughed a full ten minutes in shock at how pathetic you people are.

                You say we're going to hell. Gladly. If heaven is filled with people like yourselves and your "holier than thou" attitudes, then honestly I would rather burn in hell with all the other people who made their point on your site.

                You all think you have the right to be judgmental sexists with absolutely no humanity or logic and then tell us we're 'evil'. Think again.

                I am hoping this site is a joke, because the absolute ridiculousness of it leaves me breathless.

                I hope your 'God' can save you, before you drown in your own debris.

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                • Redeemed Papist
                  Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                  True Christian™
                  • Jul 2011
                  • 10409

                  #128
                  Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!

                  Originally posted by It'sMe View Post
                  Wow. I just stumbled onto your site. And may I just congratulate you people on being the most hateful, idiotic, BLIND and most unholy people ever. Just wow. Is this entire site a troll?

                  I am astounded by the stupidity of you people, seriously. I just laughed a full ten minutes in shock at how pathetic you people are.

                  You say we're going to hell. Gladly. If heaven is filled with people like yourselves and your "holier than thou" attitudes, then honestly I would rather burn in hell with all the other people who made their point on your site.

                  You all think you have the right to be judgmental sexists with absolutely no humanity or logic and then tell us we're 'evil'. Think again.

                  I am hoping this site is a joke, because the absolute ridiculousness of it leaves me breathless.

                  I hope your 'God' can save you, before you drown in your own debris.
                  Why do you think sincere warnings about what people seem all too eager to ignore in the Bible about Hell and its very real threat to your eternal soul is some sort of joke?

                  What kind of sicko are you that would bring a child into a world where there is the slightest doubt about if Hell is real or not? Here at Landover we are committed to removing all doubt about the reality of God and Jesus and Hell. We do this by adhering strictly to the word of God in the Holy Bible.

                  Don't all Christians? If not, why not? Perhaps they are lying to you. We, however will never lie about God's will. We are the True Christians™ and we are not joking. And that, friend, is the Truth(r).
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                  Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                  John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                  Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                  The truth about volcanos
                  Sex and debauchery in public schools
                  Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                  God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                  Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                  • It'sMe
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                    • Sep 2012
                    • 25

                    #129
                    Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!

                    Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                    Why do you think sincere warnings about what people seem all too eager to ignore in the Bible about Hell and its very real threat to your eternal soul is some sort of joke?

                    What kind of sicko are you that would bring a child into a world where there is the slightest doubt about if Hell is real or not? Here at Landover we are committed to removing all doubt about the reality of God and Jesus and Hell. We do this by adhering strictly to the word of God in the Holy Bible.

                    Don't all Christians? If not, why not? Perhaps they are lying to you. We, however will never lie about God's will. We are the True Christians™ and we are not joking. And that, friend, is the Truth®.
                    Well, the reason I see this to be a massive troll, is because of all the hate you people seem to pour out.

                    Are you blind? It seems as if you are, because you've basically told everyone on this site, that woman are unworthy (I am a woman, so I don't take too kindly to that) that people of other races are below you (racist much?) handicapped people should be banned from church(wow, so just because they are born with defects, means they are not worthy of your 'holy' church?) A man who hates his wife is allowed to murder her (correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't murder a sin?) Are you fat? because apparently if you trust in God he will make you fat. The sun does not revolve around the earth(someone was clearly not listening in school.) A good christian hates the world (the world God created? That world? *gasp*) No you do not get to be judgmental. Uh, so woman are not allowed to speak? (you are a sexist then.) I wore a braid my hair yesterday, clearly that means that I am a prostitute *note sarcasm* Christians cannot sin?(this entire site is a sin)

                    As a former Christian, I know what God seems to want, and this isn't it.

                    You might want to rethink what you've done here on this site, and good luck trying to get into heaven with your mentalities.

                    I'll be seeing you all in hell.

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                    • Redeemed Papist
                      Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                      True Christian™
                      • Jul 2011
                      • 10409

                      #130
                      Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!

                      Originally posted by It'sMe View Post
                      As a former Christian, I know what God seems to want, and this isn't it.

                      You might want to rethink what you've done here on this site, and good luck trying to get into heaven with your mentalities.

                      I'll be seeing you all in hell.
                      So where did you get your information from about what God "seems" to want?
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                      Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                      John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                      Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                      The truth about volcanos
                      Sex and debauchery in public schools
                      Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                      God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                      Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                      • It'sMe
                        Unsaved trash
                        • Sep 2012
                        • 25

                        #131
                        Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!

                        Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                        So where did you get your information from about what God "seems" to want?
                        Well it seems to me that most TRUE Christians get their knowledge from the New Testament and of course their knowledge of church.

                        My uncle and aunt are great examples of true Christians. They love everyone (not just certain races and genders, like the people on this site seem to). In fact they do work in less privileged countries where they give food to the poor (you guys believe that God hates the poor, correct?) and teach other people about Christ (I believe I read that you are supposed to hate atheists and people of other religions instead of trying to make them believe in God)they are filled with the love of God, it's clear as daylight.

                        You spend so much time hating, that you do not seem to have time to truly spread God's love. Isn't that what Christians are supposed to do?

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                        • Professor Bessemer
                          Professor of Creation Science at Landover University
                          Certified Ex-Gay Program Graduate
                          Darwin's Worst Nightmare
                          True Christian™
                          • May 2009
                          • 2952

                          #132
                          Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!

                          Originally posted by It'sMe View Post
                          Well it seems to me that most TRUE Christians get their knowledge from the New Testament and of course their knowledge of church.

                          My uncle and aunt are great examples of true Christians. They love everyone (not just certain races and genders, like the people on this site seem to). In fact they do work in less privileged countries where they give food to the poor (you guys believe that God hates the poor, correct?) and teach other people about Christ (I believe I read that you are supposed to hate atheists and people of other religions instead of trying to make them believe in God)they are filled with the love of God, it's clear as daylight.

                          You spend so much time hating, that you do not seem to have time to truly spread God's love. Isn't that what Christians are supposed to do?
                          My dear, you seem confused. We do not hate anyone and God only hates those that reject the gift of eternal life that He so graciously offered them by having His only Son temporarily die on a cross over two thousand years ago.

                          We are trying to help people see the Truth, how can you call that hate? Now, I will agree with you that some people do seem too ignorant or worthless for salvation, but such are the mysteries of The Lord.
                          Professor of Creation Science and Flood Geology at Landover Baptist University


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                          • Redeemed Papist
                            Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                            True Christian™
                            • Jul 2011
                            • 10409

                            #133
                            Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!

                            Originally posted by It'sMe View Post
                            Well it seems to me that most TRUE Christians get their knowledge from the New Testament and of course their knowledge of church.

                            My uncle and aunt are great examples of true Christians. They love everyone (not just certain races and genders, like the people on this site seem to). In fact they do work in less privileged countries where they give food to the poor (you guys believe that God hates the poor, correct?) and teach other people about Christ (I believe I read that you are supposed to hate atheists and people of other religions instead of trying to make them believe in God)they are filled with the love of God, it's clear as daylight.

                            You spend so much time hating, that you do not seem to have time to truly spread God's love. Isn't that what Christians are supposed to do?
                            By the way, I asked where YOU got your information. Two elderly relatives isn't a patch on the word of the Lord.

                            So you don't believe God made the Earth or in the ten commandments or in Moses or Noah or any of the prophecies that spoke of Jesus?

                            God's love is what it says in the Bible. I think you're a bit too fond of how your uncle and aunt told lies about God to make people like them and be their friend. It's not your fault; you can't choose your family. But you're here now with people who can put you straight by pointing you towards God as He really is in the Bible.

                            No wonder you describe yourself as a former Christian. Sit tight and buckle up and actuly read the Bible. It'll be a bumpy ride but you'll be in no doubt if God is real by the time you actually do it.
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                            Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                            John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                            Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                            The truth about volcanos
                            Sex and debauchery in public schools
                            Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                            God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                            Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                            • It'sMe
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                              • Sep 2012
                              • 25

                              #134
                              Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!

                              Originally posted by Professor Bessemer View Post
                              My dear, you seem confused. We do not hate anyone and God only hates those that reject the gift of eternal life that He so graciously offered them by having His only Son temporarily die on a cross over two thousand years ago.

                              We are trying to help people see the Truth, how can you call that hate? Now, I will agree with you that some people do seem too ignorant or worthless for salvation, but such are the mysteries of The Lord.
                              I can understand that. I am glad that there are some people who seem to be keeping their heads, but no offense, some of these people are truly blind.

                              I didn't know God was capable of hate.

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                              • It'sMe
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                                • Sep 2012
                                • 25

                                #135
                                Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!

                                Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                                So you don't believe God made the Earth or in the ten commandments or in Moses or Noah or any of the prophecies that spoke of Jesus?

                                God's love is what it says in the Bible. I think you're a bit too fond of how your uncle and aunt told lies about God to make people like them and be their friend. It's not your fault; you can't choose your family. But you're here now with people who can put you straight by pointing you towards God as He really is in the Bible.

                                No wonder you describe yourself as a former Christian. Sit tight and buckle up and actuly read the Bible. It'll be a bumpy ride but you'll be in no doubt if God is real by the time you actually do it.
                                How dare you.

                                So clearly you do not believe in true love. And you just freely admitted to being judgmental, racist and a sexist. You are heartless if you believe that children do not deserve food or to be convinced of God's existence.

                                I believe that some things in the Old Testament still stand strong. But some things had changed when Jesus was born.

                                You have no right telling me my family is wrong. They are true Christians and I hope that someday you can start living as they do.

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