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  • Johny Joe Hold
    Mayor of Freehold
     
    • Feb 2010
    • 12492
    #1

    Raising Up Daughters to be Pastor's Wives

    When people learn I'm in politics, they ask me all kinds of questions. I try to helpful and provide informed answers. But to be honest, sometimes I am just stumped. Like yesterday.
    A nice gentleman stopped me on the street and asked, "How can I raise my daughter so she might become a Pastor's Wife?"
    I said I'd get back to him, but what should I say? Is there something she should study in school? Should she take an on-line course in etiquette?
    I'm hoping for some help from the folks here on the Forum. And, if the Pastors themselves have time to help that would be most appreciated as well.
    Thank you.
    Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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    • True Disciple
      True Christian™ Creation Scientist
      Landover Baptist University Associate Professor
      Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
      True Christian™
      • Nov 2009
      • 2445
      #2
      Re: Raising Up Daughters to be Pastor's Wives

      Well, I think you should primarily focus on her pie-baking skills and her ability to obey the most eccentric commands, and beat her quite often so that she gets used to that already.
      Sweet Lord Jesus,
      I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
      Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
      Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
      Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
      Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
      Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
      Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

      Amen.

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78553
          #3
          Re: Raising Up Daughters to be Pastor's Wives

          You might want to refer them to Landover Baptist University's Advanced Motherhood Degree. They do excellent work there.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • Johny Joe Hold
              Mayor of Freehold
               
              • Feb 2010
              • 12492
              #4
              Re: Raising Up Daughters to be Pastor's Wives

              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
              You might want to refer them to Landover Baptist University's Advanced Motherhood Degree. They do excellent work there.
              Thank you Pastor Ezekiel. That is a wonderful resource for girls who want to excel.
              Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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