Help please.

[LikeHumansDo]

See, I'm an atheist, and last night, my atheist boyfriend and I were having sex. Then, accidently, he stuck his hard penis into my pee hole. Now I piss blood everytime I take a piss. What do I do?

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Help please.

See, I'm an atheist, and last night, my atheist boyfriend and I were having sex. Then, accidently, he stuck his hard penis into my pee hole. Now I piss blood everytime I take a piss. What do I do?

Stop trolling us for one thing friend.

[LikeHumansDo]

Re: Help please.

Stop trolling us for one thing friend.

Trolling? I'm serious, it hurts.

[Brother V]

Re: Help please.

See, I'm an atheist, and last night, my atheist boyfriend and I were having sex. Then, accidently, he stuck his hard penis into my pee hole. Now I piss blood everytime I take a piss. What do I do?

I'd recommend you get a boyfriend who has a penis that is larger than a pee hole.

How tiny does a penis have to be to fit in there?

I'm glad I'm cursed the way I am.

PRAISE JESUS!!!

YIC
V

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Help please.

Trolling? I'm serious, it hurts.

Being quarantined will hurt even more friend. We have zero patience with kiddy trolls who think they can shock God's chosen elect here.

[LikeHumansDo]

Re: Help please.

Being quarantined will hurt even more friend. We have zero patience with kiddy trolls who think they can shock God's chosen elect here.

I'm serious, mister. I've come here for help, not to be immediately judged. D:

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Help please.

See, I'm an atheist, and last night, my atheist boyfriend and I were having sex. Then, accidently, he stuck his hard penis into my pee hole. Now I piss blood everytime I take a piss. What do I do?

That's what you get for being a dumb harlot fornicating with japs.

But ye have set at nought all my counsel, and would none of my reproof:
I also will laugh at your calamity; I will mock when your fear cometh;
When your fear cometh as desolation, and your destruction cometh as a whirlwind; when distress and anguish cometh upon you.
Proverbs 1:25-27

[LikeHumansDo]

Re: Help please.

That's what you get for being a dumb harlot fornicating with japs.

But ye have set at nought all my counsel, and would none of my reproof:
I also will laugh at your calamity; I will mock when your fear cometh;
When your fear cometh as desolation, and your destruction cometh as a whirlwind; when distress and anguish cometh upon you.
Proverbs 1:25-27

But mister, my boyfriend's not japanese. He's British. Um, is that exactly bad? Er, does it matter in this case? I'm just asking for help. D:

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Help please.

But mister, my boyfriend's not japanese. He's British. Um, is that exactly bad? Er, does it matter in this case? I'm just asking for help. D:

So you're too stupid to tell your homer boyfriend is a Jap? Even Jesus can't save a fool.

[LikeHumansDo]

Re: Help please.

So you're too stupid to tell your homer boyfriend is a Jap? Even Jesus can't save a fool.

... Wait! I'm not stupid, and I know he isn't japanese. He doesn't come from Japan, nor does he look it. His family doesn't descend from Japan, or Asia period.

Mister, this isn't helping my situtation... Please stop judging us, and help one girl out. Isn't that what you guys are suppost to do? Help? ;-;

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Help please.

... Wait! I'm not stupid, and I know he isn't japanese. He doesn't come from Japan, nor does he look it. His family doesn't descend from Japan, or Asia period.

Mister, this isn't helping my situtation... Please stop judging us, and help one girl out. Isn't that what you guys are suppost to do? Help? ;-;

If you can't figure out you are a guy in a homer relationship with a Jap then how can we help you friend? You have to admit you have a problem before Jesus' healing can happen.

[LikeHumansDo]

Re: Help please.

If you can't figure out you are a guy in a homer relationship with a Jap then how can we help you friend? You have to admit you have a problem before Jesus' healing can happen.

Wait, I'm not a guy! I don't have a penis, mister! I'm not even sure what a homer is. I was hoping you guys would help someone no matter what... Isn't that a part of Christianity? ><;;

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Help please.

I was hoping you guys would help someone no matter what... Isn't that a part of Christianity? ><;;

No.
We aren't even expected to waste words on a fool like you. (Infact, we're told it's best to avoid it)
We take pity on you, and try to talk to you, purely out of God-given Christian kindness!

[LikeHumansDo]

Re: Help please.

No.

... Then what is?

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Help please.

Wait, I'm not a guy! I don't have a penis, mister! I'm not even sure what a homer is. I was hoping you guys would help someone no matter what... Isn't that a part of Christianity? ><;;

Us? We can't help you. Only Jesus can. Ask Him for help.