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    Wal-Mart Goes to Hell??

    I posted this on the help forum because I am mentally distressed! And I feel at this rate, I won't get the Christmas decorations done until November!!! Anyway, I went to Wal-Mart looking for a life-sized lighted nativity scene (made of genuine polypropylene) and was shocked to find NO CHRISTMAS decorations at all. Instead I found two aisles full of HELLOWEEN trash!

    PS Sister Sue will not take this news well at all, so use discretion.
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    Re: Wal-Mart Goes to Hell??

    You need to shop at Hobby Lobby. That is God's holy store. They have Christmas in July and mangers too. They don't even make their employees work on Sunday's. (well only at christmas time and that is after 1:00pm so they have time to go to church and also the store is closed anyway so the public does not know that they do work, and what a bastard the owner is and how he gives half his income to the pentecostal church and screws those poor people.) Did you like my runon?

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      Re: Wal-Mart Goes to Hell??

      It's the beginning of September o-o How do you expect them to have the xmas shit out already?

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        Re: Wal-Mart Goes to Hell??

        Originally posted by Poison__x View Post
        It's the beginning of September o-o How do you expect them to have the xmas shit out already?
        'Tis the season to be jolly! Get jolly, you wiener!
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          Re: Wal-Mart Goes to Hell??

          Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
          'Tis the season to be jolly! Get jolly, you wiener!
          I am quite happy, just wondering why you demand such absurd things.

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            Re: Wal-Mart Goes to Hell??

            This is all a part of the War on Christmas(tm). I'm sure, had you been looking for them, you could find all kinds of Muslimiac ornaments and Jewdish trees and Boodhist whatever-they-have-to-celebrate. It's just like those liberals to single out Christmas and try to push it under the carpet.
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              Re: Wal-Mart Goes to Hell??

              Originally posted by Poison__x View Post
              I am quite happy, just wondering why you demand such absurd things.
              The good pastor means jolly friend, not gay.

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                Re: Wal-Mart Goes to Hell??

                Originally posted by Poison__x View Post
                I am quite happy, just wondering why you demand such absurd things.
                You say that we shouldn't hate you, despite you being a sickening antichrist emo who insists on queering up our forums with pink text - and then you say that we make absurd demands?
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                  Re: Wal-Mart Goes to Hell??

                  Originally posted by Glendora Christianson View Post
                  I posted this on the help forum because I am mentally distressed! And I feel at this rate, I won't get the Christmas decorations done until November!!! Anyway, I went to Wal-Mart looking for a life-sized lighted nativity scene (made of genuine polypropylene) and was shocked to find NO CHRISTMAS decorations at all. Instead I found two aisles full of HELLOWEEN trash!

                  PS Sister Sue will not take this news well at all, so use discretion.

                  I stopped going to Wal-Mart last year when I noticed it had nothing but flithy, spanish speaking Beaners shopping there. I shop at Super Target now. It's customers seem to be wealthy white folks.

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