Sinning the cause of ACNE?

[WinnerNotSinner]

Welcome. I do not know if this is the correct forum for this post.

Hello, I would like to share with you a personal story of mine. This will be the first time I have opened myself up like this.

When I was a young sinner, I had acne on my face. Acne is a disgusting disease that made me lose my self confidence and friends. I visited the doctors on multiple occasions to try and find treatment for my acne and give me my confidence back so I could begin courting girls . My dermatologist suggested that my acne was caused by a mixture of "hormones" and "DNA" and that I was simply not reacting to the treatments she gave (because of some rubbish about chemicals).

YEAH RIGHT! (I hear you say!) How convenient my body was "not reacting".

As I grew older, I grew wiser, and I started just recently becoming a full Christian like yourselves. Also as I grew older, my acne started to get milder, and just recently after I joined God's favourite website my acne has almost completely cleared up. A strange coincidence, don't you think?

Here is a graph proving my findings:



So what am I saying here? I am proposing that my acne was directly caused by my sinning and was God's way of PUNISHING me, and all this mumbo jumbo about "hormones" was the Devil trying to keep me from finding out the truth. My young lustful ungodly thoughts about having sex with women caused me to be diseased, and my suspicions are mirrored in the KJV:

Exodus 9:8–9
And the LORD said unto Moses and unto Aaron, Take to you handfuls of ashes of the furnace, and let Moses sprinkle it toward the heaven in the sight of Pharaoh.

And it shall become small dust in all the land of Egypt, and shall be a boil breaking forth with blains upon man, and upon beast, throughout all the land of Egypt.

If I leave you with one thing here, it is that acne is the mark of the devil and that you should avoid anyone sporting it like the plague. It is no coincidence acne shows itself in devils red. Also, never trust dermatologists.

Here is an example of some unsaved spawn:


Thank you for reading,
Your Friend, Christopher.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Sinning the cause of ACNE?

Thank you,

I copied your post and sent it to all my nephews and nieces. Perhaps they'll think twice.

[WinnerNotSinner]

Re: Sinning the cause of ACNE?

Use it as you wish

[Phebe Carlyle]

Re: Sinning the cause of ACNE?

I too am glad that you brought this God inspired enlightenment to our attention.

Like Sister B.I.G, I will too pass this information onto my nieces and nephews, but if I may, also use it as a teaching tool in my counselling sessions.

There are some girls in my current group with Bacne, as well as acne on their faces. So you can only imagine just how much sinning has gone on there!

Exodus DOES have much wise teachings and your OWN Plague of Boils anecdote is testimony to this fact.

It is wonderful too that you took the time to make such an intricate graph, showing in detail the progress from sinner to - bosom of The Lord - dweller!

Bless you Brother Christopher,

YIC,

WS.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Sinning the cause of ACNE?

Well, it is scientifically proven that masturbation causes acne. That is why teenagers are often so pockmark-riddled. No doubt you masturbated a lot (among other sins), which caused God to smite you with pimples. Let your testimony shine forth and be a beacon of hope to anyone who wants to achieve clear skin.

[WinnerNotSinner]

Re: Sinning the cause of ACNE?

Well, it is scientifically proven that masturbation causes acne. That is why teenagers are often so pockmark-riddled. No doubt you masturbated a lot (among other sins), which caused God to smite you with pimples. Let your testimony shine forth and be a beacon of hope to anyone who wants to achieve clear skin.

I did masturbate, yes, when I had my most acne I was masturbating up to 5 times per day. You are correct there is a surefire correlation between masturbation and acne. As I got older, I started to masturbate less frequently, and then not at all. I am now engaged to a good Christian woman and have no satanspots. Explain that science!
I saw a contaminated teenager today whilst shopping for a checked shirt and jacket, he worked in the store and asked to help: I told the feral scum to leave me alone at once and reported him for harassment.

@Wintersnow: I am worried about your nieces with acne, I will be praying for them. I would be willing to visit one of your counselling sessions to really FORCE the acne out of them, but advance notice would be helpful because I live in hopeless England.

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

Re: Sinning the cause of ACNE?

And we must point out just how serious masturbation is. Since it is done without another person of the opposite sex present, masturbation is automatically homosexual sex. This is a clear abomination in the sight of the Lord.

[WinnerNotSinner]

Re: Sinning the cause of ACNE?

And we must point out just how serious masturbation is. Since it is done without another person of the opposite sex present, masturbation is automatically homosexual sex. This is a clear abomination in the sight of the Lord.

If only I could have found you when I was younger! I needed someone, ANYONE to tell it to me straight.

[WWJDnow]

Re: Sinning the cause of ACNE?

As I grew older, I grew wiser, and I started just recently becoming a full Christian like yourselves. Also as I grew older, my acne started to get milder, and just recently after I joined God's favourite website my acne has almost completely cleared up. A strange coincidence, don't you think?

I am proposing that my acne was directly caused by my sinning and was God's way of PUNISHING me, and all this mumbo jumbo about "hormones" was the Devil trying to keep me from finding out the truth.

No doubt, this was a punishment laid upon you by God. I think it might have been a leprosy. After all, Jesus is well known for healing leprosies:

And Jesus put forth his hand, and touched him, saying, I will; be thou clean. And immediately his leprosy was cleansed. Matthew 8:3

Praise the sweet name of Jesus Christ that you have been saved, brother!

[WinnerNotSinner]

Re: Sinning the cause of ACNE?

What a beautiful verse brother! Acne is just a mild form of leprosy anyway, Jesus has saved me like so many others!

2 Kings 5:27
The leprosy therefore of Naaman shall cleave unto thee, and unto thy seed for ever. And he went out from his presence a leper as white as snow.

[HTannor]

Re: Sinning the cause of ACNE?

Your clean, clear complexion is irrefutable proof that choking your chicken masturbation can be overcome and Godly Results™ will surely follow.

Congratulations, WNS, for setting the bar high for our younger members.

I proudly wear the badge of ex-masturbator. I no longer touch myself "down there" unless I'm wearing gloves.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Sinning the cause of ACNE?

I was masturbating up to 5 times per day.

Much more than that and Jesus might have smited you with full-blown leprosy. Sometimes full-blown leprosy can be caused by "sixty-nining" with yourself. The idea is that, if you can't use it properly, the Lord will make it fall off. Remember the sin of Onan:

Genesis 38:8-10 (King James Version 1611)


8And Judah said unto Onan, Go in unto thy brother's wife, and marry her, and raise up seed to thy brother.
9And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother. 10And the thing which he did displeased the LORD: wherefore he slew him also.


The Lord is extremely insulted by wasted semen. That's because every sperm cell contains a human soul. So masturbating is like committing wanton genocide. The Lord probably slew him by smiting him with leprosy and making his tallywacker fall off, whereupon he would bleed completely out and die. If you still have your tallywacker, you are a very fortunate man.

[upeoplercrazy]

Re: Sinning the cause of ACNE?

ahahahah yeah right

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Sinning the cause of ACNE?

ahahahah yeah right

Only a foul sinner would laugh at such a sensitive subject. Why don't you make an introduction here, instead of interrupting the adults?

[Deuteronomy]

Re: Sinning the cause of ACNE?

Welcome. I do not know if this is the correct forum for this post.

Hello, I would like to share with you a personal story of mine. This will be the first time I have opened myself up like this.

When I was a young sinner, I had acne on my face. Acne is a disgusting disease that made me lose my self confidence and friends. I visited the doctors on multiple occasions to try and find treatment for my acne and give me my confidence back so I could begin courting girls . My dermatologist suggested that my acne was caused by a mixture of "hormones" and "DNA" and that I was simply not reacting to the treatments she gave (because of some rubbish about chemicals).

YEAH RIGHT! (I hear you say!) How convenient my body was "not reacting".

As I grew older, I grew wiser, and I started just recently becoming a full Christian like yourselves. Also as I grew older, my acne started to get milder, and just recently after I joined God's favourite website my acne has almost completely cleared up. A strange coincidence, don't you think?

Here is a graph proving my findings:



So what am I saying here? I am proposing that my acne was directly caused by my sinning and was God's way of PUNISHING me, and all this mumbo jumbo about "hormones" was the Devil trying to keep me from finding out the truth. My young lustful ungodly thoughts about having sex with women caused me to be diseased, and my suspicions are mirrored in the KJV:

Exodus 9:8–9
And the LORD said unto Moses and unto Aaron, Take to you handfuls of ashes of the furnace, and let Moses sprinkle it toward the heaven in the sight of Pharaoh.

And it shall become small dust in all the land of Egypt, and shall be a boil breaking forth with blains upon man, and upon beast, throughout all the land of Egypt.

If I leave you with one thing here, it is that acne is the mark of the devil and that you should avoid anyone sporting it like the plague. It is no coincidence acne shows itself in devils red. Also, never trust dermatologists.

Here is an example of some unsaved spawn:


Thank you for reading,
Your Friend, Christopher.

Dear friend
First of all I want to congratulate you of becoming a True Christian™. I must say that is is well deserved since you are as wise as you truthful to our Lord.

I am very impressed with the amount and quality of scientific evidence you have given for the positive correlation between being a Christian and healing acne. The "scientists" say that the existence of God can not be proven scientifically, and yet you have just done it. This must indeed send an earth quake through the evil halls of every university campus of the earth. Let's see if the lieberal biased media will write about it. I salute you brother