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    Is Satan bringing us together?

    Dear Landover brothers and sisters, I am fretting. I am doing my nightly bible study, and I know I am taking a sentence out of context from KJV but, Jesus said in John 6:43."...Murmur not among yourselves." Please relieve my misery and tell me how we are right in the eyes of God to be conversing on the forum. Am I generalizing "murmur not" too much? And is it ok if I murmur to me, myself and I?
    Pastafarian disguised as a Landover Baptist. HA.
    Bearhugs4Jesus, PTL!
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    Re: Is Satan bringing us together?

    Originally posted by bearhugs View Post
    Dear Landover brothers and sisters, I am fretting. I am doing my nightly bible study, and I know I am taking a sentence out of context from KJV but, Jesus said in John 6:43."...Murmur not among yourselves." Please relieve my misery and tell me how we are right in the eyes of God to be conversing on the forum. Am I generalizing "murmur not" too much? And is it ok if I murmur to me, myself and I?
    Pastafarian disguised as a Landover Baptist. HA.
    Freind,

    I never murmur when I post. I scream while I am posting on this forum, typical "Oh Lord I am coming!". I hopes this answers your' question.

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    • #3
      Re: Is Satan bringing us together?

      Pasta is food for queers and greasy dago wops.

      Jesus does not take kindly to being mocked, furrie.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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      • #4
        Re: Is Satan bringing us together?

        Originally posted by bearhugs View Post
        Pastafarian disguised as a Landover Baptist. HA.
        That's the least convincing disguise I've ever seen.
        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



        God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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        • #5
          Re: Is Satan bringing us together?

          And beware of getting bamboozled by its false-doctrine appendage, bear guy!
          1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
          1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...

          1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

          Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
          Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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          • #6
            Re: Is Satan bringing us together?

            Originally posted by bearhugs View Post
            Pastafarian disguised as a Landover Baptist. HA.
            It's a poor disguise, considering we know exactly what kind of bear it is you love to "hug".
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            1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
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            • #7
              Re: Is Satan bringing us together?

              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
              Pasta is food for queers and greasy dago wops.
              And Canuckistani ex-vegans like me of course...but you lot should be happy it's the beef kind

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