[Timofey]

Re: Pretty Good Day.

I'm NOT "questioning" my sexuality. Even if I was "gay", I could do better than that crack addict. Have you looked at his picture??????

Why the hate when I thought you were here to "help" me?

I'm losing faith in all this stuff...

It wasn't crack. It was meth.
I have accepted Jesus as my savior and put most of my hedonistic ways behind me. I am trying.

Proverbs 4
18 But the path of the just is as the shining light, that shineth more and more unto the perfect day.
19 The way of the wicked is as darkness: they know not at what they stumble.

[Jedediah]

Re: Pretty Good Day.

Dear Las Vegas Larry:

May I offer a word of advice? Take whatever money you have a buy a one way ticket to Freehold. Fly as fast as you can into the direct care and guidance of the Pastors of LBC. I do not trust anyone else to supervise your search for salvation.

Of course, once you are in Freehold, you will have to change your name-- Perhaps Freehold Frank?

My prayers are with you.

Encouragingly Yours,

Handmaiden

I couldn't agree more, Handy. God brought Larry to our forums to find Jesus, and Larry has made considerable progress so far. I think that he may just find the Salvation™ he so desperately needs if he perseveres earnestly in his walk with Christ.

We can't leave this in the hands of amateurs. To receive the guidance and exhortation that he needs, Larry belongs in the Heartland where we believe in a little something called traditional American family values. Just imagine how pleased Jesus would be with us all if Larry finds Salvation™ right here in the bosom of LBC! God may just give us all a few extra rooms in our Heavenly mansions for causing so much joy amongst the angels.

Luke 15:10
Likewise, I say unto you, there is joy in the presence of the angels of God over one sinner that repenteth.

[Sister Charli]

Re: Pretty Good Day.

Keep praying for me?

You are in my prayers Larry. Stay humble dude!

Proverbs 15:33 (King James Version)
33 The fear of the LORD is the instruction of wisdom; and before honour is humility.

[Las Vegas Larry]

Re: Pretty Good Day.

Boy o' boy, Larry, you sure have a full plate don't you. What with homosexuality and alcoholism to boot, it's no wonder you are lashing out in the midst of your paranoid fantasy about other men wanting to rape you. The next time you feel the anticipation of a man entering you from behind, just take ten deep breaths. Whatever you do, don't touch yourself. That is the homosexuality eeking in from your subconscious. If you aren't careful, you might look down and suddenly find that you are vigorously abusing your organ. You must be vigilant and keep your hands away from any penis, including your own, and your penis away from any man's hands, including your own. Your mind will try to rationalize it. But that's because you are sick. If your mind says "I can touch a man's penis just this once, to keep myself from taking a drink," or, "I can eat the worm just this once to keep me from going down on this man next to me," just pray to Jesus Christ. Remember, the power is God's. Don't let your own warped will take control again.

I don't know anythying about all that nasty stuff but you seem very experienced in it. I have not posted one word that would suggest I am gay, but that's all that seems to be on yours and Benedicts minds. If I was gay, wouldn't I choose a city like Frisco rather than Vegas?

We have chorus GIRLS here not GUYS.

I know christians don't approve of homosexuals but you guys here on these forums are obsessed with it and very hateful. Why not live and let live? What exactly is so threatening in what most of you call "limp wristed sissies"? Are you such wimps yourselves that you couldn't defend yourself against "fairies"? And I haven't seen ONE word in the bible where Jesus said anything about gays. Doesn't seem that important to him....

[Las Vegas Larry]

Re: Pretty Good Day.

I couldn't agree more, Handy. God brought Larry to our forums to find Jesus, and Larry has made considerable progress so far. I think that he may just find the Salvation™ he so desperately needs if he perseveres earnestly in his walk with Christ.

We can't leave this in the hands of amateurs. To receive the guidance and exhortation that he needs, Larry belongs in the Heartland where we believe in a little something called traditional American family values. Just imagine how pleased Jesus would be with us all if Larry finds Salvation™ right here in the bosom of LBC! God may just give us all a few extra rooms in our Heavenly mansions for causing so much joy amongst the angels.

Luke 15:10
Likewise, I say unto you, there is joy in the presence of the angels of God over one sinner that repenteth.

Thank you Mr. Jedediah

At least you aren't preoccupied with calling me a homo. I have to use my ticket to this Sunday's services here in Vegas, but I might head your way if it doesn't work out.

Do you at have cardrooms and massage parlors in Freehold? I don't see in my bible anything wrong with those...

Thank you.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Pretty Good Day.

I don't know anythying about all that nasty stuff but you seem very experienced in it. I have not posted one word that would suggest I am gay, but that's all that seems to be on yours and Benedicts minds. If I was gay, wouldn't I choose a city like Frisco rather than Vegas?

We have chorus GIRLS here not GUYS.

I know christians don't approve of homosexuals but you guys here on these forums are obsessed with it and very hateful. Why not live and let live? What exactly is so threatening in what most of you call "limp wristed sissies"? Are you such wimps yourselves that you couldn't defend yourself against "fairies"? And I haven't seen ONE word in the bible where Jesus said anything about gays. Doesn't seem that important to him....

Now, now, I understand that anger is something you will be dealing with a lot as you come off of all of you addictions and turn your life to Christ. The demons never leave nicely.

You have to realize, the number of homers we get on this board, some of the brothers have become tired of it and a bit hostile towards anyone who even gives the slight hint of homerism.

[Sister Charli]

Re: Pretty Good Day.

I know christians don't approve of homosexuals but you guys here on these forums are obsessed with it and very hateful. Why not live and let live? What exactly is so threatening in what most of you call "limp wristed sissies"? Are you such wimps yourselves that you couldn't defend yourself against "fairies"? And I haven't seen ONE word in the bible where Jesus said anything about gays. Doesn't seem that important to him....

Larry Larry Larry.

No one here has been hateful. In fact, the opposite. Have you heard the term "tough love"?

Larry, I would hope that if I was on a one way ticket to hell, someone loved me enough to slap me, tell me to open my eyes and get my act together. I am blessed to have a Daddy who will do that for me, but when you came to the LBC Larry, you had no one but a flagon of no-name port.

It is ONLY because we care, Larry, what we want to save you from damnation. Ultimately the choice is yours.

You remain in my prayers.

[James Dewitt]

Re: Pretty Good Day.

We have chorus GIRLS here not GUYS.

Larry Larry, Larry, do not be so blind. Sure Las Vegas has homers, Liberachi was a star homer for many years until the AID rotted his back side out and Jesus finally killed him. And what about the two homers Ziegfeld and Roy, ya know the Homers who had sex with tigers. That one fella got lucky when Jesus pulled that big cat off him. Now its lucky for you that we have an EX-Gay program here, the Pastors have a proven track record, not one failure.
Larry how much cash can you come up with?

[Benedict A. Davis]

Re: Pretty Good Day.

Larry Larry, Larry, do not be so blind. Sure Las Vegas has homers, Liberachi was a star homer for many years until the AID rotted his back side out and Jesus finally killed him. And what about the two homers Ziegfeld and Roy, ya know the Homers who had sex with tigers. That one fella got lucky when Jesus pulled that big cat off him. Now its lucky for you that we have an EX-Gay program here, the Pastors have a proven track record, not one failure.
Larry how much cash can you come up with?

Cash won't be Larry's biggest problem I am afraid, I have to wonder if his past gayness has buggered his backbone clear away. Larry will have to show a bit of self control and a bit of commitment, something gay boys are known to lack, to receive any benefit from the Ex-gay program. Larry you will have to look the congregation right in the eyes and say "I am a rump wrangler no more''. Jesus can help you with that Larry but you have to make the 1st step.

[Las Vegas Larry]

Re: Pretty Good Day.

I'm not going to respond to any of that gay stuff. But i would say this... how come only the MEN here call me gay and write on and on about that nasty stuff when the WOMEN here obviously want me? Maybe there is something in your GUYS closets you want to hide????

To the WOMEN here:

Thank you for the support and when can you come to Vegas to help me? I have a new plan to get some serious cash and I will share with all of you????? A company is making a feature film at a motel in North Vegas.

Thansk you.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Pretty Good Day.

I'm not going to respond to any of that gay stuff. But i would say this... how come only the MEN here call me gay and write on and on about that nasty stuff when the WOMEN here obviously want me? Maybe there is something in your GUYS closets you want to hide????

To the WOMEN here:

Thank you for the support and when can you come to Vegas to help me? I have a new plan to get some serious cash and I will share with all of you????? A company is making a feature film at a motel in North Vegas.

Thansk you.

Larry,

As much as I'd like to come out to help you, I have just moved to Freehold and am currently trying to get my house organized. I am also dealing with the stress of trying to help some dear friends and with being a bridesmaid (cross fingers).

As for being in a movie, I don't believe that it is something a Godly Christian woman would want to be interested in. Do you still have your ticket for church on Sunday?

[Las Vegas Larry]

Re: Pretty Good Day.

Larry,

As much as I'd like to come out to help you, I have just moved to Freehold and am currently trying to get my house organized. I am also dealing with the stress of trying to help some dear friends and with being a bridesmaid (cross fingers).

As for being in a movie, I don't believe that it is something a Godly Christian woman would want to be interested in. Do you still have your ticket for church on Sunday?

No, I lost the ticket last night. Had a relapse because I didn't get the job at the Chinese place. i dont remember much.....

The pastor said no ticket, no admission, so I don't know what to do??

The film pays big money. Couldn't you set the bible stuff aside for two hours and then just get saved again afterwards? Thats the way I read the jesus stuff.... anyone can be saved at anytime as long as they don't cuss him?

How about that sweet Lisa babe.... is she around and looking to make ten large?

Thank you Mrs. Believer!!!!!!

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Pretty Good Day.

No, I lost the ticket last night. Had a relapse because I didn't get the job at the Chinese place. i dont remember much.....

The pastor said no ticket, no admission, so I don't know what to do??

The film pays big money. Couldn't you set the bible stuff aside for two hours and then just get saved again afterwards? Thats the way I read the jesus stuff.... anyone can be saved at anytime as long as they don't cuss him?

How about that sweet Lisa babe.... is she around and looking to make ten large?

Thank you Mrs. Believer!!!!!!

Oh Larry,

Jesus is not something you can put aside for a couple of hours. I am a happily married woman with 3 children, would I put them away for a couple of hours? I'm really not sure what we're going to do with you. I would send you a ticket to Freehold, but I'm afraid that you would just cash it in and spend it on booze.

As for Lisa H, do you really want "the pitbull" on your back again? I would suggest you don't "poke the bear".

[Timofey]

Re: Pretty Good Day.

Larry I do not think you are gay but I am still confused from years of hedonistic life style.

[Jedediah]

Re: Pretty Good Day.

Now its lucky for you that we have an EX-Gay program here, the Pastors have a proven track record, not one failure.
Larry how much cash can you come up with?

Fortunately for Larry, we have recently introduced a limited number of scholarships available for the Ex-Gay© Program. He would just have to be willing to sign a few waivers. I have been assisting Dr. Bessemer in the development of some new methodologies, and we are in need of willing test subjects.

We could even throw in free accommodations and a bus ticket to Des Moines once the paperwork is complete.