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  • Timofey
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Jul 2010
    • 172

    #76
    Re: Pretty Good Day.

    Brother Jedediah,

    them tickets just for homers? I am praying hard to be able to make my way to Freehold but my resources are limited.

    If I go homer, can I get a ticket too?

    The halfway house has a PO box where I can get mail at.

    I rather not but I am desperate to alter my sistuation if God wishes it.
    1 Timothy 5
    23 No longer drink only water, but use a little wine for your stomach’s sake and your frequent infirmities.





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    • Benedict A. Davis
      Winning Souls in his Winnebago
      True Christian™
      • May 2010
      • 3900

      #77
      Re: Pretty Good Day.

      Originally posted by Las Vegas Larry View Post
      I'm not going to respond to any of that gay stuff. But i would say this... how come only the MEN here call me gay and write on and on about that nasty stuff when the WOMEN here obviously want me? Maybe there is something in your GUYS closets you want to hide????

      To the WOMEN here:

      Thank you for the support and when can you come to Vegas to help me? I have a new plan to get some serious cash and I will share with all of you????? A company is making a feature film at a motel in North Vegas.

      Thansk you.
      Larry you are suffering from what they call cognitive disassociation, If you want to know more about it read this. It tells how the Nazi's killed a lot of gays to hide their own queerness.Then you attempt to overcompensate with any female that would even spit on you. Larry only the Lord can help you now. I told you what you got to do to get that help, tell everybody the truth as that is the first step on your path to salvation.
      sigpic 1 Chronicles 16:15
      Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
      Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
      Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

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      • Jo Freddie
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        Hateful God mocking pirate
        • Apr 2009
        • 6339

        #78
        Re: Pretty Good Day.

        Originally posted by Las Vegas Larry View Post
        I'm not going to respond to any of that gay stuff. But i would say this... how come only the MEN here call me gay and write on and on about that nasty stuff when the WOMEN here obviously want me? Maybe there is something in your GUYS closets you want to hide????
        Many here seem to play the "gay" card as soon as they see anything that remotely looks like it could be seen as a reference to any activity they suspect of not being 100% heterosexual. I tend to agree with you as to their motives for this, they are not comfortable with their own sexuality and feel threatened by anyone that is. The KJV Collected Fairy Tales has lead them to believe that certain feelings they may have are wrong and the supression of these feelings causes them a lot of pain, a pain that manifests itself in aggression towards those they feel have not let themselves be tied up in knots by a collection of untruths and fairy tales.
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        • Sister Charli
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Jun 2010
          • 1590

          #79
          Re: Pretty Good Day.

          Originally posted by Las Vegas Larry View Post
          No, I lost the ticket last night. Had a relapse because I didn't get the job at the Chinese place. i dont remember much.....
          Larry. How on this earth could you possibly loose your salvation ticket for Sunday?

          Define "relapse". I assume you got intoxicated. BUT did you wake up with a strange bloke in your bed?
          2 Chronicles 7:14
          14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

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          • Sister Charli
            True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Jun 2010
            • 1590

            #80
            Re: Pretty Good Day.

            Originally posted by Timofey View Post
            Brother Jedediah,

            them tickets just for homers? I am praying hard to be able to make my way to Freehold but my resources are limited.

            If I go homer, can I get a ticket too?
            Read about your namesake - Timothy.

            And God's promise to Timothy.

            1 Corinthians 10:13 (King James Version)
            13 There hath no temptation taken you but such as is common to man: but God is faithful, who will not suffer you to be tempted above that ye are able; but will with the temptation also make a way to escape, that ye may be able to bear it.
            2 Chronicles 7:14
            14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

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            • Timofey
              Forum Member
              Forum Member
              • Jul 2010
              • 172

              #81
              Re: Pretty Good Day.

              Originally posted by Sister Charli View Post
              Read about your namesake - Timothy.
              GLORY!!

              1 Timothy 1
              15This is a faithful saying, and worthy of all acceptation, that Christ Jesus came into the world to save sinners; of whom I am chief.


              I said this!!


              1 Timothy 2:12, "I do not permit a woman to teach or to have authority over a man; she must be silent."

              But the women of Landover have been most helpful with their words of comfort!!!

              I like this passage!
              20 Those who sin are to be rebuked publicly, so that the others may take warning.

              That is what Landover does here!!!

              There is so much to learn how can I possibly do it?!?!

              I need to pray on this matter.
              1 Timothy 5
              23 No longer drink only water, but use a little wine for your stomach’s sake and your frequent infirmities.





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              • James Dewitt
                #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                • Jan 2010
                • 6267

                #82
                Re: Pretty Good Day.

                Originally posted by Jedediah View Post
                Fortunately for Larry, we have recently introduced a limited number of scholarships available for the Ex-Gay© Program. He would just have to be willing to sign a few waivers. I have been assisting Dr. Bessemer in the development of some new methodologies, and we are in need of willing test subjects.

                We could even throw in free accommodations and a bus ticket to Des Moines once the paperwork is complete.
                If it will help get a homer off the streets, I will pay for the buss fare. Larry can always work it off doing yard work at my home.

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                • Timofey
                  Forum Member
                  Forum Member
                  • Jul 2010
                  • 172

                  #83
                  Re: Pretty Good Day.

                  Hope you have a riding mower brother James.
                  1 Timothy 5
                  23 No longer drink only water, but use a little wine for your stomach’s sake and your frequent infirmities.





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                  • BelieverInGod
                    Fourm Member
                    Forum Member
                    • Feb 2010
                    • 9269

                    #84
                    Re: Pretty Good Day.

                    Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                    Many here seem to play the "gay" card as soon as they see anything that remotely looks like it could be seen as a reference to any activity they suspect of not being 100% heterosexual. I tend to agree with you as to their motives for this, they are not comfortable with their own sexuality and feel threatened by anyone that is. The KJV Collected Fairy Tales has lead them to believe that certain feelings they may have are wrong and the supression of these feelings causes them a lot of pain, a pain that manifests itself in aggression towards those they feel have not let themselves be tied up in knots by a collection of untruths and fairy tales.
                    So speaks the butt pirate.
                    Drama queen

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                    • Las Vegas Larry
                      Unsaved trash
                      • Jul 2010
                      • 85

                      #85
                      Re: Pretty Good Day.

                      More gay stuff i see....

                      I'm going to make real money in the romantic movie tonight with WOMEN! Its supposed to be just me and three women not MEN!! Not much of a plot from what I've read, but I'm up for all the rest of the stuff.

                      2 Chronicles 11:21
                      Rehoboam loved Maacah daughter of Absalom more than any of his other wives and concubines. In all, he had eighteen wives and sixty concubines, twenty-eight sons and sixty daughters.


                      If it's okay for this maacah guy to have 60 whores, Im sure jesus doesn't mind if I have three??

                      You gay obsessed people are just jealous....

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                      • Las Vegas Larry
                        Unsaved trash
                        • Jul 2010
                        • 85

                        #86
                        Re: Pretty Good Day.

                        Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                        Many here seem to play the "gay" card as soon as they see anything that remotely looks like it could be seen as a reference to any activity they suspect of not being 100% heterosexual. I tend to agree with you as to their motives for this, they are not comfortable with their own sexuality and feel threatened by anyone that is. The KJV Collected Fairy Tales has lead them to believe that certain feelings they may have are wrong and the supression of these feelings causes them a lot of pain, a pain that manifests itself in aggression towards those they feel have not let themselves be tied up in knots by a collection of untruths and fairy tales.
                        Thank you Mr Freddie.

                        I think they are all in the closet and too afraid to come out.... I could care less if they want to be gay. I don't hate anybody....

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                        • BelieverInGod
                          Fourm Member
                          Forum Member
                          • Feb 2010
                          • 9269

                          #87
                          Re: Pretty Good Day.

                          Originally posted by Las Vegas Larry View Post
                          More gay stuff i see....

                          I'm going to make real money in the romantic movie tonight with WOMEN! Its supposed to be just me and three women not MEN!! Not much of a plot from what I've read, but I'm up for all the rest of the stuff.

                          2 Chronicles 11:21
                          Rehoboam loved Maacah daughter of Absalom more than any of his other wives and concubines. In all, he had eighteen wives and sixty concubines, twenty-eight sons and sixty daughters.


                          If it's okay for this maacah guy to have 60 whores, Im sure jesus doesn't mind if I have three??

                          You gay obsessed people are just jealous....
                          Larry, I had so much hope for you, please don't spit in Jesus eye.

                          As for having 60 concubines (a concubine is not a whore) there's a couple of reasons this isn't done anymore.

                          1) It's against the law, and the Bible tells us we must follow the secular law.
                          Hebrews 13:17 Obey them that have the rule over you, and submit yourselves: for they watch for your souls, as they that must give account, that they may do it with joy, and not with grief: for that is unprofitable for you.

                          2) In order to have concubines, you must be able to keep them. You seem unable to keep a roof over your own head, let alone a wifes or concubines.
                          Exodus 21:10 If he take him another wife; her food, her raiment, and her duty of marriage, shall he not diminish.
                          Drama queen

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                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 78556

                            #88
                            Re: Pretty Good Day.

                            Originally posted by Las Vegas Larry View Post
                            More gay stuff i see....

                            I'm going to make real money in the romantic movie tonight with WOMEN! Its supposed to be just me and three women not MEN!! Not much of a plot from what I've read, but I'm up for all the rest of the stuff.

                            2 Chronicles 11:21
                            Rehoboam loved Maacah daughter of Absalom more than any of his other wives and concubines. In all, he had eighteen wives and sixty concubines, twenty-eight sons and sixty daughters.


                            If it's okay for this maacah guy to have 60 whores, Im sure jesus doesn't mind if I have three??

                            You gay obsessed people are just jealous....
                            God hates whoremongers, pal.

                            Hebrews 13:4
                            Whoremongers and adulterers God will judge.
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                            • Las Vegas Larry
                              Unsaved trash
                              • Jul 2010
                              • 85

                              #89
                              Re: Pretty Good Day.

                              Originally posted by Sister Charli View Post
                              Larry. How on this earth could you possibly loose your salvation ticket for Sunday?

                              Define "relapse". I assume you got intoxicated. BUT did you wake up with a strange bloke in your bed?
                              I thought you like me Mrs Charli?

                              I dont remember anything at all from last night but I woke up alone and i dont have any pain down there so NO, I was not with a BLOKE!!! you too on the gay stuff?

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                              • Las Vegas Larry
                                Unsaved trash
                                • Jul 2010
                                • 85

                                #90
                                Re: Pretty Good Day.

                                Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
                                Larry, I had so much hope for you, please don't spit in Jesus eye.

                                As for having 60 concubines (a concubine is not a whore) there's a couple of reasons this isn't done anymore.

                                1) It's against the law, and the Bible tells us we must follow the secular law.
                                Hebrews 13:17 Obey them that have the rule over you, and submit yourselves: for they watch for your souls, as they that must give account, that they may do it with joy, and not with grief: for that is unprofitable for you.

                                2) In order to have concubines, you must be able to keep them. You seem unable to keep a roof over your own head, let alone a wifes or concubines.
                                Exodus 21:10 If he take him another wife; her food, her raiment, and her duty of marriage, shall he not diminish.
                                then how come you all are talking about stoning people and having rock throwing parties when THAT"S against the law?? Huh??

                                You all have told me the bible is the truth but everytime i quote it you tell me I am wrong. I might not be as bright as I once was, but this stuff isnt making any sense?

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