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    Tongue Tied Devil ???

    I was told that when you speak in tongues or pray in tongues the Devil can't understand you.

    Is this true? Or should I have just smacked him upside the head with my AV1611 sword?

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    Re: Tongue Tied Devil ???

    Originally posted by Brother Buzzard View Post
    I was told that when you speak in tongues or pray in tongues the Devil can't understand you.

    Is this true? Or should I have just smacked him upside the head with my AV1611 sword?

    Were did you get that idea?

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      Re: Tongue Tied Devil ???

      Originally posted by Brother Buzzard View Post
      I was told that when you speak in tongues or pray in tongues the Devil can't understand you.

      Is this true? Or should I have just smacked him upside the head with my AV1611 sword?

      It's the other way 'round. The DEVIL can't speak English, or write in complete sentences. Neither can his demonic children. So when someone comes to this forum and starts talking "Hey, Dawg, gimme high fiver, I'm all jiggy wid it, well fry my niblets in brown sauce" we know it's a demon or a goth. Same thing.
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      Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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        Re: Tongue Tied Devil ???

        Originally posted by Brother Buzzard View Post
        I was told that when you speak in tongues or pray in tongues the Devil can't understand you.

        Is this true? Or should I have just smacked him upside the head with my AV1611 sword?
        Actually, just the opposite. Speaking in tongues is the surest way to advertise yourself as being open to Satan's bidding; that you're the product of incestuous Pentecostalism and are malleable enough (and stupid enough) to be used by any one of Satan's large band of false Christians, such as by Rod Parsley, Benny Hind, Hal Lindsey, Howard Dean or Jan Crouch. Most sinners wait until they’re in Hell before being anally raped by Satan's demons. Speaking in tongues is a way of asking for it here on Earth.
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          Re: Tongue Tied Devil ???

          Originally posted by Larry Lee View Post
          Actually, just the opposite. Speaking in tongues is the surest way to advertise yourself as being open to Satan's bidding; that you're the product of incestuous Pentecostalism and are malleable enough (and stupid enough) to be used by any one of Satan's large band of false Christians, such as by Rod Parsley, Benny Hind, Hal Lindsey, Howard Dean or Jan Crouch. Most sinners wait until they’re in Hell before being anally raped by Satan's demons. Speaking in tongues is a way of asking for it here on Earth.
          Amen Brother!

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          • #6
            Re: Tongue Tied Devil ???

            Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post

            It's the other way 'round. The DEVIL can't speak English, or write in complete sentences. Neither can his demonic children. So when someone comes to this forum and starts talking "Hey, Dawg, gimme high fiver, I'm all jiggy wid it, well fry my niblets in brown sauce" we know it's a demon or a goth. Same thing.
            You preach it like it is, pastors! And that goes for text messagers too, and in general any heathen scum who can't spell Jesus' favorite American. They are all going to hell when they die, and that's that.
            1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
            1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...

            1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

            Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
            Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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            • #7
              Re: Tongue Tied Devil ???

              Gosh, there are lots of Mexiricans here in Wacko, Texas, and they always speak in tongues. I knew they were an inferior race and they smell bad, but I had no idea that they might be demons.

              Is there any way to exterminate them? I know it's not legal to drive a stake through their hearts, but is there some other way? Maybe we can get the Catholics to hose them down with Holy Water?

              YIC,
              Buford
              yours in Christ,
              Brother Buford

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              • #8
                Re: Tongue Tied Devil ???

                Originally posted by Larry Lee View Post
                Actually, just the opposite. Speaking in tongues is the surest way to advertise yourself as being open to Satan's bidding; that you're the product of incestuous Pentecostalism and are malleable enough (and stupid enough) to be used by any one of Satan's large band of false Christians, such as by Rod Parsley, Benny Hind, Hal Lindsey, Howard Dean or Jan Crouch. Most sinners wait until they’re in Hell before being anally raped by Satan's demons. Speaking in tongues is a way of asking for it here on Earth.
                Amen! As a matter of fact I think you should send this to the Assembly OF God Headquarters.

                If the Lord leads you to it, he will get you through it.

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