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  • LostandConfused
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    • Oct 2007
    • 1

    #1

    The demons

    I have a serious problem. I have demons in my head telling me I'm fat and that I shouldn't eat! I loathe myself. I think I'm anorexic. In the past month I've dropped thirty pounds. I'm now 5'9" and 130 pounds. I want to be 110!

    People tell me I should go into therapy.

    But I think that's all BS.

  • Bobby-Joe
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    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 18405

    #2
    Re: The demons

    Are you a Christian friend?

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    • Brother V
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      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 3481

      #3
      Re: The demons

      Originally posted by LostandConfused View Post
      I have a serious problem. I have demons in my head telling me I'm fat and that I shouldn't eat! I loathe myself. I think I'm anorexic. In the past month I've dropped thirty pounds. I'm now 5'9" and 130 pounds. I want to be 110!

      People tell me I should go into therapy.

      But I think that's all BS.

      (I assume you are a girl)

      How did you get so dangerously overweight to begin with.

      I'd recommend a strong tithing regimen, if you give all your food money, you won't be tempted with a sammich.

      YIC
      V
      Judges 9:21 And Jotham ran away, and fled, and went to Beer, and dwelt there, for fear of Abimelech his brother.

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      • Deaner
        Christ's Love Messenger
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 5932

        #4
        Re: The demons

        Originally posted by LostandConfused View Post
        I loathe myself.
        I would imagine Christ does as well. You said you now weigh 130 but you lost 30lbs in the last month which would have made you 160. Did you hate yourself when you were a fat pig too?

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        • Sister Noddy
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Jun 2007
          • 1843

          #5
          Re: The demons

          Originally posted by LostandConfused View Post
          I have a serious problem. I have demons in my head telling me I'm fat and that I shouldn't eat! I loathe myself. I think I'm anorexic. In the past month I've dropped thirty pounds. I'm now 5'9" and 130 pounds. I want to be 110!

          People tell me I should go into therapy.

          But I think that's all BS.

          Do you hear a deeply gruff and throaty voice in your brain telling you starve yourself to lose more and more weight? are you hearing this voice several times a day, especially around mealtimes? does the voice urge you to head for the little ladies room after eating, and purge?

          Then you are in a lot of trouble because he's Satan and some of his buddies like em skinny when they get there! Enjoy hell, fat girl!
          1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
          1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...


          1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

          Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
          Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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          • Rachael Van Helsing
            HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
            • Sep 2006
            • 5131

            #6
            Re: The demons

            Originally posted by LostandConfused View Post
            I have a serious problem. I have demons in my head telling me I'm fat and that I shouldn't eat! I loathe myself. I think I'm anorexic. In the past month I've dropped thirty pounds. I'm now 5'9" and 130 pounds. I want to be 110!

            People tell me I should go into therapy.

            But I think that's all BS.



            Voices in your head is not a good sign.
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            Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78555

              #7
              Re: The demons

              You are quite correct about one thing: "Therapy" is in fact "BS". Its a mind game invented by joos who want to simultaneously drain you of all your money and turn you into a queer Jesus hater at the same time.

              All the answers you need can be found in the Holy Bible.

              Can you tell us more about yourself? How old are you? Which church do you attend? What is your favorite scripture? How many lezbianic experiences have you committed?
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • Miss Maisie
                True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Jul 2007
                • 1189

                #8
                Re: The demons

                I'd have to agree with Brother V. If y'all tithe that money, it won't go towards making your body even more unslightly rotund. No man would want y'all for anything more than a serving girl if you're unslightly rotund, sugar.
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                • Talitha
                  Deaconess
                  Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                  True Christian™
                  • Mar 2026
                  • 15118

                  #9
                  Re: The demons

                  Originally posted by LostandConfused View Post
                  I have a serious problem. I have demons in my head telling me I'm fat and that I shouldn't eat! I loathe myself. I think I'm anorexic. In the past month I've dropped thirty pounds. I'm now 5'9" and 130 pounds. I want to be 110!

                  People tell me I should go into therapy.

                  But I think that's all BS.

                  You don't need therapy, YOU NEED JESUS!!
                  Praying to Jesus and Tithing are guaranteed Fat Free
                  Why do you think us True Christians™ are all perfectly formed?
                  Jesus hates Fatties, and as a Porker you would be certain to end up in the Pits of Hell with Satan making crispy Crackling out of all that fat.

                  Is this how you want to end up?.................

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                  Sister Talitha

                  Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                  HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                  being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                  • Daisy Mae Johnson
                    The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                    Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                    aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 15708

                    #10
                    Re: The demons

                    I'd offer her a piece of my delicious apple pie, but she'd just puke it up anyway.
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                    • Brother Temperance
                      Senior Usher
                      True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                      A very nice young man
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 15621

                      #11
                      Re: The demons

                      Originally posted by Sister Talitha View Post
                      You don't need therapy, YOU NEED JESUS!!
                      Praying to Jesus and Tithing are guaranteed Fat Free
                      Why do you think us True Christians™ are all perfectly formed?
                      Jesus hates Fatties, and as a Porker you would be certain to end up in the Pits of Hell with Satan making crispy Crackling out of all that fat.

                      Is this how you want to end up?.................

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                      Hmmm, someone really needs to go here and start a thread called "the true face of Allah".
                      O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                      God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                      • Seeker
                        Thank you Pastor Pistle!
                        Forum Member
                        • Aug 2007
                        • 966

                        #12
                        Re: The demons

                        Originally posted by LostandConfused View Post
                        I have a serious problem. I have demons in my head telling me I'm fat and that I shouldn't eat! I loathe myself. I think I'm anorexic. In the past month I've dropped thirty pounds. I'm now 5'9" and 130 pounds. I want to be 110!

                        People tell me I should go into therapy.

                        But I think that's all BS.

                        I hope by your one and only post that you went to rehab or jesus did save you're soul and you pig out now. I hope it is the later. God can move moutains.

                        If the Lord leads you to it, he will get you through it.

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