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  • Science=Satan
    Unsaved trash, smartassed tool of satan
    • Apr 2014
    • 58
    #481
    Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

    Originally posted by Alphonse Alban View Post
    Because it has been done successfully for centuries all around the world. Especially in North-America and Europe.

    For example, here is a heartwarming testimony of one case of paternal care

    http://www.experienceproject.com/sto...handed/3129172
    OHHHHHH heart warming parental like beating their child or cutting his hand of or tying their child's hand to a desk?
    Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
    abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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      • Alphonse Alban
        Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
         
        • Feb 2011
        • 5724
        #482
        Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

        Originally posted by ScienceWins View Post
        OHHHHHH heart warming parental like beating their child or cutting his hand of or tying their child's hand to a desk?
        It's not beating, it's discipline out of love. Just like Jesus commands.

        Proverbs 13:24
        He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes.

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          • Science=Satan
            Unsaved trash, smartassed tool of satan
            • Apr 2014
            • 58
            #483
            Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

            Hello I would like to ask you to please change my name back to ScienceWins because i belive my freedom of speech has been violated all i did was say i'm going to keep being left handed so please change my name back.
            Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
            abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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              • Didymus Much
                Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                • Jun 2010
                • 14076
                #484
                Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

                Originally posted by Science=Satan View Post
                ...because i belive my freedom of speech...
                Who said you have that here?

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                  • Science=Satan
                    Unsaved trash, smartassed tool of satan
                    • Apr 2014
                    • 58
                    #485
                    Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

                    Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                    Who said you have that here?
                    Laws
                    Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                    abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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                      • Didymus Much
                        Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                        • Jun 2010
                        • 14076
                        #486
                        Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

                        Originally posted by Science=Satan View Post
                        Laws
                        Oh, yeah? Have you read them?

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                          • Science=Satan
                            Unsaved trash, smartassed tool of satan
                            • Apr 2014
                            • 58
                            #487
                            Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

                            Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                            Oh, yeah? Have you read them?
                            Well actually The First Amendment say it.
                            Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                            abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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                              • Didymus Much
                                Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                                • Jun 2010
                                • 14076
                                #488
                                Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

                                Originally posted by Science=Satan View Post
                                Well actually The First Amendment say it.
                                Is the First Amendment in the Bible?

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                                  • Cranky Old Man
                                    Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                                    You kids get off his lawn!
                                     
                                    • Jan 2010
                                    • 22356
                                    #489
                                    Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

                                    Originally posted by Atheist123456 View Post
                                    ...the most religious guy i know is left-handed
                                    Like the 123455 Atheists before you, you couldn't be more mistaken. You cannot be religious and left-handed at the same time. It's impossible. You either serve Jesus or you serve Satan. So you and your left-handed gay friend will both burn in Hell for all eternity.
                                    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                                    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                                    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                                      • UpstandingCitizen
                                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                                        • Apr 2014
                                        • 7
                                        #490
                                        Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

                                        Is it okay to be ambidextrous (able to use both hands with neither dominant)?

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                                          • Mary Etheldreda
                                            Gushing for Jesus
                                             
                                            • Sep 2011
                                            • 23775
                                            #491
                                            Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

                                            Originally posted by UpstandingCitizen View Post
                                            Is it okay to be ambidextrous (able to use both hands with neither dominant)?
                                            It's perverted in the same way bisexuality is perverted - it's satiating a lustful compulsion through sin.
                                            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                                              • UpstandingCitizen
                                                Confirmed Enemy of God
                                                • Apr 2014
                                                • 7
                                                #492
                                                Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

                                                I see absolutely no connection between the two. Being ambidextrous just means I can write with both hands or fight with a knife in my left hand and a gun in my right. What's wrong with that?

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                                                  • Mary Etheldreda
                                                    Gushing for Jesus
                                                     
                                                    • Sep 2011
                                                    • 23775
                                                    #493
                                                    Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

                                                    Originally posted by UpstandingCitizen View Post
                                                    I see absolutely no connection between the two. Being ambidextrous just means I can write with both hands or fight with a knife in my left hand and a gun in my right. What's wrong with that?
                                                    Fighting with a knife? Are you a Mexican?

                                                    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                                                      • UpstandingCitizen
                                                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                                                        • Apr 2014
                                                        • 7
                                                        #494
                                                        Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

                                                        Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                                                        Fighting with a knife? Are you a Mexican?

                                                        Uh, no. How are those two connected? Knives are great when you need to stealthily slit someone's throat or are in a hand-to-hand fighting situation, plus they never run out of ammo. (Although I still prefer my .45 Glock)

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                                                          • Mary Etheldreda
                                                            Gushing for Jesus
                                                             
                                                            • Sep 2011
                                                            • 23775
                                                            #495
                                                            Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

                                                            Originally posted by UpstandingCitizen View Post
                                                            Knives are great when you need to stealthily slit someone's throat
                                                            So not Mexican. Nicaraguan drug runner? Son, come off the drugs. They may help you escape your pain now, but the pain of Hell you are running to is much, much worse. And it will never end. Imagine the pain of a paper cut right under your thumbnail, on that delicate piece of skin, then imagine dripping the juice of a lime into that cut. Now imagine sprinkling salt. Further, imagine doing this forever, without escape, and a bottle of tequila is right there in view, calling the lime and salt, calling your taste buds, whispering in your ear, "Hey Juan, come over here and have some tequila, man." But no, you can't reach it, and you find your other hand is now burning and burning and it won't stop burning. in fact, you realize your entire body is burning as you are struggling to stay afloat in the Lake of Fire, all the while demons are somehow making their way to you, yanking down what's left of your pants, and sticking their barbed talliwhackers in places your grandmother never talked about! THIS is what you can look forward to if you don't repent of your ways and flee to Jesus!




                                                            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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