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  • Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

    Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
    So not Mexican. Nicaraguan drug runner? Son, come off the drugs. They may help you escape your pain now, but the pain of Hell you are running to is much, much worse. And it will never end. Imagine the pain of a paper cut right under your thumbnail, on that delicate piece of skin, then imagine dripping the juice of a lime into that cut. Now imagine sprinkling salt. Further, imagine doing this forever, without escape, and a bottle of tequila is right there in view, calling the lime and salt, calling your taste buds, whispering in your ear, "Hey Juan, come over here and have some tequila, man." But no, you can't reach it, and you find your other hand is now burning and burning and it won't stop burning. in fact, you realize your entire body is burning as you are struggling to stay afloat in the Lake of Fire, all the while demons are somehow making their way to you, yanking down what's left of your pants, and sticking their barbed talliwhackers in places your grandmother never talked about! THIS is what you can look forward to if you don't repent of your ways and flee to Jesus!




    You seem to be quite quick to assume, probably a result of you're being a woman. I practice fighting so that I can defend others, and I'm a full-blooded, straight, sober American .


    Stop assuming the worst and get back to your kitchen.

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    • Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

      Originally posted by UpstandingCitizen View Post
      You seem to be quite quick to assume, probably a result of you're being a woman. I practice fighting so that I can defend others, and I'm a full-blooded, straight, sober American .
      Then you're a faggot. A real man doesn't fight with a knife.

      Originally posted by UpstandingCitizen View Post
      Stop assuming the worst and get back to your kitchen.
      I am in the kitchen, dear. I stay here to check on my pot roast for this evening's meal, and my children are sitting around the kitchen table doing their school work. We've stopped our homeschool lessons to pray for you, to pray you would leave behind the left handed ways and sodomite ways and run straight to Jesus who alone can fill that hole in your heart. Please, do let us know when our prayers are answered!

      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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      • Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

        Originally posted by UpstandingCitizen View Post
        What's wrong with that?
        Too many video games.

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        • Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

          Originally posted by UpstandingCitizen View Post
          You seem to be quite quick to assume, probably a result of you're being a woman. I practice fighting so that I can defend others, and I'm a full-blooded, straight, sober American .

          Stop assuming the worst and get back to your kitchen.
          That is a quite astonishingly rude thing to say to Sister Mary Etheldreda, a TrueChristian(TM) woman whose direct questions you treat as assumptions. I do not believe you are full-blooded, straight, sober, American or even 100% male.
          2 Timothy 3:16

          All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:


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          • Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

            Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
            Then you're a faggot. A real man doesn't fight with a knife.



            I am in the kitchen, dear. I stay here to check on my pot roast for this evening's meal, and my children are sitting around the kitchen table doing their school work. We've stopped our homeschool lessons to pray for you, to pray you would leave behind the left handed ways and sodomite ways and run straight to Jesus who alone can fill that hole in your heart. Please, do let us know when our prayers are answered!

            My favorite weapon isn't a knife, it's a Beowulf .50 assault rifle. I also like my M32. Get back to you pot roast and stop making wild assumptions, woman.

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            • Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

              Originally posted by UpstandingCitizen View Post
              My favorite weapon isn't a knife, it's a Beowulf .50 assault rifle. I also like my M32. Get back to you pot roast and stop making wild assumptions, woman.
              More Scripture, less Internet Tough Guy, k?

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              • Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

                Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                More Scripture, less Internet Tough Guy, k?
                Shut up, dumbass.

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                • Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

                  Originally posted by UpstandingCitizen View Post
                  Shut up, dumbass.
                  Is this when I'm supposed to start quivering in my booties?

                  Just so's we're on the same page and all (I really have to start making it to rehearsal ).

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                  • Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

                    Originally posted by UpstandingCitizen View Post
                    Shut up, dumbass.
                    Well! aren't you just the picture of Christian decency!

                    I thank Jesus you are not a real American.
                    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                    • Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

                      Hey any left handers reading this don't stop being left handed because guess what...we have our own holiday its called Left Hander's Day Aug. 13 and we can see better underwater which is basicly a super power so keep being left handed. like this guy.
                      Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                      abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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                      • Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

                        Originally posted by Science=Satan View Post
                        Hey any left handers reading this don't stop being left handed because guess what...we have our own holiday its called Left Hander's Day Aug. 13...
                        That and $5 will get you a coffee at Starbucks.

                        ...and we can see better underwater which is basicly a super power...
                        For which you give up the ability to use this:



                        All superheroes have a weak spot.

                        ...so keep being left handed. like this guy.
                        So are you going to get with the Bible reading, or say hello to this lefthander?

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                        • Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

                          Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                          That and $5 will get you a coffee at Starbucks.



                          For which you give up the ability to use this:



                          All superheroes have a weak spot.



                          So are you going to get with the Bible reading, or say hello to this lefthander?
                          You Know You Make Some FUCK YOU!!!!!!
                          Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                          abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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                          • Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

                            Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                            That and $5 will get you a coffee at Starbucks.



                            For which you give up the ability to use this:



                            All superheroes have a weak spot.



                            So are you going to get with the Bible reading, or say hello to this lefthander?
                            Classic right handed oppression...i was saying that righters don't have a holiday.
                            Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                            abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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                            • Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

                              Originally posted by Science=Satan View Post
                              Classic right handed oppression...i was saying that righters don't have a holiday.
                              Typical lazy left-hander: always looking for a holiday.



                              Also: no more profanity. Last warning.

                              Yours in Christ,

                              Z. Smyth
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                              • Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

                                Originally posted by Science=Satan View Post
                                Classic right handed oppression...
                                Classic southpaw persecution complex.

                                ...i was saying that righters don't have a holiday.
                                Every day is righties day.

                                But seriously, Bible or bye-bye.

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