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  • #556
    Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

    I'm looking for a passage in the Bible that explicitly gives permission to cut off your kid's left hand if they show inclination to use it like a normal right does. Matthew 5:30 springs to mind, but it says right, not left!

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    • #557
      Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

      Originally posted by Seth Campbell View Post
      Remember the good old days when teachers would beat the lefthandedness out of a child? With my brother they went as far as tying his left hand to his desk so that he couldn't use it.
      I, too, long for the days when beating left-handedness out of children was the usual practice.

      Children showing a definite preference for their left hand were forced to learn to write with their right hand and, in time, would learn to replace diabolical left-handedness with godly right-handedness.

      Though, theologically speaking, I don't know where the ambidextrous or the mixed-handed or cross-handed would be on the Salvation© scale. Perhaps someone could enlighten me.

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      • #558
        Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

        Ambidextrous is the equivalent of being agnostic or a transexual attention-seeking goth passing their useless skill off as "special." C'mon, admit it, they always claim this!

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        • #559
          Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

          Originally posted by Jim C. Lombardo View Post
          Ambidextrous is the equivalent of being agnostic or a transexual attention-seeking goth passing their useless skill off as "special." C'mon, admit it, they always claim this!
          Now that I've reflected on it, I see that you are right. Ambidextrous persons are always wont to brag and boast of their ambidexterity as a sign of something special of themselves. An "agnostic or transexual attention-seeking goth" no less! You have covered it well, Mr Lombardo!

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          • #560
            Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

            Remember! Goth kids are selfish and haughty, putting their pagan goddess Evenessance before the True God! But the Good Lord said, "Pride goeth before destruction, and an haughty spirit before a fall." And the goths will fall into the pit of Darkness and their ambidextrous palms will be torn to shreds, pleasuring their Master Lord Satan's barbed tallywhacker! Glory!

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            • #561
              Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

              Lmao I'm left-handed and proud of it.
              Kurt Cobain is the man I aspire to be
              Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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              • #562
                Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

                Originally posted by yersiniapestis View Post
                Lmao I'm left-handed and proud of it.
                Kurt Cobain is the man I aspire to be
                A headless junkie is quite the role model.



                Yours in Christ,

                Z. Smyth
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                • #563
                  Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

                  I'm so glad you agree.
                  Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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                  • #564
                    Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

                    Originally posted by yersiniapestis View Post
                    I'm so glad you agree.
                    Do you have a shotgun and the barest minimum of musical talent?

                    You're halfway there!

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                    • #565
                      Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

                      Oh boy I can't wait! Now I just need to spray paint "god is gay" on pickup trucks and I'll be half way there!
                      Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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                      • #566
                        Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

                        Originally posted by yersiniapestis View Post
                        ...I just need to spray paint "god is gay" on pickup trucks...
                        Except by doing so, you acknowledge that God exists (oops).

                        And even if He was real, and was gay, what would be your problem with that? These people have a book that tells them God considers homosexuals to be abominations worthy only of a quick, gruesome death. You? What reference do you have that commands you to be a closed-minded, dimwit, f***head H8r?

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                        • #567
                          Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

                          Lmao I'm actually hella gay. If god was real and turned out to be gay I would probably bend over laughing at all the "christians" that would literally be so dumbfounded.
                          I'm really just a hella gay tranny satanist that's gonna have a big party in hell when this is all over
                          Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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                          • #568
                            Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

                            Originally posted by yersiniapestis View Post
                            ...I'm really just a hella gay tranny satanist...
                            Non-LaVeyan, I'm assuming (or you're just as ignorant as to the precepts of your own religion as you are of Christianity).

                            ...that's gonna have a big party in hell when this is all over
                            Except: the only "evidence" we have of Hell existing is the Bible. If you accept the Bible's word that Hell exists, then how do you justify ignoring everything else it says about Hell, i.e. it's not going to be a "party" (unless you define a "party" as being eternal agonizing torture [if you do, hey, I'm not judging, but I'll pass on any invites you throw my way, ta])?

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                            • #569
                              Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

                              "Let he with out sin cast the first stone."
                              Because I suppose you all think that you're with out sin? And clearly you don't know how to read. Yes, God favored his right hand. No where in any of those passages does it say that God casts all left handed people into hell. It clearly says "THE PEOPLE ON MY LEFT ARE THE ONES BEING CAST TO HELL!" Not "Hey, you're left handed, go to hell. Do not pass go, do not collect $200." Please. Learn to understand these things before you make yourself look ridiculous.

                              As people of God, no matter what religion, you're not supposed to judge people. So those of you saying that being Left Handed is disgusting and an alternative life style. Did you know that back in biblical times men had multiple wives? Adulrty at its finest. Also most of the population back then were bisexual. Homosexuality at its best.

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                              • #570
                                Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

                                Originally posted by YouBeCray View Post
                                "Let he with out sin cast the first stone."
                                Because I suppose you all think that you're with out sin?
                                Only those who are Truly Christian, and only because God Almighty Himself says so (1st John 3:6 -9).

                                Originally posted by YouBeCray View Post
                                And clearly you don't know how to read.
                                What an interesting thing to say in an environment where communication is limited to reading and writing.

                                Originally posted by YouBeCray View Post
                                Yes, God favored his right hand. No where in any of those passages does it say that God casts all left handed people into hell. It clearly says "THE PEOPLE ON MY LEFT ARE THE ONES BEING CAST TO HELL!" Not "Hey, you're left handed, go to hell. Do not pass go, do not collect $200." Please. Learn to understand these things before you make yourself look ridiculous.
                                By whose authority do you speak for the LORD? Why should we discontinue to believe what the Holy Bible says just because you waltz in here and demand to make all these changes? Do you really think an omnipotent God is completely incapable of saying what He means, and meaning what He says in His Holy Bible?

                                Originally posted by YouBeCray View Post
                                As people of God, no matter what religion, you're not supposed to judge people.
                                Are we to ignore what God tells us (2nd Timothy 4:1-5) in favor of your mere, mortal, fallible opinion?

                                Originally posted by YouBeCray View Post
                                So those of you saying that being Left Handed is disgusting and an alternative life style. Did you know that back in biblical times men had multiple wives? Adulrty at its finest. Also most of the population back then were bisexual. Homosexuality at its best.
                                Don't be silly. Adultery is having sexual relations with a person who is not your spouse. Multiple wives means multiple spouses.
                                Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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