[JewPincher]

Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

It seems like nothing good comes from the left. Liberals are known as leftists and left-handedness is sick. Maybe the two are connected?

[Mary Thompson]

Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

It seems like nothing good comes from the left. Liberals are known as leftists and left-handedness is sick. Maybe the two are connected?

I think you may be on to something there, Jewpincher. Ask any democrat to write their name (if they can do anything "write" ) and they'll be left handed.

[Tangent]

Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

I'm a Leftie and I think you guys are overreacting. Bible is a book and can be easily mis-interpreted so unless god tells you personally that "hey right hand is wrong", you guys should stop asking people to change their master hand based on your interpretations which actual meanings can never be ascertained. Think about it, if god doesn't like it then why did he let it happen in the first place? If he don't like it high chance he will not let it happen because it is more tedious to let it happen first then you rectify it. For example, if you see an egg about to fall, you will try to catch and secure it right? Its better than letting it break on the ground and splatter the whole place then you start to clean up the area. Unless you are bored and needs to something to pass time.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

blah blah blah

Maybe you should read the entire thread instead of just barging in here with points that have been addressed numerous times.

Lazy southpaw demon.



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[James Ashton]

Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

Maybe you should read the entire thread instead of just barging in here with points that have been addressed numerous times.

Lazy southpaw demon.



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

If there is one thing I have learnt from my brief time here it's that atheists have a strange aversion to reading threads and making new points.


I suspect that this thread holds the key. When I write with God's Favourite Hand I can see all the things I have already written. However, when an atheist fills in his social security application with Satan's hand, the words he's written are covered up.


I'm no scientist, and I bow to the superior wisdom of the members of this forum, but it seems these two are related. True Christians can see what has come before and learn from it, left-handers must believe each word is totally divorced from all the previous ones and nothing can be gained from looking at them.

[Elmer G. White]

Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

Amen to that James. I am still dim-witted and my spirituality develops more slowly. I must spend more time praying and with the Bible, the KJV, to catch up with you.

Blessings and admiration,

Elmer

[zedvilla]

Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

in Judges 3:12-30 King James Version (KJV)
Again the Israelites cried out to the Lord, and he gave them a deliverer —Ehud , a left-handed man, the son of Gera the Benjamite. The Israelites sent him with tribute to Eglon king of Moab. Now Ehud had made a double-edged sword about a cubit [b] long, which he strapped to his right thigh under his clothing.

If a judge of God can be lefthanded so can I.

[Steph Leia]

Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

If there is one thing I have learnt from my brief time here it's that atheists have a strange aversion to reading threads and making new points.

I suspect that it's because there are only a few points that they can make. I think they do read through the thread, but all the points they could possibly make have already been made, so they just repeat them.

[a true joo]

Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

All of you mythic Christians are some naïve bastards, you know that. So what I'm left handed, you got a problem, go shove that grade level 3 bible up your piffleing *** potty language ***, and sing for him, and by the way, a true Christian wouldn't discriminate one another, so guess who's coming down with the left handed people.

[a true joo]

Re: Left-Handers are retards

So you want the genius to dumb themselves over something we don't even know that exists; you're statement is an analogy of,'the smarter you are, the more evil you are' or,if you're wise, you are the devil'. Cut with the crap, we are all human beings, it's just handedness, just because we make up only 10% or less of the world's population doesn't give you the right to discriminate and give orders.

[Didymus Much]

Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

...a true Christian wouldn't discriminate one another...

How do you define a "true" Christian? Is it somebody who does what the Bible tells them God/Jesus wants them to do?

If so, please point out where any True Christian(tm) has misquoted the Scripture they use to justify everything they claim the Bible says (unlike you so far).

[a true joo]

Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

You know what, I'm so sick of your discrimination, I hope your family dies, everything you ever loved dies, cyberbullying in the internet, what the hell is wrong with you, over some naïve bible you're going to hurt one another. And even if there was a heaven or hell, you'd be the man in the first class seat to hell of what you just said. I would rip those thin glasses and make you shove it down your throat, bet you won't say it to my face. I would beat you down with a crowbar.

[a true joo]

Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

And seems nothing good comes with jews, am I right? Yeah, doesn't feel good doesn't it? You right handed, *** potty language *** faced jew.

[Didymus Much]

Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

You know what, I'm so sick of your discrimination...

What discrimination? How have they infringed on any of your rights?

They're just telling you what the Bible says. Don't you believe in their religious freedom to believe in the Bible?

... I hope your family dies, everything you ever loved dies, cyberbullying in the internet...

You don't see the irony there?

...bet you won't say it to my face. I would beat you down with a crowbar.

too lazy to image search internet tough guy, pressing submit

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: STOP being Left-handed!!!

You know what, I'm so sick of your discrimination, I hope your family dies, everything you ever loved dies, cyberbullying in the internet, what the hell is wrong with you, over some naïve bible you're going to hurt one another. And even if there was a heaven or hell, you'd be the man in the first class seat to hell of what you just said. I would rip those thin glasses and make you shove it down your throat, bet you won't say it to my face. I would beat you down with a crowbar.

I would suggest that you cease the empty threats, kid.