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Re: Am I bound for hell ?
You know, for someone who's so against it, you talk an awful lot about anal rape....
You know, for someone who's so against it, you talk an awful lot about anal rape....
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Re: Am I bound for hell ?
There you go again, confusing us True Christians™ with yet another unsaved Mary-hailer.Originally posted by DazDaMan View PostThis church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.
Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance
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Re: Am I bound for hell ?
I can assure you two butt-surfing giggle-boys that NO you are not going to hell because you are already in it.
Your squalid paltry existance is a worse fate than some imaginary future punishment because you are already suffering a much worse fate.
YOU ARE YOURSELF...and that's a horrible thing.....I am on the adventure of a lifetime! This is even better than the time I used the plastic stones!Comment
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Re: Am I bound for hell ?
Would you care to restate that sentence.Originally posted by DazDaMan View Post
Let's look at it.
1. "I've nothing against religion of ANY shape or form"
This would lead one to believe that you are completely tolerant. You don't mind us Landover Baptists. You have no problem with mudslums and wouldn't mind if they imposed sharia law. You find it perfectly acceptable for the catholics to support hitler and the nazi's during ww2. The inquisition was fine by you. In Iran when they stone adultresses, that's good by you. When the taliban blew up the huge buddahs in afghanistan, that's hunky dory.
You friend are quite the tolerant one.
2. "and in fact respect about 99% of it"
um... wait... what happened to ANY shape or form. Suddenly there's a 1% thrown in... how can this be? Why did you suddenly stop being tolerant?
3. "but not the way it's protrayed on this particular website!"
So this website is fine by you.
Westboro Baptist Church
(the church that protests at soldiers funerals)
What about this one.
Rapture Ready
(the website that will send an automated email to all your friends when you get raptured)
There are more...
But that should be enough reading for you for one day.
Your statement really should be.
"I have a problem with religion, there is maybe only 1% of it, that I don't have a problem with."
You intolerant, hatefilled mongrel!
YIC
VJudges 9:21 And Jotham ran away, and fled, and went to Beer, and dwelt there, for fear of Abimelech his brother.Comment
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Re: Am I bound for hell ?
Don't go projecting your latent depraved homer desires on us your closeted pillow biter. The fact that you do not believe in Jesus shows you are a homer. Your' probably just itching to rump ranger every TRUE Christian™ male here and spread your gay virus to us. Well it will be you being bent over by Satan in Hell sinner if you do not REPENT™ before Jesus returns, hunts you down and kills you.Originally posted by DazDaMan View Post
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Re: Am I bound for hell ?
OK, I'll change my comment - I respect religion 99% of the time, stay away from it since, frankly, I'm not really interested in it. Like Mark, I took something other than religious studies in order to do a "proper" subject in school.
But it's when people start trying to force it upon me or, as is the case here, stir up racial hatred and brainwashing, especially when the reasoning is so FLAWED as it is here, that I wonder how the hell people like you lot can consider themselves better, or indeed "holier" than anyone else around, when clearly you are one step away from being Nazis!
Oh, Bobby-Joe, just how many women have YOU slept with in your lifetime? Me? I last had sex on Monday night. With a woman.Don't go projecting your latent depraved homer desires on us your closeted pillow biter. The fact that you do not believe in Jesus shows you are a homer. Your' probably just itching to rump ranger every TRUE Christian™ male here and spread your gay virus to us. Well it will be you being bent over by Satan in Hell sinner if you do not REPENT™ before Jesus returns, hunts you down and kills you.
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Jesus tells me that you're lying, virgin.Originally posted by DazDaMan View Post
It's nothing to be ashamed about though, but why don't you make yourself into a Godly eunuch too?
You'll never get married anyway, yet the kingdom of Heaven can still be yours!
For there are some eunuchs, which were so born from their mother's womb: and there are some eunuchs, which were made eunuchs of men: and there be eunuchs, which have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven's sake. He that is able to receive it, let him receive it.
Matthew 19:12If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
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Me, a eunuch? Hell no! I value my bollocks a little bit more than I value the existence of this so-called "church"!!Originally posted by SalvationSeeker View PostJesus tells me that you're lying, virgin.
It's nothing to be ashamed about though, but why don't you make yourself into a Godly eunuch too?
You'll never get married anyway, yet the kingdom of Heaven can still be yours!
For there are some eunuchs, which were so born from their mother's womb: and there are some eunuchs, which were made eunuchs of men: and there be eunuchs, which have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven's sake. He that is able to receive it, let him receive it.
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Oh, and for your information, she definitely exists - we dated for over four years....!Originally posted by SalvationSeeker View PostJesus tells me that you're lying, virgin.
It's nothing to be ashamed about though, but why don't you make yourself into a Godly eunuch too?
You'll never get married anyway, yet the kingdom of Heaven can still be yours!
For there are some eunuchs, which were so born from their mother's womb: and there are some eunuchs, which were made eunuchs of men: and there be eunuchs, which have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven's sake. He that is able to receive it, let him receive it.
Matthew 19:12
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Re: Am I bound for hell ?
You're a nigra, aren't you "Daz"?
Listen up BOY, you can still be Saved, but stop this lying now, pie-stealer.
Jesus graces extends to all (you will just have to work harder), so stop feeling bad for yourself and accept Jesus.
You can become white as snow and sin-free through the power of JESUS.
Praise! Accept Him in your life, repent, and tithe to the Landover Baptist Church and thou shall be SAVED.
Wouldn't you like that, to be a white man?
Because only a fool would deny himself something as wonderful as that, being made in His image.
PRAISE JESUS!If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
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Re: Am I bound for hell ?
Darren what the hell where you doing back with your X lol !
And this site is tooooo funny
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Re: Am I bound for hell ?
No, Marky, it was a one-off!
What, like Michael Jackson?You're a nigra, aren't you "Daz"?
Listen up BOY, you can still be Saved, but stop this lying now, pie-stealer.
Jesus graces extends to all (you will just have to work harder), so stop feeling bad for yourself and accept Jesus.
You can become white as snow and sin-free through the power of JESUS.
Praise! Accept Him in your life, repent, and tithe to the Landover Baptist Church and thou shall be SAVED.
Wouldn't you like that, to be a white man?
Because only a fool would deny himself something as wonderful as that, being made in His image.
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Re: Am I bound for hell ?
Are you just here to mock our beliefs? Trust me friend Jesus is willing to let us ban early and often those who would persecute us!Originally posted by Markypetal View PostDarren what the hell where you doing back with your X lol !
And this site is tooooo funny
Mark
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Re: Am I bound for hell ?
You find eternal damnation funny, sinner?Originally posted by Markypetal View Post
You will not find huge barbed tallywhackers ramming your behind for eternity while your flesh slowly melts off your bones "funny".
Enjoy hell!
That's your role model as a nigra, isn't it?Originally posted by DazDaMan View Post
A nigra disguised as a white man (a very homer looking one) with the help of Satan!
No matter what color he might try to turn into, he will always be a pie-stealer, a rapist of white women, and a welfare liver!
Disgusting.
No nigra can truly turn white, unless washed clean by the blood of Jesus.
Praise Him!If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13Comment
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Actually, my role model of Afro-American excellence is Morgan Freeman. THERE'S a God for you.Originally posted by SalvationSeeker View Post
Oh look! He's actually PLAYING God in that picture!!
Did all right with that music <profanity removed> though, eh?A nigra disguised as a white man (a very homer looking one) with the help of Satan!
No matter what color he might try to turn into, he will always be a pie-stealer, a rapist of white women, and a welfare liver!
Disgusting.
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