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My husbands coming home in only 2 hrs and the house is a horrible mess!!! He told me this morning before he went to work that if he came home and the house wasnt clean that he'd beat my bottom black and blue with his belt!!! Last time he did that it was HORRIBLE!!! How can I clean up a VERY messy house VERY fast!!!!!!
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Re: Help!!! What do I do???
Do you best friend and do the right thing; when he comes home take responsibility. Tell him you failed his simplex request, that you were to busy watching soap operas and eating bon bons to do what he needed to be done and take your punishment without compliant. Afterwards, if you survive, thank him for loving you enough to help you.Originally posted by txgurl View Post
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Re: Help!!! What do I do???
You must take Bobby Joe's advice, do the right thing and stand up for Jesus!
There's nothing you can do now but get down on your knees when your hubby comes home, and beg his forgiveness! When he spanks you, you must smile and praise JESUS!
After your spanking, stand up and go wash the dishes and bake your hubby a nice apple pie! Remember to smile! (make sure you don't burn the pie, or you won't be smiling anymore)
Tonight you will serve your hubby dinner standing up, and tomorrow you will have plenty of time to clean the house, standing up ...
With love in Jesus!
Sister Noddy
1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...
1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...
Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...Comment
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Re: Help!!! What do I do???
well, first of all, get off the computer and get on the dishes!Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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This is the witches' husband. I apologize for my wifes unchristian behavior. You will be happy to know I beat the devil out of her last night and then locked her in our laundry room until she had cleaned every piece of clothing. I only let her out long enough to cook me my dinner. Today I kept her locked in the prayer closet while I was working in an attempt to save her from eternal damnation. Can anyone suggest other ways to further punish her. I feel I've been to lienent on her.Comment
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Re: Help!!! What do I do???
I'd have her start off by memorizing the Holy Bible from cover to cover.Originally posted by txgurl View Post
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Help!!! What do I do???
Sounds like multiple personality to me. Are you sure you're not beating yourself? If you actually ARE married, hopefully your husband can put an internet blocker on your computer so you can't waste your time browsing for your smut.Comment
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Re: Help!!! What do I do???
Originally posted by txgurl View Post
Hello,
I am not sure why your even with such a horrible person. I have been raised to treat a women with complete respect. Now I also believe in the other hand, that if you have been beaten, then you need to go to the police and have him thrown in Jail. No one deserves to be beaten like that, and deffinetly not for not cleaning the house. I also would say that you should come to an agreement with your husband, about cleaning or doing other chores. It is not your complete job to do everything. But forget talking to him anyways. He needs to be put in Jail. NO ONE. Deserves a beating for such innocent behavior. Please check out this site. www.abusedadultresourcecenter.com
They can help you get away from a horrible man. Dont take any beating any more. Dont do it. Just because your a women doesnt mean that you have to take that!Comment
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Re: Help!!! What do I do???
Matthew Rogers, you are obviously not a True Christian™.
Ephesians 5:22-24
Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.
For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body.
Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in every thing.
Exodus 21:20-21
And if a man smite his servant, or his maid, with a rod, and he die under his hand; he shall be surely punished.
Notwithstanding, if he continue a day or two, he shall not be punished: for he is his money.
Submit in every thing - which part of that don't you understand? I spent much of my life soaking up sin like a sponge brought up from the bottom of a polluted sea by callipygous Greek homers -- but even I seen no room for weasely interpretations the above verses. None at all.
I became a woman in order to submit to men, which is the essence of woman -- unfortunately, with my small female brain beclouded by the sulfurous vapors of Satan, this instinct caused me to crawl naked through the chicken ranches and saloons of many a desolate country (even before I became fully a woman, to save money for the surgery, I bent over in Wendover for the trouser snakes of Mormon weekenders from Salt Lake City and slant-eyed mah jong players in Macao).
You could call that -- my past life -- a misinterpretation of scripture. But the fact is that all interpretation is misinterpretation. The Word of the Lord offers no wiggle room.
Of course she has to take a beating. He is respecting her by beating her.
Why do you think there is such a thing as a "BDSM community"? With my horrible experiences in the miasma of the human condition, I think I can answer that -- it's because so many have turned away from the Lord and are therefore bereft of proper beatings. Consider that Godless pervert, Derrida: The Bemachtigungstrieb as such would be linked with cruelty as an essential component of sovereignty, and sovereignty (or its metaphysical phantasy) would be none other, in the end, than the metaphysics of the subject (individual or collective) as tendentially autonomous, voluntaristic and free.
See, in my deconstruction of this nasty atheist, it seems even Jacques could figure this out: supposedly "free" people, especially female, fantasizing about autonomy and free will and all of that crap, need to be treated with cruelty until they learn who's boss. For men, that's the Lord. For women, that's the man. As long as he doesn't kill them and he pays the rent, he can -- indeed he must -- beat his wife and his Negro or Mexican servants often and hard.
Sincerely,
Magna, née MagnusComment
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